Ka-Blamo!

by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7duAZjP8w Lyrics: ANDY Oooh hoo hoo hoo... Listen, listen Here we go downtown Oh boy, oh I gotta go all around You can't stop, feel the pull JORMA Ka-blamo! AKIVA You just won the lottery ALL That's ka-blamo! ANDY You kissed Shannen Doh-erty ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA You joined a sorority ALL That's ka-blamo! AKIVA You lied about the lottery ALL Not ka-blamo AKIVA You met Fred Segal at debutante's ball ANDY You gave him your number JORMA He gave you a call AKIVA He told you to meet him at the corner at eight ANDY You met him at nine, that's right you were late! JORMA You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed AKIVA Fred Segal's a star and you cold dissed ANDY His pimping-ass, cooling-ass, mack-ass building JORMA With iggidy ivy on the walls, but not around the lettering AKIVA You dissed Fred Segal and everybody knows Ha ha ha ha ha, you're not ka-blamo! The doc fixed your artery ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA Your mouthwash is gargley ALL That's ka-blamo! ANDY Your water is watery ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA I majored in pottery ALL Not ka-blamo JORMA You're chillin' with your dudes and they stab you in the face AKIVA On the way to the hospital, you're bleedin' all over the place ANDY Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene AKIVA And then you get cancer and you die in your teens JORMA But then this really pretty girl Who you always really liked Shows up to your funeral And that's a real mixed blessing AKIVA Your jello is wobbley ALL That's ka-blamo! ANDY You met Gilbert Gott-fri-ed ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA You're Harlem Globe-trottery ALL That's ka-blamo! AKIVA You watched The Disorderlies ALL Not ka-blamo ANDY When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is JORMA And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job! AKIVA When a mole is in your ass and you wonder where the mole is ANDY You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass Job. JORMA The meaning of life is revealed to you AKIVA And all of the drinks are Old English brew ANDY Your whim is the word of the people on earth But the whole mole-in-the-ass thing is haunting you Earth. AKIVA When your fluids are bodily AKIVA + ANDY That's ka-blamey JORMA What happened to ka-blamo? AKIVA + ANDY I mean ka-blamo! JORMA Good that's better AKIVA + ANDY That's ka-blamey JORMA Wait, I'm confused ANDY We said ka-blamo! Hard.