Kamala's Detroit Voice, Walz Caravan Crash, Brazil in Chaos, Royals Hanging Heads, Chiefs Read for Ravens, CFB Weekend, Scheffler Makes History

What a Labor Day for Kamala Harris as she pathetically debuted some really weird "Detroit" accent while addressing union workers. This can't be real, can it? Oh, and her running mate's caravan had two cars crash into each other. This stuff just writes itself. Brazil is in chaos as Elon Musk's X has been banned and the NFL is playing a game there Friday night. One player speaks the truth about how silly it is to open the season in Brazil even as Musk uses Starlink to beam X back into the nation. The Royals are moping around like a teenager that just got dumped by his first girlfriend and it's time for them to get it together. It's still a playoff team by a wide margin. Act like it! The Chiefs and Ravens take center stage Thursday night at Arrowhead, college football had a fun weekend and Scottie Scheffler it breaking Tiger Woods records.