Karaokink: Erection

Song parody of "Reflection" from Mulan. ---------------------------------- Support Sexie Show! patreon.com/sexieshow Come to Battlestrip 12: FunLeashed on Friday, August 7th! Message me on Insta or FetLife for ticket info! --------------------------------- --------------------------------- Lyrics (Spoilers Below!): Look at me. I’m about to be fucking this woman who is out of my league. Pressure’s on. Please don’t let me blow my shot. She’s ready, so I wrap it up as she spreads her legs. Then her dog walks in the room. My god, that dog’s ugly. Staring straight back at me. Where did my erection go once I slid inside? His good eye is yellow and dry while his other one oozes bloody black gunk. And somehow his dead crusty tongue has enough strength left to slurp up the eye gunk shit. And then the girl with me gets real mad so she asks me “Why is your attention on my dog Guapo?” So I tell a small lie and say he’s a cutie pie. Then that dog’s erection grows. Oh God. Fuck my life. I plead with her “Give me one more try. I can get turned on if you turn off the lights.” We rekindle our lust. My dick’s hard. It’s time to thrust. So I grab a glob of lube and slide inside. She’s loving it and I’m shocked I lasted a long time. That sex was perfection so let’s turn on the lights. Oh no. The lube for my erection came from Guapo’s gunky eye. [sobs understandably]