Kate Middleton: Royal Error

Oh Kensington PR Department, you are all so fired! Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, has not been seen publicly for three months. This is notable because her whole job is to be seen doing good, publicly. The internet ran wild with rumors, so to squash those rumors, the Palace published a mother's day photo of Kate with her 3 children. She wasn't wearing a wedding ring and the kids had mismatched arms and 3 eyes so the internet cried "photoshop" and cited the photo as proof that Kate was dead (or a robot, or run off to Italy). Kate issued an apology - as it turns out, she's an avid amateur photographer and when her adoring husband took the photo she used her very basic photoshop skills and edited the photo. And that's what we're left with, a twitter apology from a royal woman who probably doesn't know what photoshop is, saying it was all her fault and she's sorry to have done anything to add to the conspiracy theories and rumors. Or is she sorry? Maybe she did it on purpose to send a message to the Free Britney team! Amidst the throbbing thrum of royal rumors, the Spanish press says it has insider knowledge and hospital records that Kate was put into a medically induced coma during a recent trip to the hospital. Kensington Palace has told the world they will be making a major announcement in the days ahead ~ it's anyone's guess right now as to what the truth is, and that's kind of the point of the rumors and theories swirling around Kate today, anyone can say anything and find a willing audience these days.