Keep UP! Episode XX!V | Snitches Get Stitches

Monologue Jessica Pena "natural state" hair Louisiana Colin Kaepernick (waited for all the memes) Strahan would kneel Nike vs Crocs Dreads or braids? I hate all Group chats except my kickball teams. Serena umpire boycott. Osaka is Haitian too. South Carolina hurricane Florence vs Maria and Katrina Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz Soto In this country you are not allowed to be a girl, look good, have a point of view and have a good time all at once. Need I say more." - Madonna's handwritten note about Letterman censored appearance. Mentions Andrew Dyce Clay Wtf did i listen just to? Azalia Banks/Nick Cannon play Chappelle clip If no new music play Boys I've loved soundtrack faves TMZ reports Paul McCartney and John Lennon used to jerk off together. Come together right now, all you need is cum. McCartney told GQ he was over at Lennon's place with a small group of friends ... "And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying -- I don't even know if we were staying over or anything -- we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did." Paul says in order to inspire more enjoyable twisting, they would all shout out names of sexy celebs to think about -- like Brigitte Bardot ... before John killed the mood by bringing up Winston Churchill. The singer says this self-please pleasing session was a onetime thing -- maybe two -- but it wasn't a big deal ... just kids being kids, he says. He adds ... "But it was good harmless fun. It didn't hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot." So that's what they meant by "Here, There and Everywhere." Wtf did i just watch? Operation Finale The Incredible Jessica James For all the boys I loved White Boy Rick Predator RIP Burt Reynolds, talk about career PDT, ALS and Lou Gehrig. Racism in baseball Cleveland Indians and Red Skins Poll it on IG Purge TV show....why? Catfish, sexual harrassment Wtf did i just go? Party in Brooklyn Wtf did you say? Snitches get stiches (cliche') Snitches get stiches (cliche') Reality Winner, who pleaded guilty to leaking secret U.S. report, gets 63-month sentence Is it ok to whistle blow? Chelsea Manning & Eric Snowden Camp shit story Shut the fuck up, listen up and keep up with StillVinSane.