Keep UP! Episode XXX!!!: Word UP! to the Wise

Episode 33 Do as I say and fuck what I do. Monologue • Pause • People mistake what they enjoy with what's quality. • Retiring early (LIRR Bose) • Wearing dope stuff will have too many people trying to talk to you. High school Hype Beast • Veterans Day Jason Kipnis blowing up bros spot. • Ilan Omar anti-Semitic lie. Zionism • Vape life (FDA vs JUUL) • Amazon relocation. NYC can't be a global city if its filled with small businesses. Does Virginia need it? Newark was in the running. Wtf did ! Hear? Albums Released this week Spotify Release Radar Wtf did ! Watch? Girl in the Spider Web Overlord A level action B Movie fun Zombies vs the Paranormal The Grinch Kids were jealous of my Alist membership Wtf did ! Go? Kickball End of the year party. Wtd did ! Say? • You can pickle anything and you can make a Ted Talk out of everything. Monica Lewinsky and Marijuana • Elder millennial advice. • Bad classroom management • Taking the nap of doom. • It's never just one thing that did you in. • Girls give the best knowledge when they think you're their main squeeze or believe there is hope for a relationship. If they half way like you, they give miserable head. • You give someone too many ultimatums, that person will snap. • I don't like trying something after I had something I really enjoy. Bittersweet • Don't ever listen to me. Too much losing to being correct.