Keith Gordon -- The Legend of Billie Jean

So some guy messes up your dope scooter and then beats you up, what do you do? Well, FAIR IS FAIR, so your sister goes to talk to fake Stacey Keach, who tries to get it in and then you shoot him. NOW WHAT?  Great question and that's what "The Legend of Billie Jean" is grappling with. This is a realllll artifact from the 80's, the reason for the song "Invincible" from Pat Benetar y'all, and I highly recommend watching it before listening to this episode, because apparently my feelings on it at age 9 and 40 are somehow different (whaaaaaa?). Helen Slater, Christian Slater, Yeardly Smith, Peter Coyote, Dean Stockwell and Keith Gordon in his 8th movie (that we could find, Keith, are you emailing me "My Palikari" and the other missing artifacts). Here's a spoiler: Pat Benetar would refer to this movie as the biggest piece of sh*t. Join us on the Keith Gordon journey and then rate, review, subscribe, email, socialize with us and maybe call the hotline! What, you don't know where all our stuff is? Well, head to https://linktr.ee/wedoingfilmographies and get on the rest of the Gordon movies, 13 Billy Crudup flicks and 10 spooky movies.