KFC and Popeyes are a Staple in the Hood, Grab A Wing !!!!!

Why in my Calorie counter did KFC Pop up I don’t ____ with the Chicken _____ I got in trouble for Calling Colonel Sanders a _____, people said. That's not funny I said, but there are similarities and people are like how , I said well he...... I'm like do you really want me to break down the similarities between Colonel Sanders and ___________? I mean how many chickens did Colonel Sanders ________ And he did put the chicken in _______ I'm done. Was that too far, Am I Kanye? The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich: Ima take you back to 1991, Milwaukee Wi…..,,,,,, Keep in mind Milwaukee only had KFC at the time. _________ was waiting in lines around the block for Popeyes……. That was before that dumb ass theme song lol, love that chicken from Popeyes lol!!!!! __________ was in line for an hour, this was before internet on your cellphone, you were just in line like a ______________..,,,,,…… like dam I heard this chicken good as hell……,, pager goin off . _________ got hypes coming to the parking lot to buy dope. The most _________you can think of. Parking lot smelling like pine cones and burnt plastic. Milwaukee in the 90s was different.