Kids love hard surfaces

Wayne Rooney may or may not be coming to D.C. United, but Filibuster will always be coming to your ears. Jason and Adam kick off the show (12:29) by going team-by-team up the Eastern Conference standings to get a lay of the land in the first segment. Ben had been sidelined by goat fever and was unable to participate, though he still used his goat hooves to edit this episode. In the second segment, Brian Dunseth, or Dunny as he’s known on the internet, comes on to preview United’s visit to the Wasatch Range, discussing Real Salt Lake’s drop off from the end of last year, the bunched-up Western Conference standings, some of the Claret-and-Cobalt’s less heralded players, the organization’s emphasis on infrastructure for RSL and the new NWSL Utah Royals, and how Dunny would gameplay against Mike Petke’s team.