Kiefer Than Therapy: Punch the Monkey Gets a Girlfriend, Everyone Else Gets Arrested

Tonight on Kiefer Than Therapy, the news cycle somehow got even weirder… and we’re here to make it worse.We start off with a Bachelor/Bachelorette contestant who apparently thought reality TV drama wasn’t enough and decided to add a little domestic violence DLC to their storyline. Roses are red, flags are redder. 🌹🚩Then it’s time for Poop Cruise 2: The Sequel Nobody Asked For, where a flushed towel turned a relaxing vacation into a floating biohazard. Because nothing says luxury travel like questioning every life decision while trapped on a ship that smells like regret. 🚢💩We also give a Punch the Monkey update — yes, that monkey — who now has a girlfriend, proving once again that even a monkey has a better dating life than half this podcast. 🐒❤️Meanwhile, a Jack Reacher star apparently decided the best way to stay in shape was assaulting a private citizen, which we’re pretty sure was NOT in the script. Method acting has gone too far. 🎬👊And finally… the headline that broke our brains: An amputee cornhole player accused of murder. We don’t know what’s crazier — the crime, the sport, or the fact that this sounds like a rejected Florida Man Mad Lib. 🌽⚖️If the world keeps getting this ridiculous, we’re gonna need a bigger podcast.#murphyengravingFollow us on: Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Spotify!!  REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE…DOWNLOAD ON ALL YOUR AUDIO PLATFORMS…AND LEAVE A 5 STAR RATING AND REVIEW ON APPLE & SPOTIFY!!!New Sponsor: Murphy Engraving-Reach out to Kevin for all your engraving needs!  [email protected] 513-616-6463 FACEBOOK: MURPHY ENGRAVINGINSTAGRAM: MURPHY_ENGRAVINGTell him One More & I’m Outta Here sent ya!!!!Support the show