Hi everyone and welcome to History Dweaves. I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look. Hi everyone and welcome to History Dweaves.
I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history. Today we're going to talk about the Cincinnati killer clown Brandy. I know you must be very surprised there's a killer clown from Cincinnati.
What side of town is he from Tim? He is from the west side like our companion Charles here. So let's all sit down and shop that there is a killer clown on the west side of Cincinnati. Oh my god.
No, that could never happen. That's a good place. It's so god damn ridiculous. It's like it's not even real.
Charles, he's besmirching your your your all day. You know, I've gotten to the point to me what I cannot even uh I cannot even defend my own my own homestead to me. You can't because it's on the west side. Chuck is from the west side of Cincinnati and the shenanigans rain over there Brandy.
Listen, there's less shit that happens here in this trailer park than happens out there on Cincinnati. I'm a cliff and I can I can I cannot okay. I'm ready for any time and we'll find out all about. That's fine.
What's going on? What's the name of the trailer park? No. Shadow Lake.
Shadow Lake. They always give them good names, but although that's that's doesn't shadow lakes sound like a place Jason would live Jason Boyes. What's hope? Uh yeah, and evidently there is an actual lake somewhere around here.
I don't know yet though. No one has a founding image. Is it called shadow? No.
Noah found it. First of all, Noah and my husband have their finger on the fucking pulse of this place. I don't know why. I don't know why.
Let me give you proper introduction. Yes. Uh before I do remind everyone we are comedy podcasts. We sometimes use God language and people don't like that.
Chuck. What should they do? Well, if people don't like that to me, they should uh avoid the devil at all costs is what I would say. Just try to keep out of your life.
Your life is like a garden to me and you you tend to the flowers and pull the weeds and if you don't like that kind of behavior, you got to pull the weed. That is the devil to me. I see. Brandy, I'm gonna give you a rebuttal in just a minute.
Let me hear it. A lady who is known throughout the land as Brandy the Benevolence. She's very benevolent apparently Charles. That's that's propaganda to me.
Yeah. Okay. I challenged me. I challenged someone to come forward and name an act of benevolence.
Did they have witnessed from said Queen of benevolence? Her Majesty, Queen Brandy the first. How are you Brandy? If at all?
Yeah. So yes, evidently there is a I'm fine to me. Just you know, shits on fire around me, but it's cool. Like it's fine.
This is just very well. After a while, it's normal, right? After a while you get used to the warmth. You know, you miss the teat.
Um, you know, I was growing through my phone the other day and I saw our president, President Trump, we don't use the politics on here, but he is he thinks he should have the Congressional Medal of Honor, Colonel, because he went to Iraq in 2018. Well, he's very brave to me. He says that's for himself. Strangely, I think the devil should get the Congressional Medal of Honor because of her life and what she's been through just through all the, you know, it's like you see.
I'm looking at you, Randy. Oh my God. I was thinking more of the noble peace prize, but whatever. Yeah, we are.
You're not going to take you. Why not both? Why not both? So the problem with the problem with getting the peace prize that was that I don't know that you can get the peace prize for ending a huge number of wars that you in fact started.
Yes, this is the place that's launched 1000 ships, obviously, obviously, but you're saying Brandy may may have contributed to the issue. There are some circumstances to me where I feel like she was probably the aggressor to me. Listen, let me tell you something. You're not going to get you're not going to do this today because I just know Zen devil are you still meditating?
I am I am much more Zen. So it's all good. Yes, I am I am Zen because I'm surrounded by chaos. Something has to be.
We can read it. We can read it in your career at any point. I bet you like speaking careers devil. Just quickly.
Are you still gamefully employed and meeting the terms of your probation? I'm off probation. Nice. Nice.
I know, right? No restrictions. I am. It's okay.
This job is it's all right. It's it's okay. I went to public think Brandy because, you know, after 33 years working for the same employer, the last couple of months was the most delightful career in Colonel. I did her take because Brandy, I mean, she was just on fire.
Oh, it was my favorite part and 33 years. It was my favorite part being there because you brought every day to work. You just really broke the phone and I'm just I'm just really appreciate that. You know, I'm going to go with that.
You're being sincere. So thank you. I know I am sincere. I am just sorry.
I couldn't have continued because I would have loved to continue to work with you guys. I just I'm trying to get straight in my head. Who left me first? Devil or you?
I think I needed it. But you know, and you later on this works, fire me. So whatever. By which you know, Brandy, I defended you to the end.
The end of what? To the end of the time I left, I was defending you. So I think you were now seriously, you think I really had it hard. Seriously, Brandy, it was a it was an injustice to you.
And I truly sorry that that happened, but you you went on to bigger and better. No, I actually didn't, but that's okay. We're going to we're a process. You're happy.
You're happy. Well, I am happy to not be getting phone calls 24 hours a day about dumb shit. That's nice. But but no, the trailer park is good.
We do have a we do have a lake somewhere. Noah has found it. So that's amazing. Can you fish in the lake?
I didn't listen. I don't know anything about it. I don't know what part it's in. I don't know.
You actually live there or is it do what? Do you actually live there or is it just David Noah running about? Are you sure it's not a waste number or something? No, I'm not sure.
I mean, there's a lot of cats around here, so I'm not sure. But what I will say is I'm the only one in the house with a job right now. So I go to work and the two of them do whatever it is that they're going to do, Noah runs around all the way, but you got to remember it's been cold since we've been here here in December. So I haven't even bought my like hearing disc yet so that I can hear the neighbors fighting.
I haven't even done that yet. Dave is a gentlemanly retired man of leisure. Yeah, he's a gentleman. Yeah, he's a retired country.
Does Dave have a garden yet? Is he gonna have a garden in nothing? No, but I am. He doesn't want to have a garden.
What's he care? Did you ever get my pink flamingos? I just don't understand. Can you send me your address again?
I'll buy it. Seriously. I really get blind from Amazon. I will.
Where are my weird hurts? Oh, there's still your absento, Jim. That's awesome. I'm saying.
Um, but no, David, I mean, David, Noah, have their finger on the pulse of this place. Like, it got it got bought from the owner. And so now we're gonna now we've got all of these regulations about shit. Oh, you know, like a horror association and trailer.
Oh, no. Well, they're going to I'm hoping that they repave the fucking run through here. But is it gravel? Yeah, we've got to it's not gravel, but it has seen better days.
It's probably not been paved over since you should run for president of the HOA. Oh, that would be cool. I would run your campaign. Thank you.
It's an extraordinary, you're an extraordinary person, Brandy. And I think if people don't see it, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just complimenting.
Am I dying and I don't know it? No, I don't think you're a wonder person. What? Okay.
So yeah, everybody's everybody's good. Kyra's good. She's been teething. Oh, is she is she moving around yet?
She's moving around. I don't know that she's actually got it together, but she moves around not driving at it. She's not driving like I hope not maybe, but I'm gonna get a right when she's old enough. Those little power wheels make a forklift and have working forks on them.
Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah. But she's amazing.
Of course, the kids are amazing. And, you know, we're just kind of, I'm just wait. I think I'm having another child. Absolutely.
Fucking not. What am I? Janet Johnson? Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm comforters in this other than at this point. No, I just know.
I just know. Why did you think that? Listen, you know, you know, Noah's getting older. You're gonna be getting him.
Having a big nest soon. I always know. A little baby. Yeah, he'll be gone in four years.
If not a form. Timmy, you remember this woman wandering around pregnant with Noah? I do. I have to do it in 14 years.
Where can you listen? I know there's no more babies. No more babies. I have a grand baby.
That is fucking enough. I get to know. Well, you know, you could if you had a kid in your situation where the youngest is the aunt or uncle of the, you know, kind of like what happens at enforcement. Yeah, no, we're not gonna we're not doing that.
I already did the whole like, oh, there's a grown child. Let's have another kid now. I don't want sleep. Who needs fucking sleep?
I just want to get you. My dog's getting older and you know, you know, you maybe want to recapture a little bit of your youth and you can do that by having another child. Nope. No, how about the dog?
How's the pup? You know what? They're funny because they're very different and I got their holiday pictures taken. I think I put them up.
One of your dogs is on the spectrum. We agreed to that? Yes. Yes.
She is. But also I found out so they take these holiday pictures at the daycare with these dogs and you know, I look at Lucy's picture and she is very annoyed by the entire situation and they've got this garland wrapped around her and you know, she's just like, I fucking hate everybody. She's me. So she just, you know, what is this bullshit?
I just want to go play. Yeah. Molly on the other hand, you could fucking put anything on her and she'll just sit there and smile. She is the most photogenic fucking dog.
She just grandkids and she doesn't get a shit. Molly, my little one, she likes to. They dress her up and she is all in on that. They're like, she's so much fun.
Doesn't matter what we put on her. She just sits there and she rolls with it. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Lucy is like, no, Lucy is, Lucy is, listen, Lucy is like her mom. We're all tired. Everybody's shit. Just let us alone.
Just let us be. But see, I have, I have young children and they also wake me up nice and I. So I mean, fuck what I need to get for. I want to sleep again.
Jane see us start waking us up. It's well, not us. I should say, Leanne, up at like 12, 31 o'clock in the morning. Where's that?
Why? Like, you know, well, I told her to sit, you know, you're just, you're, you're training them to do that by giving us every morning. She still wants to sleep though. That's the tricky part.
Yeah. So well, let me, that was a lot of brandy time. Don't you agree? Oh, wait, that was long.
That was three chapters and two verses of. Oh my God. Let me introduce the man who really is a, he's the best-selling author and brandy, I know your excited as well as I am for the upcoming musical that's coming from, How to Make Love to a Woman. It's all Broadway now and it's, it's doing, getting great reviews, Colonel.
So you must be very happy about that. The one and only a man of God, a man we turn to and and these troubled times, the Reverend's Little Charles Bull regards, Hawk Waters III, affectionately known as the seventh gentleman. How are you today, Colonel? Oh, I couldn't be better, Timmy.
I have to say, Timmy, I used one of your jokes at the post office yesterday, Timmy. Well, I had to go, the state of Ohio sent me a letter saying that they had not received my 2022 tax return and they had just done the calculations themselves and estimated that I owed them $8,000 and I went back to my, Jesus, I know, I went back to my, thank you. Yeah. How long have you been going without paying your taxes?
Just a while, but I mean, you know, I'm a sovereign citizen. You know, you definitely are a citizen. I mean, how did they not get it? They were e-filed.
I don't know how enough fuck they didn't get them. They were e-filed. So whatever Wesley said, I go back and pull my tax return. All say in the big house.
And in fact, well, okay, I say they were e-filed. Apparently, I missed the final step when I was doing a return where I e-filed my federal, but did not he file my state. I don't know why because it was an extra $30 and I thought I'll just print it off and mail it for $30. And it didn't work out.
I forgot. I forgot. Yeah. So it turns out that they, in fact, owe me $35, but I had to write a petition of appeal and get it straight now.
So I'm in the post office, right? And this, I'm talking to this lady and she's about 80 years old, you know, and she walks up and she's telling me she needs a book of stamps because she I said, you can get them from the machine. And she said, oh, I don't like to go through all of that. You know, placing your credit card on the machine.
She'd rather wait in line for 10 minutes at the post office. So anyway, I said, sometimes I'm like that. I said, a book of stamps. I can't see the numbers.
I said, you're buying a whole book of stamps. And she said, yes. And I said, well, that's pretty goddamn optimistic of you. Don't you think?
I mean, she's running out of 80 right now. I said, you know, I'm 60 years old. I buy them one at a time. I'm not leaving stamps in my will for somebody.
Now, I mean, just go to your kids. They're talking stamps. Exactly. Well, and what happens when you don't designate where it goes, right?
Then you go through probate. You guys go through probate. And those aren't even collector stamps. Those are just normal stamps.
If you got collector stamps, fuck off. I mean, I only buy right then. Exactly. You know, until Thursday for them fuckers to get yellow.
No, no, I'll be here. And I buy them two at a time. We, uh, someone in the house has discovered Amazon grocery shopping. And I come upon my porch the other day to me and there are five bags, five bags.
And four of those bags contain no two of those bags. I'm sorry. Two of those bags contain nothing but bananas because the person making the order ordered five bananas, but they got five bunches of bananas to me. I've done that for gotta be careful.
Yeah. I've also done the opposite where I were one thing. I'm getting a bunch. Yeah.
Well, the dogs, I found a little recipe and I made some frozen treats for the dogs out of pumpkin and bananas and they were happy to rise. He's very talented, Randy. Oh, I'm like, I'm like the Rachel Ray of, uh, you were like Rachel. I can see that.
I can see that. I just walked up to you. I got a Broadway. It's coming.
Yeah. You're excited about it. Well, you know, we're having a goddamn Hugh Jackman. You know, we're having so many.
It's, he's a diva, Demi. Everything, you know, I can see him playing you though. Well, he is playing me, you know, I was saying Daniel Day Lewis myself, but I didn't see you. Well, it was Daniel Craig or Hugh Jackman, you know, and I couldn't.
So, so finally we decided on Hugh Jackman, but then everything it's like, God damn it. You don't get a trailer for a Broadway play. You got a room, you know, he wants a trailer, a room, special tap shoes, you know, there's a top action. Well, there's no time.
He wants to add pop dancing to it. I told him there's no tap dancing and making love to a woman. It turns him off. Nothing will dry something up like this.
A hair like you tap dancing in this foreplay. Oh, that's what the people want. There will be no tap dancing in how to make love to a woman. So that's why we're out with that, Timmy.
He's a we think we got some we think we'll come into terms with him. And it's all going well. You know, I'm working on a follow up. Oh, yeah.
Well, well, you know, so many people these days identify as different things. And you know, they're, you know, so I'm just gonna make a wholesale about how to make love to anyone or anything to me. I love it. Pumpkins are you thing?
Pumpkins are you thing? You man inclusive, Brandon? Right. Yeah, it's all about the EI for me, Timmy.
So, you know, if they're like the lady who's in love with her ship, right? You know, you get these people addicted. I'm a, you know, these people fall in love with animated objects. This one dude was Mary was in love and married a roller coaster.
Yeah. And it's like rusting and spank yard. He paid a lot of money for it, you know, but there's a there's a lady that's married to the Eiffel Tower, but I think she cheated on the Eiffel Tower with a fence or something. I'm not sure.
Oh, yeah, it's on my my strange obsession or whatever it is my strange addiction. You take a bow, right? My right girl. You take a bow.
And I'm saying, so in my inclusiveness, and I have in the book, it's uh, it's, you know, how to make love to anything or anyone and, you know, for D. I, it's uh, my D. I stands for dick everything indefinitely, Timmy. You know, it's just, I mean, you can be happy doing whatever you want all the time.
Fuck anything, it moves. And even if it moves, nail it down, Timmy. I'm not sure I'm comfortable being here anymore. Oh, we breaking up his end devil.
You were trying to remember that guy in Hamilton County. We worked in a corner of our use bank and all the works. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I was decapitated and he banged. He banged the course that was the camp. I mean, listen, it must have been like man. It's hard.
You know, they don't talk back to me. Yeah. They don't. Time for hard.
They make noises like he was probably from the west side. They make noise. Well, I guess gas is steep from the values. Yeah.
They fart like crazy. I run in like a funeral home. You hear people. You hear the corpses like passing gas.
Oh, that was scary. That would mean. Yes. They think it's a use to especially.
Could you imagine if the last meal was like sauerkraut or something? Yeah. Wait, that's all that. No, I think I was from the west side.
Let's talk about a guy from the west side and that is Cincinnati killer clown. The rain is talking about them. I think so. On the rain soaked, a rain slicked street to Cincinnati's lower price of the neighborhood.
Halloween night. Halloween night, Randy 1921, picture. And lower price of I will not picture it. I used to work in the neighborhood.
It's one of your nicest neighborhoods in the west side. Thank you, girl, for all you do. You seem to think about service. Yeah.
I'm folded not with a playful tricks and treats on Halloween, but with a sudden brutal eruption of violence, Randy. I've left two young men dead and the city grappling with a senseless tragedy. I see things hasn't changed very much on the lower and lower tracks. That's very on brand.
I remember one time sitting outside because our office, we all worked, it was not the greatest neighborhood in the world. And I remember there was a little dollar store tree, a cross street. And I went to the dollar store and I came, by the way, you know what the dollar store in chain in England is called? This is true.
The pound town. Pound town. I'm going to take you to pound town, girl. Imagine that every time I mentioned that I mentioned that I was correct.
Anyway, I went to town, found what me ma. I went to the, I went to the, I went to the, swear and I heard a gunshot over there. So then I'm coming back and, you know, our deputy sheriff was out in front of the building and I said, talk to him and I said, I think I heard a gunshot over there. He said, well, we'll listen here on the radio.
I'm sure something. We had, we had four gunshot calls come through and none of them was that. And like, you know, like a half an hour before shooting's in the area. Timmy, what was that chicken place up there?
Remember the chicken place on land? Popeyes or churches. Oh, no, it was cooking, cooking for fish or whatever. No, this was before that when this was before because I had to drive through.
So I'm going to drive through two cars ahead of me right about to approach the window, the car and the fucking passenger shoots the driver. And now I'm laughing at that, but it's typical, but I'm like, God, dammit, you couldn't have ordered got your food and shot the motherfucker when he got out in the street. Did you get out of my way? Oh, wait a minute.
I mean, I heard the gunshots. He shot him like three times and I was like, Hmm. In your mind, you're thinking, how long is it going to take for the police to get here? Well, I mean, if it's golden gold or cocaine, why are you waiting for it?
I don't know if they would see the thing is if the driver would have shot the passenger of the car to still move. You know what I mean? He could have ordered his his nuggets. I was like, I was like, I'm trying to meet you that we might have a restaurant down there, brandy.
It was just fucking awful. And Chuck eight there like every day. Oh, yeah, a little bar down there. I mean, there was the food was fucking great.
Grilled cheese sandwiches. You know what, Timmy, back then. Grilled cheese sandwiches were two dollars. I used to get to them.
Now they've gone all over the rhyme pricing. I got them cheeseburger up two pieces of bread, two pieces of cheese are six dollars now and hamburgers are nine dollars. That's a crime. They've gone hit me.
I got, you know, I used to go to McDonald's on Friday because I got if you had the app, you could get free Friday free Friday, right? And you get free french fries. I got one day and it just charged me for french fries. I said, wait a minute.
I got the app. I ordered through the app. And I'm supposed to get free french fries on Friday. Well, you know, this is Friday.
You're charging me french fries. And this kid must be like 19th. Oh, I have no control over that. Motherfucker.
He's not home. He's not home. Yeah. And I'm not saying anything bad about sirs because they work really hard.
When you just can't stop that, you have to give some notice or something. I don't think you do. I think you can just stop that. I think that that's actually something.
Wait, Timmy, I want to inject with a brief one just to tell you how my son thinks. Taylor. Okay, so they rest. Taylor had a book that he checked out from the Paul library and it was like a pretty well-known book like to kill a mockingbird or some shit.
And he lost it. So Taylor goes to the bookstore and replaces it. Except you can't replace it because they charge you $75 for a lost book. Right.
So he's bringing this brand new book into the library. Yeah, you can't do that. And the guy says, he can't tell us says, why can't I see exact same thing? It's the same thing.
And the guy is like, we can't do that. And he's like, why can't you do that? And the guy said, I don't know. Those are just the rules.
And Taylor said, you know, you see that's what the Nazi said. He's like, you understand you're just like, you're not. Now it starts. You're not.
You're not. That's the one of the smart. Yeah. They actually went and got the manager of the DePaul library to speak to Taylor.
And she said that's a little bit, you know, hyperbolic, but she did accept. She didn't accept. Mark, she's in the dark. Here's the crazy part.
She didn't accept the book, but she bought Taylor's argument and dropped the $75. Well, you got to have it. But yeah, I can't do that. I asked one time about that because I had an overdo book and I didn't know where the fuck it was.
And I said, can I just buy the book and bring it? Oh, no, you can't do that. Yeah. Don't make sense.
It's like my free Friday. They just stopped it. You just stopped. That's how society devolves into chaos to me.
Oh, my God. You know, we all live in a certain with certain rules. There's a social contract about French fries. You can't go willy-nilly and just drop something.
You're looking at that. Willy-nilly, Brandy. Willy-nilly. I know.
And as much as I hate Willie and or Nilly, I'm just saying they absolutely can't do that. But thank you for your input on it. You're welcome, Brandy. Well, we all.
I'm trying to give a voice to the people. We've got one sentence. Yeah. No, we didn't even get to a city grappling with since this tragedy.
I mean, you don't need any of the examples. So I don't know what's going on. You don't need it. Well, and have you ever noticed with tragedies, Demi, they always say senseless?
Yeah. Senseless tragedy. They never say, well, you know what? This one makes perfect sense.
Yeah. There's clear objectives to this. There's a very efficient, you know, but unless that thing passes some kind of peer review, it's senseless tragedy. Yeah.
I'm waiting for rational tragedy. The incident forever etched in local law as the case of the killer clown was not the work of a serial predator in Greece paint by the fatal convergence of you, alcohol, costume, and a readily available pistol, Brandy. And see, there we go. That makes sense to me, Demi.
Youth, alcohol, costumes, and ready available pins. This one. Yeah. Don't feel people, people, people, people.
I can do the marathon now, Demi. And you know what it adds up to? Was this a strategy? It does.
But also, Chuck, when you were a kid, that was the killer clown, like the boogeyman for you guys, like, oh, if you stay out after the street lights come on, the killer clown's going to get you. You need to get home. It was Screaming Mary. If you touch a wiener, the killer clown's coming.
Screaming Mary, because if you, you know, all the price hill basically is encompassed and surrounded by St. Joseph's Cemetery. And if you look at St. Joseph's Cemetery at night, you can see red eyes glaring back at you.
Which is hard to get. You're like, I'm down. You're like a gun down. You're a construction worker, you're aggressive like a clown.
Yeah. I remember. He used to catch the bus on. Harrison Avenue.
Yes. Run the left side. Yeah. Yeah.
I killed a little lunch bell and a clowns everything. I just assume that if somebody is looking at me with bright red eyes, it's my grandmother. I always assume that every creepy feeling, every everything, because she's trying to kill me. Or, or if you, or if you mentioned, you know, Loretta.
Oh, the Redleman. Oh, my God. If you say Loretta Lynn three times in front of a mirror, does she come back? Does this he's basic?
I mean, does she show up? Because, you know, she's in that mix as well. Oh, yeah. You cannot.
Amy Madigan, portal Amy Madigan just started one, you know, one fucking movie. My grandma hates her. It's like why? She just did not like Loretta.
No. She's got the cold minor daughter with full shit. Oh, yep. She doesn't know what poor is.
She had shoes. We had to make shoes out of play dough or whatever the fuck. Redleman had shoes. She didn't know shit about the import.
That was her thing. And Amy Madigan looks like Sissy Spacek who played Loretta Lynn and coal miners daughter, which was all bullshit anyway. So your grandma basically had the six degrees of Sissy Spacek. Like it's Loretta Lynn.
Where are the Loretta Lynn? I have said to her, I'm like, I think they grew up like close. No, we don't like William Cat either, because William Cat played in Carrie Sissy Spacek. Probably not.
I don't know. Her mind was a twisted labyrinth of big Max and Rissy Cops. So I have no idea why. No, sir.
No, sir. I know. I miss her so much. All right.
We hit the third sentence. Yeah. Yeah. Perform.
It's a story that captures a specific moment in American urban history. A raw, often overlooked vignette of prohibition era life where justice proved as murky and as certain as the dark, wet asphalt where the shots ring out. You like that, Colonel? That's just goddamn Faulkner rest, Timmy.
Thanks. Thank you, Colonel. Thank you. I'm, you know, I've been, I've been compared to a lot of great authors, but that's how I phrase coming from you who wrote How to Make Love to a Woman, a classic.
I mean, I've been on the New York Times by Sillenless, I never did. That just came to the story, Timmy, where I just, I've got to chill. It feels colder in this room just reading that. Like I'm there, like I'm right out on the wet concrete, Timmy, of the concrete jungle.
You know, I tried to, you know, I tried to channel Harper Lee, Colonel. That's why I'm trying to. Yeah. I can see that.
I'll stop getting him. Stop talking to him. So it's, so the 1921 clown shooting transcends its bizarre details to reveal a deeper truth about masculinity, self-defense, and the fragile nature of truth in the wake of a sudden death. The setting was a Cincinnati posting with contradictions in the early 1920s.
The 18th Amendment was in four-force manufacturing and thriving underground economy of bootleggers and speakeasies. You're a bit too speak easy, Brandy. That's definitely the question I know. Probably.
Did you know Harry, um, Harry, uh, since I said the guy who had to play you on a night court? Oh, yeah. What about him? Actually, yes.
Yes. He had to speak, he had to speak easy in New Orleans. Did it only play no tour, man? You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? How much time was people are dead now? I know. I know.
I know. When John, I think it's a lot. You know what I did not know? Well, I did not know not the marquee post, but you know the girl who came in after marquee post?
They're like, nobody. Yeah, nobody left her. Yeah. Do you know?
She was the backup singer to me, Lo. She was on his own paradigm by the dashboard. Yes. You're right.
Vellipoli. Yeah. Yeah. I just learned that yesterday, girl.
Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that grandma and grandpa Walton were gay?
They both were gay. They were both gay? Yeah. He was a communist.
Yeah. Well, good. Will Gere. Yeah.
We stopped. Can we learn more about the power clamp? Yeah. And nobody like on that set like Richard Combs.
Really? He seemed like he would be kind of arrogant too, back to me, to me. Yeah. I guess he was the young hotshot on the set.
I don't give a fuck. I want to hear about a guy who was going to go. Hold on. One more thing and I'll let you get to this.
No. I just want you to know my life, but just give people a little vignette into the Colonel's life to me. Well, are we going to do a market post? Is that?
Yes, she is. Yeah. Oh, no. I always wanted to back.
Of course. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now you said Harry's talking to Carl a couple of weeks ago that someone in my family wants to see Harry Styles in concert.
Oh my god. And once, Lianna has a friend who called her for advice on how to get tickets because you know, Lianna has to be easily pretty good about getting a concert. And once my thoughts on them seeing Harry Styles, and I said, why would I, unless I have to go to this concert, I have absolutely no thoughts or concerns or anything else. You go see Harry Styles and enjoy yourself and have the time of your life.
As long as I don't have to go. Listen. And then I was in for. Thanks.
We just all the way in the summer time. Lianna and I enjoy going to concerts. It's one of the things we do in summer. We're going to be smoking.
But what she told me after that to me was, okay, me and Donna are going to go see him in London. Yeah. That's where Lianna's friend was trying to get tickets in London. You know, because I guess it's in Wembley then.
And they're fucking expensive. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. I, Lianna and I like, Lianna and I like, John Kellen, John Kellen, we saw him.
John Kellen, we saw him at the L. Aaron off. And then we saw him at a Willie Nelson concert. You know, Did you say John Mellon camp?
Yeah, John Mellon. Okay. And so he's playing at River Bend this year. And I was going to take a sec because we always enjoyed going.
Lowest price ticket, $352. For the fucking grass? Yes, $352 on the grass. See John Mellon camp.
Well, you know, some tickets were like, fucking kid rocket shows you $5,000 a ticket. Since this whole thing came up, you know, in Indianapolis, Yeah. Bruce decided to put on a quick tour. You know, I don't know if you've seen the song that he put out, but.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, and people online are complaining because tickets are between two and five hundred dollars. I'm like, have you gone to a concert lately?
That is not at all out of line with, Yeah. Constance. And what do you want people to do? Put them on sale for $15.