King Louis' Dirty Derriere

On the morning after the Ludi Romani, Rabbi Dave is feeling a bit under the weather.  Unusually, Good Friar Cook is feeling just fine. The Internet is rapidly becoming a place of censorship and idea control by using the magic phrase, "content moderation..." Rabbi Dave has a set of questions that are guaranteed to get a "COVID-19 Informational" box slapped on the post by Facebook. The poet e.e. cummings is in the news and Dave HATES one particular patriotic song and the reason involves the French King  Louis XIV's dirty butt.