Kingsmen - The Things Gentlemen Don't do

Podfic of The Things Gentlemen Don’t Do by Della19. Rating: Explicit Warnings: None Apply Pairing: Harry/Eggsy Summary: First rule of action movie logic; check the body. Because if you don’t check the body to make sure they’re really dead, then the rules of movie logic says you deserve the knife that ends up in your back when you turn around. A villain who was a little less squeamish of blood would have known that. Valentine doesn’t check the body, and Harry lives. This, perhaps unsurprisingly, creates a whole new set of problems for Eggsy, whose got a few…ungentleman-like urges when it comes to his mentor. Or, the one where Eggsy doesn’t get to watch Pretty Woman until after he realizes he’s living it. Harry/Eggsy, Movie Fix-it. Leave feedback For Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Here