Kirk vs. Squarepants

Get ready for one of the most unpredictable flavor gauntlets in Beer, Blues, and BS history! In Episode 268, the crew faces off against a lineup of beverages that pushes their taste buds to the absolute limit. We’re putting everything to the test—from a prebiotic cherry vanilla cola and a "positive energy" drink inspired by Bob Ross, to a high-stakes "Jackpot" flavor of Four Loko and a Mountain Dew "Dirty Cream Soda" that leaves the room completely divided. Beyond the beverage reviews, The Blues Blotter returns with an unforgettable look at early May local incidents. The police logs deliver pure gold this week, featuring a cowboy chasing a corgi, a muskrat taking over a local skate park, an ex-girlfriend's bizarre step-stool heist, and a pair of neighborhood dogs with a history of bunny trouble. Plus, the team pulls off a vital viral fact-check regarding a legendary Walmart manager hoax, tracks down the real-world utility wire theft wave, and breaks down the latest legal drama surrounding competitive eating icon Joey Chestnut ahead of the July 4th season. We also critique the military realism of Stargate SG1, review Guillermo del Toro's take on Frankenstein, and drop major release details for the upcoming Star Trek crossover hitting Magic: The Gathering. On Tap this Episode: Mark Kidder: Green Belt Blueberry Lager by August Schell Brewing. Derek Torgerson: A seasonal Shiner Mango Shandy and a New Glarus "Kid Kölsch". Curtis Jefferson: Bob Ross Blue Raspberry Energy Drink and Aloha Made Passion Orange. Big D: The mysterious "Jackpot" Four Loko. Jameson Seim: Prebiotic Cherry Vanilla Pepsi and a Mountain Dew "Dirty Cream Soda" experiment. Howard Blues: A clearance-rack Tropical Skittles Soda and a spicy dill pickle snack review. Recorded: 5.29.26 0:00 – Intro 2:14 – What’s on Tap? 18:58 – JS Road Snacks 23:09 – Blues Blotter  34:15 – Fake News, Late News and Breaking News 43:19 – What’s on Tap? Round 2 50:46 – Frankenstein, Guardians vol 3, SG1 58:53 – New MTG Set 1:00:01 – Cheap Plugs 1:02:27 – Final Thoughts   https://streamlabs.com/beerbluesbs https://beerbluesbs.podbean.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@BeerBluesBS?sub_confirmation=1 https://open.spotify.com/show/1pnho1ZzuGgThbLpXbAs3t https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Unmhz98iRYU97l18uJp99 https://www.twitch.tv/tuez13 https://www.youtube.com/@HowardsCaveofWonder?sub_confirmation=1 https://www.twitch.tv/krdneyewitnessweathernow 5:44   #BeerBluesAndBs #Podcast #TripleBBSPodcast #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #BeerPodcast #Brews #Laughs #BrewsAndLaughs #podcast #tripleb #Comedy #Beer #Blues #Bs #IPA #CraftBeer #BeerBluesBS #StarTrek  #FourLoko #JoeyChestnut #MagicTheGathering #StarTrek #StargateSG1 #PoliceBlotter #BismarckND #MovieReviews #TabletopGaming