Kiss My Left Foot

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message!Kiss My Left Foot, Episode 1👽Strap in for a chaotic, laugh-packed adventure through the utterly bizarre world of Perswayssick County! In this week’s episode of “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy,” titled “Kiss My Left Foot,” radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez is stuck in a dimension where logic takes a vacation — ruled by Gneeecey, an elbow-high, fast-talking, disaster-prone Jack Russell-type canine-humanoid dog with a mansion that doubles as a pigsty.Broke, purple-tinged, and barely standing from dimension burn, Nicki’s only hope of escaping back to Earth lies in the cash-stuffed portfolio she finally finds on her birthday. But before she can dream of freedom, Gneeecey insists on celebrating… his way.Cue a birthday “lunch” at the upscale, off-the-rails Tricycle Club — where diners eat while pedaling. Getting there means squeezing into Gneeecey’s miniature Porsche as he ricochets off houses, crashes into a milk tanker (pausing to dunk animal crackers in the spilled moo juice), and smashes into the restaurant like a furry wrecking ball.Inside, things only get weirder. The menu looks inedible, Gneeecey eats so ferociously that food pours out of his ears, and — surprise! — he’s not paying. Just when Nicki thinks the day can’t get worse, an evil alien spots Gneeecey.Can Nicki survive the worst birthday ever, keep Gneeecey alive, and make it to Grandma — another human, a veggie meatball shop owner and part-time therapist — without losing what’s left of her sanity?👉 Hit that LIKE button, SUBSCRIBE, and COMMENT: Would you eat lunch on a tricycle? 🚲✨ 🎧 LISTEN NOW — before Gneeecey crashes again!#Comedy #SciFi #Fantasy #funnydogs #entertainment #perswayssickradioSupport the showVicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)  https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast) https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/ Support the show