Kiwi and the Bird Five Minute Round Offs: Simp vs Daddy vs Baddie

Five minutes . . . Three hundred seconds . . . That's how long Keimi and Taylor have to discuss and debate which archetype is best: a simp, a daddy, or a baddie. Will they have enough time to advocate for 3AM ice cream runs? Perhaps. There's only one way to find out.  And remember, like a library, at Kiwi and the Bird, shh happens.