KJV (King James Version)

The KJV is the most corrupted version of the Bible ever compiled! The ancient Ethiopic bible is the oldest and most complete text, but nobody even knows what it says. I can tell you what it really is, but you aren't going to like it. The original bible was a testament of human history as told by Enoch who was the first man to be abducted by extraterrestrials. Yeah, God is an extraterrestrial. Jesus Christ was not God because he was just a man.