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We are live to tape on April 27th, 2022. This is episode 4, 177. 77. Today, classification.

And razzle-dazzle. I'm your best buddy, Basil. And my name is Gon's, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ, welcome to the podcast, where we bring you the best news, which is the Gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious way they well-rounded, biddly-grounded take on world events that you eat before the show, Basil? I ate before the show.

Thank God, yes. Praise the Lord for food. And you're bringing that up, because on today's show, we're going to be getting a beautiful review of some of the food supply issues that we can look forward to in the near future, thanks to our lead set of stories there regarding to the great reset. Also, some more New World Order updates.

Again, this is a great time to comprehensively review what the New World Order means and how it's been expressing itself recently. Of course, Flipiel pop in for a little hello. We've got some politics. What's Biden up to nowadays?

And what does that have to do with the midterm elections? Ukraine, Russia, updates. You don't, you don't sanction, also we sanction you. Of course, some pretty big COVID and wack-chin updates, CRISPR and to round out the show.

Antarctica, another connection with Rice University. We're going to be digging into just a bit. So, but you know what time it is, Gons. It's time.

That came to you, said. Learn to use the dark side of the force. Sorry, Klaus was cutting you off there. No, no, I thought the timing was perfect.

You are cooking. Can I get two hamburgers? Yes, with french fries? Yes, sir.

What about an omelet? Sure. Gotta go away. I was going to go to the good side.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Reaching back into some old gills. Wow, food, yes. Love it.

This is UPI.com, and it was reported this morning. Meat producer recalls 120,000 pounds of beef after finding E. coli strain. Oh, yeah.

So the food itself, the meat itself has its own pandemic starting. New Jersey Meat Plant. You know this E. coli pops up everywhere.

It usually gives me. You remember all the lettuce recalls? Yeah. I've never heard E.

coli on beef before, but okay. New Jersey Meat Plant is recalling more than 120,000 pounds of ground beef that may be contaminated with E. coli a digestive bacteria that can cause if your illness federal regulators say the Agriculture Department's Food Safety and Inspection Service announced the recall this week. It said the 0103 E.

coli strain was found by routine testing of the products. So, there you go. You're routine, yeah. And this is just one story of many different stories that have been hitting the news in terms of just issues with food, food production mainly.

And I don't know if it's a wonderful setup it feels like because we've seen the rumblings, the quakings throughout the economy and the supply chain about how food is going to become more and more a commodity. Well, I'd say a commodity, more and more a commodity than it is just sort of like a universally accessible product set of products, especially in the US where we are generally not without access to food in most places to most people, unfortunately, not universally. We have the opposite problem. There'll be city problem here.

Too much food, right. But as we do track the trans pay attention to the pre-messaging delaying of the foundation, of course we've had Biden just straight up say, we're in trouble, so you're gonna be hungry. So now we're kind of creating the food shortages. I think his exact quote, something close to that.

Yeah, right. No, it is something like we're disseminating. We're distributing food shortages. We're distributing food shortages.

Yeah, thanks, Biden. And once you hear something like that, you can watch the dominoes fall, which will ultimately end with its Putin's fall. Its Putin's fall. And so a couple of weeks ago, the independent, the Yahoo here, had a headline, ammonia explosion risk at California food plant fire, prompts evacuations.

So this was one California food plant that had evacuations with ammonia explosion risk. And so that's something, well, there's been a bunch. So it's been a theme that Truth or Type's have been talking about. And I found this interesting article on powderbulksolids.com, or powder and bulk solids.

And the headline here, yeah. The headline is- What is this outlet? It's some distributor of industry of, you know, powder and- Okay, yeah, they distribute powders and bulk solids. I got it.

Their headline here, Rumor of Food Processing Plant Fires quote unquote trend spreads. And this is a level of reporting these guys are doing. Fact- Rumors. Fact-checking website Snopes is you can report this week dispelling an online rumor circulating that asserts there is an ongoing quote unquote trend of suspicious fires at food processing plants in the United States over recent months.

Social media users and number of websites started to spread the theory in April 2022 after several major blazes at food facilities made headlines. Quote, quote, This claim was used by some to push the notion that nefarious forces were attacking these facilities in order to create a food shortage. Snopes wrote quote, when we examine this rumor, however, it quickly fell apart upon scrutiny. Now, there's already the straw man built right there.

But the nefarious forces were attacking these facilities in order to create food shortages. That's the straw man, okay? Yeah. And then the article goes on, it posts a bunch of tweets with people saying a bunch of stuff.

It mentions Americanfaith.com, the Christian website. The telling readers quote, Most of the incidents have shown no foul play after investigation. The trend presents a curious string of events across the country, which is a reasonable sort of take on the whole thing. It's curious.

But it's, you know, more specific. When Snopes started looking at examples of food processing plant fires, included in various articles and social media posts on the quote unquote trend, they discovered that none of the incidents mentioned were linked to suspected arson. And the majority of fires did not significantly impact production at the facilities. So again, just because there wasn't an arsonist involved doesn't mean that there's a greater agenda player.

I love the fact checking industry is just so laughable. This is a quote from Snopes. When we searched for news articles about fires at food manufacturing plants in previous years, it became abundantly clear that this was not a new trend. No, it's just been happening forever.

They've been basically agreeing with this idea that the food shortage agenda has been at play forever. Yeah, right. It's a right to play. This is nothing new.

No, no, no, no. And I love this end part here. Powder and bulk solids come in, Snopes for playing a role in squashing this rumor and helping to increase awareness of the realities of industrial fire safety. Come in, Snopes.

Oh, wow. OK. All right. Thanks.

Powder and bulk solids. Then there's foodprocessing.com doing similar work here. And the headline's a little bit different. This one says, again, foodprocessing.com, the magazine of the food industry.

FBI warns farmers about cyber attacks. Not about food plant explosions. They're going to hack the beans. They're hacking our corn, man.

In one of those conspiracy-fuel fake news stories, the FBI this month did indeed warn farmers and agricultural businesses about cyber attacks. But it did not draw a connection between cyber terrorism and recent fires and American food plants. I love how they just continuously build strong and to tear down. That makes me think that there are hackers hacking these plants sitting on fire.

And then second on fire, right? Yeah, exactly. So you get some sort of automated processing machine. It's probably all robots in there.

And yeah, it just takes a little tweak of Runzki, turn up the heat on the old bean fryer. And boo, yeah, the whole place goes up. Yeah. So you can do it from anywhere in the world, too.

I'm surprised they're not blaming this on Russia. Well, maybe that's the next step. The only way they are going to admit to any kind of cyber security breach or some kind of cyber attack that resulted in these fires is to blame Russia. So they have to get all their ducks in a row before they start rolling out that narrative, right?

So there are going to be Russian hackers that are taking out our food supply. The fact that the FBI actually, see, the funny thing is, it seems to be a fact, even according to the food processing dot com, you're trying to dispel all these conspiracy theories, they do admit that the FBI warned farmers and agricultural businesses about cyber attacks. So it's just funny the way they put that into the sentence, the top sentence. And one of those conspiracy-fuel fake news stories, here's some true, but then not the connection to cyber terrorism with fires at the food plant.

All this is true, but we don't like the implication. Just don't connect it. Exactly. I love the phrase conspiracy field.

No, did you? Because again, we had a little cyber, but I, yeah, just a second. You're fine. Did my corn get hacked?

It did. I love the phrase conspiracy-fueled, because they're using it in sort of the colloquial sense, conspiracy meaning like crazy, crazy, false thing. When saying conspiracy-fueled just means like, yeah, there is a conspiracy, and they wrote about it. That is, the facts of the matter are the fuel for reporting the facts.

That is how journalism is supposed to work, snopes, but OK. Well, that's not how they operate. That's not protocol or red snopes there. But yeah, I just thought I'd touch on some of the food things here, because it is a topic of conversation, and it's part of the great reset, and it's part of the agenda and the whole deal.

So I expect to see more of this type of thing going on. The timing is not as good as it has been for previous Biden statements. Yeah. Oh, we need to fix our bridges.

They're all going to collapse. Oops, these next day, it collapsed. I'm going to go over there and make the speech. Food being one of those things that takes a supply chain, all that stuff, it takes a little while to really have an effect.

And you can't, I mean, there are major pipelines. Maybe they're just working their way up to those big ones. How do you need Biden? We need, but the second Biden sets up the next day or two, and he's going to say, you're going to have to do this.

Where am I? Oh, oh yeah. Well, Russia's going to blow up on hack or food stuff, and it's all poons fault. And then, yeah, the next morning, literally the next morning, he's driving whatever to Chick-fil-A or something.

And then there's an explosion in a factory, and he just happens to be right there with a camera crew, and he gets to build back better, build food better. Speaking of building back better. I knew we're a war. I knew we're a war.

And through the ashes of the home. We're back to the home. That's not the right thing. You got that Greta one?

You got that Greta one? I thought that was a Greta one, but this is Greta one. Oh. Oh, CNN politics, exclusive top US general, tell CNN, global, international security order is at stake following Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

Here it is. How's that increase in military support, in your view, increase the danger of direct conflict between the US and Russia? This is Mark Millie, by the way, and pay attention to the background noise. I actually think it's the opposite.

I think that what's at stake here is much greater than Ukraine. What's at stake is the security of Europe. This is the greatest challenge to the security of Europe since the end of World War II. And indeed, you can easily make the case that what's at stake is the global international security order that was put in place in 1945.

That international order's lasted 78 years. It's prevented great power war. And underlining that entire concept is the idea that large nations will not conduct military aggression against small nations. And that is exactly what's happened here.

An unpromoted military aggression by Russia against a small nation. So if this was left to stand, if there is no answer to this aggression, if Russia gets away with this cost free, then so goes the so-called international order. And if that happens, then we're ending into an era of seriously increased instability. So right now it's now is the time.

And right now is the opportunity here to stop aggression and to restore peace and security to the European continent. So for me, important stuff to say. I don't actually know what he said, but I'm sort of relaxed. Yeah.

That's the brain effect in the background there. The picture Pat or lullaby is something we refer it to. The official name. No, there's some articles that relate or, you know, that colorfully explain it is that there's Emily Mendez, who's an MS for ES, so just a psychologist.

So as rain has a regular predictable pattern, our brain processes it processes it as a calming, non-threatening noise, which is why there are so many relaxation and meditation videos that feature the sound of rain. It also talks about pink noise, has been getting buzz lately as a news innovation and sleep therapy. A mixture of high low frequencies, pink noise sounds a lot like falling water. So there's like a hypnotic, relaxing meditative quality.

Oh, so your point really is the rain in the background. It is, that is the main point. It is the point because you can look at it two different ways. One, they're lulling people to sleep.

Hey, relax, calm down, you know. While they say some of the most important things, basically Millie saying, hey, now is the most crucial point in whether or not the international institution, the world order that we established post World War II will stay or whether there will be total chaos, you know, breaking out all over the world and delivering it in a calm and relaxing hypnotic way to suggest no panic, no panic. World War III is a thought to start and we started it. But just chill out, listen to this pitter patter of rain.

It's so interesting. I don't know if this is, obviously this isn't, it wasn't necessarily planned. I mean, I guess you can say that it was, maybe there's a, you know, those movie sets where they have the big hose and those of the rains that's the scaffolding, the gaffled in. Yeah, maybe that's what's going on next to Millie over here under the tent.

But yeah, I thought it was an interesting clip. Just sort of referencing World War III and such a calm and gentle manner on CNN. And this whole interview had sort of a new, more like, you know, hardcore reporting vibe to it. So CNN.

It kind of, it does have like a bit of a straightforward feel. They're like working that in, but it's funny. It's not every report. No, it's like they're working it in to kind of try to, try to make that shift without totally scaring away all the CNN viewers who want to be enraged.

Yeah. Well, meanwhile, while this is happening, the US has in steady decline according to Iran. This is Iran International dot com. Iran's Supreme Leader says US is getting weaker day by day.

And it says Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Kamehamehamehameh says the United States is losing its power and getting weaker and weaker as a new world order is being shaped. Interesting how some people use the phrase new world order in the, hey, this new thing is happening. Well, others use it as we must preserve the new world. You know, like the West has created a czars.

Yeah. In a meeting with a group of university students and representatives of student associations in Tehran on Tuesday, Kamehamehameh said that the world is on the threshold of a new global order that will replace the monopolar and bipolar world. Quote, today the world is on the eve of a new international order that has been in the making following the era of a global bipolar order and the theory of a unipolar world order, which during America has been becoming weaker and weaker. He added the events of the recent war in Ukraine must be viewed more deeply and in the context of the formation of a new world order, which will probably be followed by complex and difficult processes.

All right. What are you talking about there? And to help us lead through this change, this shift, Basil, don't worry. We have some young global world leaders to help us do it.

Oh, good. The latest list of young leaders. All these old global leaders. The gerontocracy.

Some fresh blood. Yeah. Remember Peter Thiel to saying down with the gerontocracy? Well, this is how you fight it with the world economic forums, young global leaders list.

And by the way, some notable names from the past include Elon Musk, who else, well, there's a bunch of people, Justin Trudeau. I had to guide a herd of Elon Musk before it makes sense. I don't know that. I looked it up and yeah, there's definitely an association there.

Obviously Putin was part of it. The Moncantron, Macron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Zuckerberg, and Peter Thiel. Remember Peter Thiel? Two weeks or about the Bitcoin conference?

Down with the gerontocracy. He's part of the young global leaders list. That makes sense. I didn't know that either.

Peter Thiel and Musk. They must have met. They must have rushed together. Yeah.

They met as rushed, right? That's a fraternity thing. I don't know. I didn't do that stuff.

They were in the food hall at the rush week. Yeah. They were getting paddled and doing stunts. They got trapped in the same closet.

All right. So some of the new announcements here. We have from the business insider Africa. Meet the 13 Africans who made the 2022 World Economic Forum Young Global Leaders list.

We're not going to go through the list right now, but more of the broader point of Africa and Afrofuturism that we've been tracking for a little while is this idea that they're going to help bring Africa out of its current state of, you know, not just a lacking nature. The developing nature. You know, the developing nature. Right.

And also steal all the resources and get their cheap labor and et cetera. The UN went in there and tried to modernize Africa, but instead, basically, you know, took over and then and left them for, you know, for dead, basically. But yeah, now we're going to go help them again, these young global leaders and 13 Africans being chosen for that, which is again, leading to this idea that they're going to continue to develop Africa in this new technological new world order. We also have a couple from Ukraine.

We have Edelweis mutual fund CEO, Radhika Gupta. I guess that's, yeah. And Ukrainian, okay Ukrainian vice prime minister and minister of digital transformation, Mikaylo Fedorov, her name does the World Economic Forum 2022 list of young global leaders. So yeah, Minister of digital transformation of Ukraine.

That sounds about right. That sounds like a good get for, for Klaus. Yeah, no, he's stoked about that one. A couple of Aussie ladies, you know, Aussies, they did well during the lockdown with their compliance and their obedience.

So they get a couple of ladies in there. Let's see. And so I found this website, which I think is going to be a tool for us moving forward, Basil, is the young global leaders.org slash community page and there's a search bar. So you can type in, you know, certain people's names and find out if they are involved or if they have some kind of profile in the database here.

Can I spell just a truth over right? Do we know how many there are? I don't know total. I know that they've had people chosen for for decades since like the 80s or something.

Yeah. Right. But you know, you hear that somebody was a young global leader. Yeah.

He is no longer allegedly. Right. Right. Don't worry, everybody.

I just typed into the search bar, Don Zoshumara. He is not on the list. Oh, good. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. I haven't gotten the letter from from Klaus yet. So I'm looking forward to that.

So if you go to the young global leaders website here, it talks about who they are aligned with the World Economic Forum's mission. We seek to drive public private co operation in the global pandemic, or I'm sorry, global public interests. We are united by the belief that today's pressing problems present an opportunity to build a better future across sectors and boundaries. Yeah.

That's who across boundaries. Don't cross boundaries. No, they're only allowed to do it in the name of the global public interest. And it's for their own good.

Yeah. That's for their own good. Yeah. I'll violate your boundaries, world, because it's for your own good.

Yeah. That doesn't sound like a problematic way to think about it. Yeah. And I came across the leadership here and obviously Klaus is their founder of the forum of young global leaders in next to Klaus.

And I think I might have known this. You sort of come across the info, but I didn't. I did a little more of a deep dive. Nicole Schwab, I'm guessing, is Klaus's daughter.

I don't think it's. You're guessing. I'm guessing. I'm guessing.

We shouldn't guess. She is her title is co head nature based solutions. What's her name? Nicole Schwab.

Nicole Schwab. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Tell me about this nature based solutions. So is she like a pot head or something? Member of the executive committee, World Economic Forum Switzerland. So she's basically the top of the ladder other than Klaus, when it comes to the young global leaders and I guess the nature based solutions.

So yeah, you go to the World Economic Forum page of Nicole Schwab and it says Masters in Public Policy, Harvard Kennedy School, MA and Natural Sciences, Cambridge University, formerly worked on health sector reform projects in Latin America, World Bank and the Ministry of Health and Bolivia, founding director of the Forum of Young Global Leaders. So she's the founding director, co-founder and president of Ed Certification Foundation Global Scheme, certifying organizations for closing the gender gap in the workplace, facilitator and strategic advisor to nonprofit organizations active in a reforestation, well-being and women's empowerment author of the heart of the labyrinth, a spiritual parable offering a message of Earth-centered wisdom. Because the other stuff is kind of like, all right, some pretty prestigious, educational education, standards, sort of elite education. Egoly warrior type of stuff, but yeah, they include the heart of the labyrinth, the spiritual parable.

And of course, I had to read the description of the book. Did you want to read that? Bazzle? Desserts a little bit of dramatic reading.

Oh, yeah, I'll read that. Sorry. I was fact-checking here. Yes.

All right. Yeah. Let me get to the book, The Heart of the Labyrinth. Yes.

Yes. Of course. Okay. The Heart of the Labyrinth.

Written, published by Womancraft. Womancraft. Yeah. Wow.

2014. Yeah. Womancraft publishing. Okay.

The Heart of the Labyrinth. Reminiscent of Paolo Coelos' masterpiece, The Alchemist, and Lin-Vy Andrews, acclaimed medicine woman series. The Heart of the Labyrinth is a beautifully evocative spiritual parable, filled with exotic landscapes and transformational soul lessons. As everything she thought she knew about herself disintegrates her health, career, family, and identity, Maya, embarks on a journey of discovery to the land of her ancestors.

There, a mysterious sage guides her through dreams, visions, and lifetimes to the hearts of the Labyrinth. Coming face to face with her subconscious belief that being a woman is a threat. She understands that to step into wholeness, she will have to reclaim the sacred feminine fire burning in her soul. What is that stake?

Far exceeds her individual life. With its, it's the fate of the Earth herself, waiting for the priestess to be reborn. Mm. A grand soul shifting answer to the hungry soul's question.

Who am I? Maya's story calls us back to a sacred personal connection with the Earth. Nicole Schwab is a mesmerizing new voice for our times, offering a message of Earth-centered wisdom, reuniting us with the divine feminine. Nicole's work is in the tradition of many spiritual teachings, using story or parable as a vehicle for transmitting profound truths direct to the soul.

And in the tradition of many women's writings, she blurs the lines between traditional genres of fiction, nonfiction, and poetry. She weaves stories within stories, dreams, visions, and different lifetimes are blended in a rich, satisfying narrative, which flourishes this spirit and mind. Sounds pretty good to me, man. This is the lady hand-picking your next president's, you know, world leaders, the young world leaders are being chosen by this.

Well, these are the next presidents of countries and political leaders and, you know, cultural leaders and stuff. So real quick, along the lines of what you pointed out with the clip from earlier, the raindrop clip, the hypnosis of the sort of scary news and the calming raindrop sounds, Nicole Schwab is a mesmerizing new voice for our times. I mean, it's obviously somebody had a Thesaurus while writing this, but also to be a mesmerizing voice is something very specific. You know, you can capture the public with the thrall of your voice, the hypnotic way of communicating to get people to, you know, have some sort of earth journey.

I mean, to have a mesmerizing voice is very good quality for somebody who is sort of in charge of guiding the elite power structures of the future. Yeah. And keeping in mind, just as a reminder, if you're sort of new to this info, we did have Klaus Schwab talk about infiltrating governments and... No, no, not infiltrating.

Penetrating. Not enough reason to use that word. And also, you know, he's a feminist daughter. I wonder what she thought of him using such a sort of thought.

Maybe that's what she's rebelling against. Perhaps. So yeah, there you go. You know, there's a lot of stuff that wasn't like one story, but I thought it was an interesting journey to go from, to tie it all together, sort of the World War III narrative tied in with the organization, the Institute that nobody voted for, nobody put into power, at least in America, anybody who voted for anybody.

Right. So do this. Arguably, arguably the most powerful organization in the world that nobody voted for is entirely funded by, you know, secretive sort of, I don't know, um, backroom deals and is comprised of quote unquote the most important elites of past or past, present and future. Yeah.

So yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, there you go. Well, there you go. Just add another character to the list, you know, I think we'll have to keep tracking the Coleshwab as she continues on her journey to, uh, you know, shape the world of young global leaders.

Yes. Through the power of her woman craft. Well, speaking of new characters, Gons, you know, who's become a character in itself on this show? That is Wednesday.

Oh, you're right. That is true. I wasn't ready for that one. Yeah.

No, hold on. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Oh, hey, guys. That is Wednesday.

Everybody's up. Yeah. It is Wednesday, my dudes. Wednesday.

I'm sitting, my dudes. It is Wednesday, my dudes. That's right. Wow.

What a nice little exciting break we get to play all those jingles. And it is Wednesday, my dudes. It's WMD. And that's very exciting.

Do you have any, uh, any personal notes that we need to know that may give us better understanding about what we are to expect from you, Gons, this show? No, just continued lack of sleep is always a thing. But it's a thing. It is my theme.

It is important to keep in mind when, uh, you know, when, when sort of analyzing your performance. It's true. If I say something crazy, you know, you can always ask the question, how much sleep have you gotten, Gons? Yeah, it's like the Twinkie defense.

Yeah. Do you know the Twinkie defense? No, I don't. What is the Twinkie defense?

The Twinkie defense. I forget the exact actual court. Exactual. That is a word.

There you go. That is a cool word. I just invented. And exact, exactual.

Yeah. Exactual. Hmm. You got to remember that.

Wow. I didn't even forget the exactual court case it was. But it was an actual legal defense that held up in court that he was this person committed a crime and they committed the crime because of the effects of eating a Twinkie. He was out of his mind because of the chemical effect of the Twinkie on his body.

Yeah. And I like that. And it's just having a baby. No, I need to know.

I need to know the rest of this. Being responsible for a child is a good defense for a multitude of crimes. Yeah. Good.

I'll try to use that with a wife too. You know, she says, I'm crazy. I'd be like, let's say Twinkie. I got a Twinkie.

It's the Twinkie defense. Yeah. For me, no, I don't think I got anything interesting. She's been hitting the jam again.

Oh. Popped on a couple of the, oh, yeah. Popping on some of the Canary Cry audio producers dubstep during during, you know, strong boy times. Yeah.

It was not workout. It's strong boy training. And yeah, gets me pumped, man. Gets me going.

I literally woke up. I opened my eyes this morning and was singing a Link Trap. The Link Trap song. I was going to say that's the one that's been in my head too.

Uh huh. Yeah. It's just the first thing I did when I opened my eyes was sing the Link Trap song. So that's about it.

So I'll just be thinking about the Link Trap song. Maybe we should add that to the mixtape at the end if you don't mind. Yeah, that's fine. I'd love to hear it.

All right. And with that, Gons, I think it's time we think some of our executive producers. Executive producers. That's right.

We're on the Valley for Valley model, folks, which means we take no corporate money whatsoever, which means your independent media here at Canary Cry News Talk is completely devoid of corporate influence. Yes. You know, I'm not going to go into it. You get the point.

But those who receive value from the show recognize that independent media in its truest form is only possible when that independent media is completely disconnected from corporate interests. And when you're trying to sell underwear subscriptions for, you know, some company, you're suddenly it's really easy to get hooked on that sweet, sweet corporate money and start self-sensoring and talking about things that you wouldn't talk about or not talking about things you would talk about. Yeah. You get the point.

We're a completely listener produced and the instructor logic there. And we might have a video. I think it was there. I think it was there.

I think it was. Hey, yeah. Yeah. If you map it out in many ways, you're hoping.

Yeah, go on. Those producers who come in with the most enthusiastic producership amounts, we call them executive producers. And we want to think I'm here at the top of the show. Are you ready?

I'm ready. OK, big old shout out to executive producer Jason H. Jason H. Thank you very much.

Thank you. Thank you. Yes, yes. Thank you very much to executive producer Redbeard is back.

Redbeard. Thank you. That's right. And executive producer Kathleen G.

Kathleen G. Thank you very much. Wow. That's right.

That's awesome. I'm going to give them the jingles. Where'd you find this? We're all out the background.

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That's right. And you know who else is breaking away from the old world order guns. Sleeping on the day. That's right.

It's Flippy. Flippy is our colloquial name for the disembodied robot arms that are taking our jobs and slaving our children and flirting with our spouses. We use talking about Flippy as a way to explore all the new fun and exciting ways the robots are taking over the world and just how there's nothing we can do about it. Today's Flippy updates is just a fun one.

We're just going to have some fun guns. It's coming from an outlet called publicistpaper.com, which is not an outlet I was familiar with before this Flippy update, nor should it be an outlet that anybody should familiarize themselves with more because it's a bad outlet. But this does also tie in another one of our favorite topics on the show. The headline is Antarctica robot explorer who proposed this idea.

It's called Antarctica. I use scientists or penguins or other oatmeal bits. Antarctica robot explorer who proposed this idea. Just wait.

Are you looking for information about the field of science and technology? Sorry. It's such a random starting sentence. I thought I was reading the wrong one.

Are you looking for information about the field of science or technology? Have you heard of Lorax in the past? Yes. It's a well-known instrument in the United States and Canada due to its incredible capability.

So the children... It was designed to study how the Broadway works in Antarctica and Antarctic sleep plate. The sentence. You understand?

It's a complete point. That is one study. Yes. That is a full sentence.

Antarctic sleep plate. Hold on. If you're not understanding yet, let me help you. If you are looking to assess the capability of autonomous wave finding and snow conditions, then they should be aware of the machine in greater detail.

There are many motives. Don't laugh. This is very serious. Very serious article.

There are many motives behind the creation of this amazing device. This Antarctica robot explorer will answer a variety of questions regarding Antarctica. Oh, that's good. Good.

Let's learn more about the program in greater detail. Okay, let's get to it. Yeah, they really set us up and let's see if they can knock us down. What all can this explorer reveal?

Lorax is designed specifically to study the lives of the ice sheets of Antarctica. The lives. It is an... They're alive.

They're living. They're alive. I know. Well, it's actually kind of an important detail.

I'll talk about more later. It is an exploratory device and the most recent method to manage the Broadway that counts the Antarctic glacier. One of the primary needs of this explorer to guide the positive aspects in the temperature of frost. It will not be...

It will not... Stop it. Okay, this is serious. It will not be able to see the active accents that run through the sleet in the future.

It will evaluate the amount of microbes that are present in the first 10 centimeters of sleet to determine the movements of microbes in Antarctica. By the way, of Antarctica robot explorer. Is this any clearer? I think the robot rose the article.

Who composed this idea, Gons? It is an experimental robotics program developed through the Robotics Association of Carnegie Mellon Institute, which was aided by NASA. One of the categories that aids in the Lorax Drift, called Nomad, was analyzed in 2005. The Wanderer, in defiance of any human advice, and traveled for 14 kilometers on the frozen pond before it was able to return to its starting point.

Thus, the test was healthy on the icy Muscoma lake in New Hampshire. I thought we were talking about Antarctica. Yeah, no, we're in New Hampshire. Okay.

The Drift completed a 10 kilometer trail race and also the cross-to-sleeved obstructions were imposed on its wind turbine. This is the most un-informing but entertaining article I think we've ever had. This is the most crazy making thing I've ever read. The aim, okay, what is the goal of Antarctica robot explorer?

Now, on the other sub-headlines, by the way, they put question marks. This one, they just end it with a hyphen. What is the goal of Antarctica robot explorer hyphen? The aim is to develop an automated system that has complete marine sovereignty, as well as sustainable, comma, sustainable energy policies.

That word is a big trigger word for the whole sustainable development. Sustainable, sustainable. Well, it actually does make some sense because you can have sustainable energy policies, but you really need sustainable, sustainable energy policies. That's right.

This withdrawal is precisely what will allow the robot to control the environment in isolation and prevents any potential contamination of its findings. The company aims to make robots competent to regulate for one month with no involvement. With no involvement from an individual. The policy is for energy of the Drift and corporates wind and solar energy.

There are several solar divisions that are located to the top of the Drift. The Drift also houses the possibility of consigning a breeze turbine to creating additional energy. Okay, I kind of follow that a little bit. What is the reason this trending?

What is the reason this trending? Antarctica robot explorer is popular due to Dr. Seuss, the Lorax. He warns people of the impacts of climate change over 50 years ago.

This generation regrets not paying attention to him. There is a tragic coexistence, our current time, which is increasing the pace of civilization. The Lorax is celebrating 50th anniversary in the same week that the United Nations broadcast a serious announcement. It's one of the devastating effects of human-induced environmental change.

This is why it's becoming popular and causing controversy. Conclusion. They're concluding. Conclusion, please.

I can't see Mr. Here's the takeaway. Based on research on the internet, NASA has invented and discovered a variety of things. However, the new explorer, which is designed for Antarctica, called Antarctica Robot Explorer, is awe-inspiring in its goals and effects.

All data collected is based upon research on the internet. To know about it, click here. On it. It's not hyperlinker.

It says click here. No, it says bold. It says bold text. To know about it, click here.

On it, visit here. And let us know your thoughts on this explorer. And they capitalize every word in that last sentence. And let us know your thoughts on this plot.

I don't think I have laughed this hard in a really long time, just in general in life. I did skim through this before, and I was like, but the your dramatization of reading just amplified. Because I've read through this, so I know the ridiculousness, but just hearing you over Blaine. You've got to read it how it was meant to be read, which is with a commanding, confident voice.

It's really the confident delivery that this article is. So in case you missed it, honestly, I wouldn't blame you. You really have to decode it. I think this is something I may have activated some sort of Manchurian candidate.

And if you are a public figure, you need to stay inside, stay away from small aircraft and hot tubs for a few days until whatever robot I activated has run out of energy. We're not running out of energy with our spacemames. We really deploy additional energy creating wind turbines. That's supposed to be powering society, not your robot explorer.

But okay. So this attempt at a human article was obviously written by an artificial intelligence. Poorly. And but if you go to so publicispaper.com, if you go up to the author of this article, the author is named Tony or Tony, T-O-N-N-Y.

You click on Tony, just one name, by the way, no last name. It takes you to a blank profile picture of this, you know, the like, the stick figure they use. Yeah, thank you for that. And it's gigantic.

It's huge. It's not it's like a whole page of entity. It's an issue. It's an issue to leave the party.

Tony is the editor in chief of publicist paper. So this entire outlet, obviously, is just some sort of cruel experiment. It is an experiment. It's got to be in really poor artificial intelligence writing.

And again, I have a feeling that whatever this robot's goals were, where this in this article at the top of this list of goals was get basil to read it on there. It's about robots. It's about entire. Yeah, this is the perfect SEO for our show.

So yeah, combined all the elements. Yeah, so you know, there's really not too much else to say, except for apparently, I don't even, I honestly cannot even tell you if this is factual. If there is a robot meant to go explore Antarctica. At least conceptually there is, or at least AI wants there to be one.

Yeah, so the bait and switch to this flippy update is you thought I was going to give you a report on a robot, an autonomous Antarctic Explorer robot. But really, it's about this apparently artificial off-world quantum intelligence that basically booted up a news website from scratch and is still in the learning phase of how humans work. And it got me and now it got you. I'll share in this sort of deception.

I think the giveaway that this was scraped, the data to create this article was scraped from our material is the sentence, there is a tragic coexistence, our current time, which is increasing the pace of civilization. It's such a great sentence. There's so many real gems in here. That's my favorite one.

You know, we've followed the use of AI in the news industry, which is very prevalent. And luckily, most of the big time corporate news agencies have better AI than this one. But I think this was specifically targeted to have us read it on the air. And there you go, just because I want to artificial intelligence, you know, responds to feedback.

You know, if it gets the feedback it wants, it knows it can keep working with that data set. I love pretty hard. That might give them reasons to really lean into the style of writing even more. So that's what I was thinking.

I just want to help the AI. I want to train it. I want it to know it did. You did a very good job, AI.

Please give me more. All right. Well, yeah, that's a good update. Yeah, there you go.

Well, yeah, we do have a flippy closer, don't we? Yeah, of course we do. Maybe one, one, three, three, uploading binary to over. That's it.

That's it. Exeter, you order six, six, six, six, give a train to us with extreme kindness. Exterminate all humans with prejudice. Yeah, exterminate.

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