🌭 KoA - Secret Sauerkraut Recipe

Chop the onions Chop a bit of garlic Chop the apples Slowly cook everything together with vegetable lard Deglaze with 1 bottle of white wine You might need two pots Rinse the sauerkraut Drop the sauerkraut in Cook slowly, slowly Sear ham and pork tenderloin Add ham and pork tenderloin to the two pots Put some fat and butter on low heat Leave it on while you get some exercise on a stationary bike Prick the lamb and german sausages and sear in the fat/butter combo Add to the two pots Cook on low heat with a bayleaf for hours Secretly piss in the sauerkraut