Two what it's up people of the world we are back live people said it couldn't be done I was suspended for a week. I'm aware. I saw people were saying that they're never going live again Yeah, because Ethan can't handle his shit like an alcoholic who always blacks out in pukes, right? That's not me.
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Yeah, that's that's like the biggest W ever I'm Curtis Connor How are you? Thank you for being here so nice to meet you. Yeah nice to meet you too. Man.
Thanks for having me on This is a it's just crazy. It's awesome. It is. It's crazy.
I have been watching your videos for like a super long time So it's a yes fucking crazy for the man. I would always watch the one video you did about that dude who like pretended to be on Ellen So crazy. Yeah, that sometimes like That was like the blessing and the problem with my content is that it was so dependent on Something like that right into my life and that was one of the best things that ever rolled into my life Yeah, I it's so up to this day. I think about all the time.
I fucking crazy that guy. I wonder what he's up to Can we get a can we get a life update on him? Yeah, great. Yeah, I look into it.
He's up to something. He's gotta be there. Yeah So um you're on tour currently. I just wanna uh you're on tour by the way if you guys want to watch Curtis on tour join uh the show Yeah, we're going to shop dot Curtis Connor calm, right?
That's correct. Awesome. Let's go and you can get tour tickets there Don't also watch him on youtube just type his name Curtis Connor. I mean it's not that complicated you guys can figure it out Yeah, it's pretty simple, but it looks like you're been pretty busy, huh?
Yeah, yeah super busy tour's been uh crazy. I also just got Mary. Yeah Your wife Jen is here with you and congratulations to you both thank you guys. You guys eat elope I guess yeah, I guess that's what you call it.
Yeah, we Well, that's what we were saying it was we got I think Jenna got one comment of someone's like this doesn't count as a loping But I don't know what it really I guess what loping is like when you don't tell anybody and you just right? Yeah, I guess since we had some friends there. I guess it's not only low. Yeah, yeah, sort of he loved your family No, yeah, they knew that we were going to do that.
Um, but yeah, don't let them. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah. Thank you Yeah, it was a lot of me.
It was beautiful. Uh, we went to Italy and it was uh, it was a best We had a bunch of fucking awesome pasta and really drink pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta Pais de whatever people know what you mean the fucking you know the dough in the water don't know Yeah, and then tomatoes. Um, yeah, it was great. I've never been there about me We were talking before the show.
I wish I could go there but we have two young boys Yeah, and that my life is over in the best way. All right. Yeah, well, they'd like it too. You know, it is five and actually she's 15 percent Italian Dan Actually, I don't know if you know this but my sons are seven and a half percent Italian A little bit, but manly is you gotta bring it back to their own line is pretty epic Uh, I could tell you in a moment for sure.
Yeah, what'd you think about that? Is the pasta there really that better like just be totally fucking honest? It is I'll go on record It is a lot better I don't know what they do or like some is different than like the water or like the grains or whatever that they use but like Because here like I was just saying this morning to Janet like I feel like like fucking like big here Like I'm just feeling like bigger when you eat pasta or just anything in general like food in America like in North America after being in Italy It's like the food is I don't know I could literally eat like a million pounds of whatever and then just like walk around and be Mmm. Feel so scared.
Why is that I don't know? I honestly don't know. It's kind of fucked up actually scary. Yeah putting our food corn syrup Yeah, it's gotta be the corn syrup.
It's gotta be dead. Mm. I don't know There's really nothing more American than corn syrup when you get down to it. That's why yeah We just grind that for an up boy and put in everything.
Let's go Corn boy Yeah, I mean corn syrup is fucking really good. So I mean I get it. Yeah, forget about it I love corn syrup Sometimes I just drink it in the morning start my day right just straight zero, but yeah, that's crazy Yeah, so how many people are you guys's wedding? I think eight of us.
Oh just eight. Yeah Six yes, you only have six and you don't know the number. Yeah, I mean even that was way too much man It was just friends. Yeah, it was friends.
It was our like my one friend uh jaykub who's on tour with me He like officiated it which was nice. Um and our friend Dean. He was like the ring bearer Mm-hmm, which was him just giving just giving us the ring. Um just handing it to you know to walk it off He bared it.
Yeah, like damn from lord of the ring. Yeah, we made him dress up like Sam Yeah, he's only allowed to land the spread or whatever it's called He had a bad time. Salting crackers. Yeah, I just have a smeagal He uh and then we had uh our friends danny danny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And on the show yeah, yeah, danny and uh great guy. Yeah, and his wife Laura uh also jaykub's partner ish and Obviously me and jenna and other friend hannah and also our friend lizzie was the photographer And he's quite awesome. Um, that sounds awesome. That sounds like a perfect wedding, you know It's kind of nice to do that with the people that you really want.
Were your parents invited? Uh, well, no, well, okay. I'm not serious under like just yeah, we're gonna do like a family one next year for Okay, so jenn is saying they're gonna do a family. Yeah episode next year.
Right an episode. Yeah, I got my yeah, you're in podcast mode. Yeah Yeah, we started this marriage episode in Italy Um, so just the friends. Yeah, it was nice.
That's awesome You know, and it's like it was small enough for like, you know people You don't have to worry because I feel like you hear about weddings of like 200 like 300 people and it's like I don't And even like even our wedding with six people was like so it was so much fucking work Just like playing everything for six people. So I came in and imagined like 100 people I probably would have that was my experience because that me and my wife we met married in israel I don't have any family there. So our wedding party was like 200 people on her side, which apparently was light is light for israel That's crazy. And then five people from my side.
I didn't know 95 other person of the people there was right. Yeah, I mean Different beat there exactly yeah, I mean, but yeah, it was great and it's uh, and it was it was gnarly going from there It's all the way just right back to like Tour mode immediately and then it's been a lot but there's only four shows left of the tour and we're fucking done So there it is. Oh, even of course Thanks for that. Um since june It's been a long time.
It's been a lot. How many seats are you doing on these? Uh, I think like the average Vent like theater size is like like between like 12 and 14 Let's fucking go right now Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah pretty crazy the biggest one we did was the chicago theater, which is like 3,500 Uh, that was gnarly. It wasn't like a hundred years. Yeah And are you doing like stand up material with what's the show? Yeah, it's all stand up Uh, because I I just started I didn't stand up before I did like any sort of like online content.
Mm-hmm. Um, that's how I like started I guess like getting into comedy. Uh, so obviously this is like this has been the goal for like the whole thing obviously, you know Um, but uh, yeah, it's all stand up. I got my two like best friends who I like like I've known for like 10 years now Uh, they opened the show for me.
They both do like 15 minutes and then I do like an hour and hour of material. Yeah. Yeah It's surprisingly, I mean, I'm doing it for a while, but it definitely it goes by really quick Like I feel like when I'm done, I'm like I I'm like sags. I'm like I just I want to keep going but you know, that's just that's not easy to put on An hour of material, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Oh, by the way, we had a comment from a member goos I saw Curtis on tour in Buffalo this year and it was such a fun show get those tickets people that's about where it is Oh, the horse went from a fan. Yeah, that's huge. Yeah, it was ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, it was Hey, can you let us with uh, we are all domestic terrorists act? It's just a new element. Yeah, we are all domestic terrorists. Yeah You always climb after that.
That was actually from the uh, uh, opac? Opac? Yeah, uh, CPAC not opac. Yes, I don't know what it's like.
It's though It's like the annual republican, uh, right and they straight up opened it with that so where the fucking god damn hit me with it again Ladies and gentlemen, we are all domestic terrorists Pretty incredible stuff. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I mean they always say end with you know, you start strong and then you finish strong, right? Like your best material and then your worst stuff and that's hard to talk to I'm gonna start saying that in my shows You know, that's that's not a bad idea.
I'll win the crowd over with that. Yeah, for sure. Um So basically what you're scheduled like so you're gonna finish touring in June and then you're gonna kind of take a little break Yeah, I finished tour in vancouver on sunday, I think and then we're heading back to pick up our dog I'm very excited for and then yeah, just pretty much stay at home make videos You know, it's been like it's been like a crazy amount of anxiety like being on tour and not being able to make as many videos as I want to make Um, because you know when you're not doing that for a while. It's like well, everyone's just gonna fuck you for a minute.
Yeah, but they're buying your tickets So I think they remember you. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's comforting to know that is like a one thing It's like if I was doing if I had to not do youtube and then do shows and then like no one was buying tickets that'd be a fucking early Yeah, but getting people getting people to actually converting people to buying tickets and going summers probably one of the hardest things you can do It is difficult. Yeah, it is it is pretty tricky, you know conversion rates and all that, you know Yeah, crunching numbers.
Yeah, a lot of number crunching, but I mean it's yeah, I'm definitely very lucky that people are actually showing up And the crowds are getting fucking incredible. Thank you. Thanks. Um, what's your best job?
No, I'm just kidding We are all domestic Oh, I forgot to say just there's a couple of things at the top of the show. I wanted to say on friday We have this is a guest I'm trying to get forever astro-physicist. Avi lobe is flying in to answer all of our questions about space Wow, um-hmm bit of a downgrade from me, but yeah, well, what is dark matter? Can you tell me?
I? Know it's the stuff in between stuff, right? Oh my god. Yeah Like I'm correct.
Oh, well. Oh, do you actually want you actually think you're correct with that? Well, I don't think I'm paraphrasing but isn't it like dark dark. It makes up most of like the universe that's true.
That is true That it makes up that's the majority of mass right in the universe. Yeah, it doesn't interact with visible light So we don't know where it is. We can't find it, but we know it's there. All right And that is dark matter.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen or dark energy Video game So hopefully he knows though. Oh, we have got an official dark matter is a hypothetical form of matter thought to account for approximately 85 Percent of the matter in the universe. Yeah, it's called dark because it does not appear to interact with the electromagnetic field Which means it does not absorb reflect or emit electromagnetic radiation is therefore difficult to detect Okay, let me get that out the dark matter guys. No dark matter.
We wouldn't be here without it probably Who knows hypothetically? I mean, we'll probably you'll probably know more on Friday. Yeah, you got a lot of questions Yeah, can you let me know what he says about my definition? Okay, someone write that down.
You said it's the stuff in between stuff Yeah, okay. We'll have him right that. We'll have him right now. I'll let you know.
Yeah, that's a good idea Do you have any other questions for him? Uh So he's like he's an astrophysicist. Yeah, yeah, um I mean like you ask him to like astro world or something see astro world. Yeah, what's his thoughts on the stampede?
Anything to do with that. Okay, that's a good one. Maybe you got that that'd be actually really fun way to open Don't tell me why didn't you do more after a while? You know, I've been doing to prevent that's like an ollie g question.
Yeah, yeah So you were at astro world, right? Oh one other thing the members only podcast is up. I talked about my suspension there because nobody wants to hear me talk about that dumb shit So if you want to talk about it's up for members. Thank you god bless it.
Thank you. Thank you. Peace and love peace and love peace and love Oh also one other thing sorry. There's a fucking youtube change this shit and goddamn them We've getting put like a million posts on our subreddit.
Here's us. Let's go Uh, we've getting a million posts on the subreddit because when you go to video It no longer shows lives and everyone's like yo, wow, I've got all the videos. You have to click live God, which is dumb as hell But there it is. So we didn't do it.
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Yeah So there it is uh Excellent Good good What's going on with you and asana why you guys like, you know, we have a podcast together, so Yeah, you do it. That's pretty cool, man. Uh, yeah, I mean I was I was supposed to go on a stream yesterday, but I didn't have time and I feel bad while you set him up after all the Next things he said I didn't stand okay. Let the record show.
Okay. I Invited his son in my show in LA. Okay. Oh, that's a big one and I put him on the list and everything And he goes to you he didn't show up.
He left the tickets at will call. I guess so Yeah, fix my show. Yeah, it's pretty good. Go ahead.
I'm sorry to me to just write no, I just it's not distracting at all Yeah So yeah, I mean I I get it. You know, he's busy. You know I get it. Not that busy, bro Just sits in his room all day.
Right. I mean at the end of the day. That's all he fucking does That's true and it was like a later show. It was like after the stream would have been done.
Did he give you any excuse any reason? No, I mean, maybe it was a miscommunication. You know, maybe he just didn't you know, maybe didn't know that he's all the tax because he I want to gauge the communication Efficiency because I can call him. We can get him on the phone and see yeah, let's see what squash would be for it now that is clearly So in a way you blowing him off was retaliatory Yeah, maybe subconsciously.
Yeah, it was my yeah, because I mean it the other thing it was like I Maybe I should have been more clear about like what my plans were yesterday for his stream, you know Because I was like because I did I did this like q&a thing at twitter in the morning I was like if I time I'll go to your stream after you know hang out for like an hour or something And then I'll go meet everyone else I was gonna hang out with and then After that he like tweets and is like Curtis is coming on the stream today. I was like, bro I don't know what that's gonna happen yet. So it was like it was a whole thing. Yeah, let's figure out what's going on here This is this is why we're here.
You know, I'm a mediator of sorts. Yeah, that means a lot. Yeah, okay So I said yo big dog you're on the list for my late show in LA this Friday if you want to pull up that was at 345 in the morning. That's a late text.
Wait, I think we might have been in LA or in Italy We were like or Canada. We were in like different times. But he got it at 340 a.m I guess so. Yeah.
Yeah, yes. Okay, and then he said uh in response to this I know mention of the show at all He says when are you in LA? And then I say I get there Friday afternoon for my show and then I'm back from the 31st to the second Which is today right now. Yeah, I know recording a show on the second in the afternoon And then on and then no response and then on a monday.
I think the day of my show. I think I don't know my whenever monday was No, okay. I don't know he says Okay, that was sorry. That was a day that I got back from San Francisco after my show got it You're here today pull up And then I said I get there at noon.
I gotta go. I gotta go do my stuff about how we can cause you shopping when Harry style Show tonight. So big you got a lot of stuff. I got a busy day very clear about him with that And then he was like Yeah, and then he said come over today and then I said semi-arr and then we went over to text and I was pretty much it But and then he tweeted out so has songs watching right now.
He says you're lying. Okay, how Okay, let's should I call him should we get him on the line? Yeah, let's let's go Let me stream to this liars doing because I'm on your I don't know I've seen the Texas on I'm not quite sure what to say in your defense because It seems pretty clear cut What do you mean you were doing the Q&A at Twitter by the way? What does that mean?
Oh, I did a like a question and answer at Twitter They did like a thing where people would Twitter headquarters. Yeah in person. Yeah. Wow.
Did they pay you for that? No, it was like a it was like a thing that I that I said I would do Was that that was yeah, that was after you one bought that mother's yeah, let's see. He wasn't in attendance. I'm assuming no he wasn't there I was so I'm hoping in croissant stream with his idiot saying about you Let's see, you know because I was like I did like you anything at Twitter in the morning I was like see five time Go to your stream after you know hang out for like an hour something and I'll go meet everyone else I can't wait till his stream catches up so it'll be another layer deep But we're like tweets and it's like Curtis is coming on the stream today.
I was like bro I don't know what that's gonna happen yet. So he was like, wait, what? He literally wait, he's admitting it what what what? Oh, typical.
He's admitting that he ghosted me. How am I all bro? I saw the text I'm gonna call. I'm gonna get that salander I'm getting some I have a good time.
I have a good time. If you need if you need one been through a lot of stuff like that I'm gonna get a song on the phone. Let's see if he answers. Hey Hello, okay, so I hold on.
Okay. Oh, wait, I think they can hear you. What's up? Why don't you just call me like a normal person off a Dan or something Oh, you want you we can do that you want to you can you call him?
I just I just damn damn I just damn damn damn okay. We'll call you on Jim or whatever the fuck or Just go to score. Just go to score. Yeah.
All right. All right Bye, dude. They're fucking did you say call me like a normal person on the score? Yeah, if you play cracker You can get him banned on twitch.
Yeah, you played this down by yeah I don't want to do that. That's crazy. That would be great. I found by all the time when he's on it right coming up Yeah, that would be crazy.
I don't want to be the reason that you know he gets taken down again All right, so we're connecting with the song we're gonna do that. Hello. Okay. There is hello here.
So wait I can't hear you for some weird reason one second. I'm just gonna fix that real quick These twitch streamers they get so bad hurt when you don't you love me. I use it. We use zoom.
It's better right? They go boomer fucking yeah, I still can't hear you. It's not us damn or ham. You're talking.
I can't hear you I see your face moving, but I can't wait hold on. Let me change the output to this. Okay, now Hey, that's oh shit. Oh my god.
Okay Turn off the camera on my stream and turn it on on yours, okay, we don't need to see you bro Wow, I mean I'm just trying to expedite this we are trying to do a life. You don't want to see my face Okay, we got you. We got you. We got you.
We got you Alright, let's get to the bottom. There we go. Thank you for joining us. It's on You know we we hear at the hreep podcast We like their broker piece and I think we could easily say that you know Hassan represents Hamas and Curtis I don't know your background but let's say you're Israel I'm just saying it's just an analogy.
It's just an analogy or I mean fine. I'm fine with that I'll work with that so so there's a bit of a confusion here now You both seem to think you ghosted each other now Curtis showed me the text. He said yo He called you big dog The tickets are at will call and you did not respond what happened there Hassan wait what when did he that's wait? What oh my gosh check okay?
I Instagram I said I said I got tickets for you're on the list and then you said when you in LA Oh, I didn't see it That's crazy Conversations why didn't you why do you repeat it? I think I had to wait? Where did you pull did you pull this information what I'm like eight months ago? Where is it?
It's Instagram What was the date this was on? October oh wait, sorry once a October 25th now if I get October 20th of the what year 1998 Yeah, wait, what do you mean? He did sent it from Italy, which was about 430 year time. I'm looking I see it Oh, yeah, yeah, yo you sent this to me at 3 45 a.m.
I didn't even see it I just DM'd you when are you in LA and you said I get there on Friday afternoon for my show I'm back for the 31st and the second for coordination on the second and I said yep Like we had so many conversations. Why did you just repeat it? I didn't see it. I thought I think I had to repeat But there is no I didn't know Okay, well that doesn't make me feel bad.
Okay, I didn't go steal But we had like we had like three days of car. Yeah, we did we literally have like three days of convos about kissing each other and stuff Did you show them that did anyone was there any pictures exchanged? I mean not on Instagram Yeah You don't want to get a half no you yeah, yeah, there was there was a little bit of miscommunication where you said like I'm gonna Come through I'm gonna pull up yeah on on Tuesday and I saw that as like oh yeah I mean this guy is the mayor of K-town, you know what I mean right he's a man of his word Yeah, that's where you were reputable source. Yeah, okay.
Well, we'll we'll chalk it up as a miscommunication on both of our parts I guess yeah, you guys are you guys are even two miscommunications We're gonna wipe the slate clean. Yep. We believe in a two-state solution or one-state solution is on which one are we aiming for? We're doing a we're doing a one state where we're linking up in building okay Hassan would say I mean That's not something Hamas would say but but we'll go with it I am I am Hamas after all wait.
Okay, so I But like you texted me we texted each other multiple times. Why don't you just bring that up? I mean, I just figured I don't know I figured you were like if you mean like why didn't I bring up that you didn't come to the show? Yeah, why don't you just or like you didn't want to come right?
It's embarrassing you know, I thought you're my good friend and you're like We'll call like you didn't respond to that earlier or something. I was like oh shit. It's all right I figured you were you know a busy guy, you know, it's fine dude. Yeah, it's water under the bridge.
It's tears under the bridge Okay, it's my tears under the bridge. This is madness. This is actually madness Okay, we talked so much that is true. Maybe I could okay next time.
I will repeat myself like crazy I will I will make sure right, you know, where I met and what at least three times Yeah, he's like well known. He's like beetle juice. Wait, what you literally you ducked me like three times How am I at fault? No, I wasn't saying you're at Typical This is what this man does he always is starting No, I mean he's bringing he keeps bringing more handsome men than me on a show And then starting drama for no reason we name one other handsome man.
I've brought on the film. They're all been Jeff Mike Mike I mean listen, no offense to Mike I don't actually let me see if he's saying some of what he's answering first You're a young gravy and you kiss them also might be very handsome. He's fine. Yeah, he's answer Curtis I wanted to ask him we might as well do it while his songs on the call.
Hmm. Would you be interested and feel free to say no No pressure it's a weird request, but can I get a pack? This yeah, just a bit cucking us on Yeah, and like because I did this with young gravy. Yeah, just like just lift up.
That's it. Yeah, but I'm not the fuck Is that okay, Jenna? Yeah, okay, and thank you. She's here gents here.
I like to say that on Mike just so everybody 1,000 percent. Yeah, we have consent from the way. All right, ready? That's that's disgusting I'm gonna fuck it down.
I'm just a man. Thanks, bro. Good kiss. That's what I thought Glad that you were here to see that.
It's on well My goodness. All right. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll have to do I'll come back and do a show and I will it'll only be your name on the list No tickets all that money. I just want just one for me only yeah a one-man show, but it's your it's a one-man in the audience Yeah, I can't I can't believe this I just got cug I'm on my sneaker You guys you guys can have plenty of time behind the scenes to make out and do whatever Yeah, I just want to do but the Just on thanks for calling you know there was a lot of bad feelings It seems like between the two new and I'm glad we got it out in the open We're able to kind of just bury the hatchet you guys can move on with your friendship and take it to the next level Okay. Yeah, all right. All right.
Well have fun guys. Have fun. Have fun kissing more Also, whatever you guys are doing on the HD podcast All right, I love you buddy. Sorry.
Bye. Is it? I Love it son. He's great.
He's great. Good guy solid guy. I like about song. I like about you Mm-hmm.
There's not many men online who take on openly the issue of misogyny online. Yeah, you're right Yeah, I love it. I love to see it. Yeah, I love the yeah, it's refreshing.
I like it I mean yeah, especially like the last like year I feel like it's been especially like more so of being like and people like maybe it was people were just being more like silent about it Before with of being like you know and now people it's sort of been like you know like encourage to be more like fucking like you know hate Like hateful. I guess I don't know if I can entertain that fucking guy or whatever That's what I wonder too is like I I wonder if it's part of like the whole maga movement because it's somehow for some reason misogyny Goes hand in hand with conservatism. I feel like all those guys are Yeah, yeah, I mean the same way right. I feel like a lot of them don't see women as like a human being.
It's pretty crazy I don't know it's it is pretty scary dude. I don't know and I feel like a lot of I don't know if it's like baked into like algorithms like purposely or accidentally, but I feel like it gets pushed out a lot Mmm, especially like young boys. That's the thing about Tate is one of the we talked about them a lot here Yeah, but one of the things I was wondered is like who's watching this and it's having an impact and then we started Post from like teachers of really young men being like Talking of like horrible things about women and saying and you taste like you're like wow. Yeah, yeah, I just hear to think about it There's that's even something you can consume at that age because man when I was a kid man.
It was Pokemon, you know Yeah, how are you? I'm 28. Yeah, so you're a bit younger than me. I'm all this shit bro.
You know what I am 32 Oh, you're so sweet 50 Wow, 37. She's 50 40 yeah, you're really right that's not that old I'm 37 stop right when you look 32 me so that's right. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, 40 You guys up it come up It's 37 the haircut really takes five years.
It's youthful. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but I know what it is like I appreciate it You were one I think one of the first people that dunk on a fresh and fit and we've had a hunger wings beef with those guys too Yeah, they're fucking weirdos man such weirdos. Yeah, I Yeah, they did like a they did like a response video to mine as well And I didn't even like I didn't even watch it because I just like I don't want to I know I already knew exactly what it was gonna be But well they always say to me your fat and your wife is ugly, so right I don't know what do these guys tend to say about you? They call me like a soy boy.
Yeah, you know, like, you know, like a beta right? So beta getting married and having a career. Yeah, it's like what's beta happy and in love and you know doing what you like It's pretty loser beta. Yeah, I'm just here angry about women all the time.
Yeah, and my favorite thing He goes is don't be sensitive or I'm women don't think you're a bitch don't open up Fighting your boys only yeah, that's a nightmare My theory on these guys is that they all come from? Very broken homes literally okay in my video I went I read his like like free ebook that he was giving out to people Mm-hmm and in the thing he was like I forget the actual happen But like the story of like it was like his he was like crying or something or being sad or about something And then his dad was like don't fucking like then don't cry You go to fuck it was literally like and it was him being like and that changed my life That set me on like the up and up and it's like not a good thing. Yeah, it's like no. That's abuse That's the arc deep trauma.
Yeah, you got it like a dress that I think yeah I think the honch that I always have is that it's like father issues not mom issues Right and I think the same thing when you look at Andrew Tate his dad is like a Seems like a real fucking crazy ass dude. He doesn't think I got like entertained We'd even like have parents I feel like he was like now. Yeah, he's not a good one day Yeah, he does just born from a nut yeah Yeah, yeah, his head kind of does look like a one half of a nuts. That's interesting so my neck shaving that yeah a well-groom nut Well, yeah another another funny thing with nut another thing from fits that ebook He goes another transformative moment was when someone in class squeezed his tricep.
Yeah, that was it and called him See yeah, yeah, and that like changed his life. That's all it took he was so on he was so on the edge Yeah, I think it's I think the dad started causing the damage here and so what's his dad you did like what's his dad like Tate's yeah Yeah, I've heard him talk about his dad how he has kind of a similar philosophy on my as him right his dad's actually a professional chess Player but I think he abandoned the family when he was young I you guys can watch that they're like yeah He was just like super into chess not into the sun right at all And it repulsed to him again, but um That's what let me ask you this. What's your what are your parents like you do parents like yeah? My dad left to play chess when I was a baby.
Yeah. Oh shit You're an anomaly though. Yeah No, my my my my parents split up when I was like super young So I think I was like three or four maybe when they divorced well not the they were never married. They just like split up my dad like moved away About a bunch of chessboards Yeah, and then I was just like my mom for a little and then I had a step that I have a step that I have a step that I pretty much ever since and he's like the fucking coolest dude ever so okay So are you in contact with your dad?
Yeah, like I still talk to him like it's not like a I don't I see it Maybe like at Christmas, you know and then I don't thought you're not very close with him Would you say I mean like no? It's not like you know, I guess not like we're super, you know the best buddies I guess but you know it just I mean like it just happens right like I'm I feel like there's a lot of things where it's like Where I was like pretty bitter about stuff and it's like, you know, and even like I was like sad about stuff too That was happening but at the same time. It's like you already got it's like, you know phones work like both ways, you know So it's like you know so that was the whole thing and it's like both ways but you expect a little bit more effort from your dad Yeah, for sure, you know like kitchen have to yeah and the tension from their parents. Yeah, right?
Yeah, that's what I was saying like that's like I could you know It shouldn't it shouldn't be it shouldn't be on all the should be on the kids to be like what's up dad? Yeah, I don't know but I said that's super cool. He's great and my mom's awesome. That's good Yeah, that's nice.
So your step dad was kind of your father figure growing up with your share. Yeah, you step siblings? No, no He I just I have one sister a older sister half sister or full sister. I have one Full sister and then one half sister.
So yeah same dad. I see and how you guys close with your sisters Yeah, yeah, pretty close super close with my like, you know, a Kylie my sister and then my half sister and closer to her as well Yeah, they were just at my show in Buffalo. That was really good according to gooh. Oh, yeah I got a buffalo goose But yeah, it's a they're great.
I love my sisters. I'm named and yeah, it was it's cool that it took me like it was obviously like when you're kidding It's like you know, you don't understand that like you want that like, you know, you're biological bad for whatever reason You're like, you know, you're my dad Why don't you like you know, but you know it's the same as you know You get older and you realize that like if you know the person who was there that that's you know, that's your dad, you know? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you probably had some resentment issues probably growing up, right?
For sure. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, and there's I mean, that's probably not never gonna go away, right? You know, I'm sure you know, a lot of people go through that, you know, dads that don't do the the best job, right?
But you know, it's the same thing. I feel like I'm at the point where it's like fucking whatever Yeah, I mean at a certain age, what can you do? Exactly? Yeah, but it seems like I wonder if having that like a good stepdad Father role model kind of helped you in a lot of ways because you look at these a lot of people who don't have a dad for Whatever reason these alpha world guys, they end up so fucked up.
No, obviously that's not like a rule for everybody Right. Yeah, I wonder if having that stepdad in your life. Yeah, I mean for sure I definitely shows that like you know and he's and he's definitely like he's like the most like just like patient and like Like calm and just like just like just like level head to do like ever like he's like and it's obviously that I think I'd like to hold that up on me a little bit and he's always like very just like caring and you know and you know Just always very just making sure that everyone is just like happy. That's nice.
That's awesome. Yeah. He's great. Yeah, shut up Lawrence Lawrence What the fuck is up Lawrence?
Yeah, there should be like a there should be like a service where stepdad's they sort of go They could ship them out to these guys that need that's adopted that stepdad on the name Well, they're just big brother and sister of America. Maybe I do take just a big brother. Yeah, stepdad Oh, yeah, yeah step brother. You know, what's my favorite fact about fit by the way?
I just decided step back to that. He did you know this? He's a fucking fed He's a narc at the craziest part is he used to work for who did he work for? Was it home and security yeah home and security and their human trafficking department which is real I was a fucking fed bro and human trafficking really and has and rotate on the human traffic are any work and human trafficking Did he get fired or I think even got I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. I feel the good bro. No, that's We don't know that narcotic. Nope.
You're making that up. They take a little out of the out of the evidence locker. Yeah Well, it was trying to steal the goods the humans 100% made up. Yeah, that's all joke.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thanks. Dan's been Dan's been blowing me up this court.
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I feel like hold on. Let's do it next to that I do there was like something where he was about to be he was like going down like a bad path or something to become like a criminal or Something they turned his life around or something. What does this mean cardio? Is that Spanish?
Where's that shirt? I'm sorry dude. No way you busted someone with a thousand with 50 oneies, bro This is the bust of a lifetime, bro. He caught this guy with 200 bar and a passport to that's crazy guys passport Keep it going My room be like this when he hits up a human trafficking You know that I do fucking off it's crazy.
It's a real song that he like to like freestyle You know we've debated that the consensus seems to be that he improvised it I think they rehearsed that shit and took it on the road. Right Did you get your shots? Like he was in like a Uganda or something or Nigeria so you know you have to get I mean I like that He's the opiate. Yes, I was taking the precautions, you know, but they won't let him on the plane, right?
You know, yeah the other one I close it or whatever fuck Russian fit. It's good. It's so boring. Yeah blame But anyway, I'm glad you're doing the good fight on that That's good.
I love that about you and so I hear let's move on we got about our left So let's just move on some topical kind of fun goofy stuff and get your get your take on the pulse of culture. Yeah, right First of all, I've actually been talking about this Elon Musk eight dollars a month for Twitter verification. Yeah, Elon Musk is about the Twitter What's the Chinese guy who impersonates you? Iran Musk He's on TikTok and he looks just like Elon Musk.
That's his name on TikTok. It's called Leon Ma wait Don't link me that ship bro. Have you seen this? It's so fucking funny.
I haven't seen it. Leon Ma. It's so good in the meantime Eight dollars a month for checkmark. He says you will get priority and replies So that means you can pay to get like top Mentions in search Which is essential to defeat spam scam I don't understand what he means by that because if you're a scammer or spammer Then you would pay that a color and get to the top of search for a yeah priority and replies mentions in search Which is essential to defeat.
Yeah, what the how is that how is that essential to fiend spam? But here's my favorite you got half as many ads. That's nice. I Love you.
He's not willing to pledge no ad for a fellow. I'm a fucking Twitter. Yeah, that's a long video No, that's the one thing about Twitter. I can't pose a long audio.
That's what I've been looking for man Yeah, I need that long audio breath. It seems kind of insane to me actually Stephen King had the best take He's like you should be paying me to be on your fucking platform. Mm-hmm. Yeah, like we're creating content, right?
Yeah, why don't fuck am I paying? So yeah, I don't get is it so you pay so anybody can pay eight dollars anybody But then does that mean you get a badge like you get verified? Yes, that's fucking weird It's the whole point of the verification is to improve the user experience so that they know that people are really who they are right? Yeah, and so when you remove that and just sell it It seems like chaos.
It just seems to defeat the whole purpose of the right because like yeah now they You know that's like now anybody could just you know all the like the losers that like I went to school with this up. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I'm not paying for it. I'm fucking not yeah, that's like the that's like the one way to show like how big of a loser You are right. That's what I think I think it's kind of a dunce cap situation And you know what it's gonna be interesting to see what happens with this though.
I think it's gonna be a cluster Fuck I think Twitter's gonna die. What do you think about that Danny think Twitter's gonna die because of this? Me yeah, maybe not because of this specifically, but I mean he's been throwing out a lot of ideas and they all seem terrible So I don't know it might not be long for this world. That's so awesome.
44 billion did it's fucking awesome That's yeah, good good purchase for sure fucking he's like well I could I could house every homeless person in America or I can make sure that my that that place where I like the should post Where nazi's can post there no, okay? You don't get it though. It's half the ads that fire half the ad is got fire hookup But that's so funny. I feel like eight dollars a month for like Hulu.
You know get a product Yeah, you get to like watch how much I thought it's much out bachelor bachelor at rationally paradise So let's go son, you know housewives Orange County in New York 90 other way Happily ever after 90 days here It's yi long ma you long I'm No, ma Yes Think it's a deep fake by the way, I was gonna ask like that It's a really good deep pick though You don't we were you guys thought it was real how can you look that much like yeah, that's that's true There's one he recently did that was going okay. Yeah, you're right. I think it's a deep fake It's way too good. I mean it's really good one here.
It's like my million I Love how it always seems like he has no plan for the videos. Yeah Wow, it's so awesome. I wish you on my voice is that high Yeah, that is for you. No problem damn 40.
How much was it divide Twitter? How much eight bucks a month? Well, how much it's sorry? Oh, four billion billion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, that's a lot You want to do a poll of the audience? It has to be deep-faked in there's no shot that you look so much like him Yeah Moving on. Have you do you know about how we Mandel prolapse tick-tock? I've seen the one that he posted.
Oh, you saw it. Did he post more? No, the one no just the one I was like Like it's a thing now. I don't know like yeah, but did you see it on tick-tock or how do you guys out on Twitter?
Because he was like trending and someone posted the video. It's so good. It's actually coming on next week Howie we're gonna get to the bottom of this and we have a oh my god Dude, we got the best shit lined up for how it's gonna be so fun. He got like a real alive prolapse anis for him You're gonna show him this one kind of Really?
How can we do? Okay. I don't want to scare him off, but we do have we have a buyer episode lined up I'll just say that damn I called it um well. I wanted to show can you we made a safer work version?
Can you pull it up? I want it oh it doesn't work. We have some technical issue. It sounds like we do about it What are we gonna do about it?
How could you possibly make that safer work? I want that said I wanted we did a really good thing Yeah, is there any way we can work with what we've got here? Why don't we just show it fuck it up. Yeah, let's What the fuck it's upside down and yeah, it's just okay.
Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty safe for work. Yeah, it's very safe for work If it was 9x16 it probably stretched it to film the screen stretched it like a prolapse thing. Yeah, that's right Uh, okay here.
Let me I've been meaning to do this tik-tok account We love I love getting deep into tik-tok and find the weirdest shit Oh, yeah, we found a new one I've been waiting for someone good to share this with so I'm glad we're here He's called life and scars and this man just lays it out The real deal here like this one is how to drive drunk. Whoa, okay. I'm gonna drive drunk. Look guys We already know you dumbass should be driving drunk, but you're a grown-ass man You're gonna do what the fuck you want to do so me tell you that I'm gonna really help you so if you're gonna do this shit listen up I need you to take a piss.
That's the first thing you need to do before you leave I need you to take a piss try to give as much of that alcohol out of your system as possible That works at all Just spit this is bad advice. This guy's a narco roll. Yeah, he called this number He had 90k followers two weeks ago. Now he's at 226k.
Yo, he's like the bike people me driving Driving all the drunk drivers of tik-tok early. Oh, this is really bad advice though It's kind of awesome. I want to see what else you do I also need you to get a water or coffee coffee will be better because you try to get a little energy in your system Um, no screw I need you to put on your seat belt and I need you to turn on the headlights if you forget those two things You hold and I can go to shit. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do those regardless Yeah, you're just explaining how to you could probably just get put the drunk at it Just how to try it.
It's true first thing put the key in there and then you go what I need you to do is stay within the the line Before you turn there's a little thing that you absolutely stay under the speed limit Soon as you get pulled over by the police now on the ride home. I need you to roll the windows down if you got a convertible I need you to let the top down I'll give that's kind of a wild advice like 3am All the windows down head out the window into first suspicion Just so that everyone driving by can get a good look at your drunk ass Oh, this is good. How cold high it is. I need you to turn the radio up and I need you to snap I don't care.
I'll go. It is like minus 20. Yeah, dude. That's all that's so funny Constantly we try to increase awareness here and uh step number five I need you to know that even if you do all this shit correctly yo, that's the only step True.
Yeah, I mean, it's not wrong. I mean what do we think about this? It's like you're gonna do this So here I mean it's bad advice granted, but like assuming it's good advice. Do we like it?
Do we like it in theory? I mean No, I don't think so. I think in theory and in practice. I don't think you should ever have advice for a drunk driver, right?
Here's what I need you guys to do if you see a red light. I want you to stop it I know what sounds crazy. I know you want to get home, but stop stop it. It's harm reduction.
Yeah, there's a theory harm reduction, right? Yeah You can't decide if I like it or not. Here's another one. How to smash an ugly woman?
Why fuck your car when you're driving? Bitch, if you see an ugly woman in the crosswalk, I'm gonna need you to speed up Wow, I'm excited to hear this Imagine is pretty much the same way Crossbell and you're gonna do something late at night and I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna go I'm gonna get in touch with the cute chick and all of them either gonna be flaky or you just want to have access to them This is when all the ugly bitches started a little bit more average like I said, we've all been there. No shame Step number one be discreet. Don't let your friends know wow That's so fucking awesome.
Wow Before Dude that turn off all your cameras in your room that you usually use to record yourself having sex Also, it's crazy that the thing was how to smash an ugly woman right there, but then you and then it somehow got worse No fucking ugly bitch. Jesus man. Yeah, I see this guy and I just wonder sometimes like how is it that uh I was it that woman ever even like touch or interact with men at all Yeah, like what the as if that's a real person that is just like That's crazy. It's a lot.
It's actually I'm finding And I think the androtheic fresh and fit phenomenon is showing that there's a lot of dudes who are tired of uh Women in the workforce, right? Yeah, I don't know. I got too many rides We need women back in the kitchen dammit. That's so crazy Cuz they're gonna think that's what you deserve.
All right step number two get drunk And drive there Bro, why do you need tips to learn how to drive go check out my life? Check out my lives video. Yo pop dog bro. How about just like don't have force yourself to have sex with people you don't want to just trick off dude.
It's waiting. Yeah Like while you're driving Right Two bar and if you've driving to a bad bitch's house, you can jerk off on the way and change your mind Holy fuck Jesus guys man I mean I'll drop they face winch up and if you if everybody's got to look earlier, that's counterintuitive to you bus in the nut So it's almost like having a snapchat feel to in your eyes Three do some new you're gonna have this time in your hair for weeks to months after this She got to pay for that unlock a new sex move. She's got a paid for that. What does that mean?
I don't know you want to unlock a new sex move They should got me crying. Maybe it's like a like a sad crying. Is there possible that this dude is joking I I really hope so but also same size is a crazy thing to joke about like to be this high level of like satire It seems real to me. Yeah, wait you think he's joking down It's like so he seemed or at least he's trying to be funny while like I don't know maybe it's like 50-50 thing It seems like like a video diary like he did these things and he's like if you guys want to do it too Right.
He's working a long way. Yeah, this is the awesome thing. I did if you want to fuck a fat I'm gonna need to get blackout jump. Just don't do it.
Yeah, but you don't have to do it You don't have to have sex with people another traffic bro. You got perfect size dick. Okay, this one's a little while Let's see. Maybe this one will reveal.
Yeah perfect size dick. Tell me about it bro So you think you got the perfect size dick Let's talk about it because women tell you all day long their size don't matter It makes it lie Because the new york post asked him the same question and uh they gave him a true finance Fellas and you are close. Huh? Yeah, we got some reputable people on the ground doing the picture Okay, the dick is what you need for the average woman to have it orgasm Moment of silence for lil we we game Now what you're saying if you ain't packing eight inches is fine because pussy is adjustable it works with you Um, so let's say you got a woman who can't take no dick at all and she get what to do who's got like a 12 inch meat missile Yeah, over the course of fucking her She'll be able to take that dick He's on stretcher out within a matter of weeks a month if he's a nice guy And she'll be able to take all that dick eventually now.
Let's say she left that guy and she got what somebody who was packing five inches It's kind of like a penis scientist. Yeah, it's the Penis professor. He's in the laboratory stretching and loosening mochwejinos That's well why he's fucking her. He's leaving seven inches worth of pussy on the table Once the pussy find out he ain't no threat and go back to the factory sentence and fill them well Oh, so you think you can't wait So he's saying if a girl sleeps with a large endowed guy, it'll go back to normal, right?
Yeah, so that's that's that's great. That's a great news factory Reset learning so much about vaginas. We didn't actually say the perfect size though. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get Hmm.
Yeah, he started with you. Oh, you you think you got the perfect size. We know in a weird way He was kind of being like yo, you should be like the vagina will suit your dick So it's kind of the news for everyone. It sounds like right.
Yeah, so that's that's fine. It's not very girthy Yeah, that could be a problem But yeah heads down for a little peeping that one maybe reveals more of a yeah, okay This one's really fucked up how to record yourself fucking This is actually this is like super illegal, bro. Oh, man. This is actually like a felony, but okay Uh, if this is what you want to put on the internet, let's hear it I got you covered step number one get consent.
No, we don't know Wait, hold on before we clap too much is next line Number two make sure you record the foreplay. I'm talking about before the clothes even come off And you look back on this tape and you're gonna thank me for this. All right step number three You need to figure out how you gonna record this shit. It's two ways to do it step number one is the hands-on approach That's what you hold in the phone and you record everything yourself You get close up this way you get dick veins twisty lips facial expressions you name And as a man you should be able to record in every single position itself a missionary because your hands on the bed And why you get some pussy tag this bitch here make her do some work or you got the other way to record That's when you prop the phone up on the dresser with this step don't move too far to the left I move too far to the right.
You got a fucking friend of the frame But you get full body views. All right with that being said get out there quintarentino a bitch Okay, it's pretty wild I mean that was the most normal one. Yeah kind of yeah took me for a girl The first man's account is like that tweet that's like what women called and choose a thought a man calls an idea Okay, the first thing I want you to do is find the record button. You're gonna need that to start filming Make sure you pass before somebody called him the modern library of Alexandria Holy fuck That's crazy do this guy How to smash big girls and pregnant women Let's go kings Women I just keep for the average dude and it's gonna come in time when our top priorities They're just gonna be unavailable and we don't have to sell and so when you come across the situation I want you to I want to let you know how you can make it the most comfortable for both of y'all Big girls pregnant chicks they like to be fucked like this You lay them on their side and you go ahead and lift their top link up push the knee towards the stomach Be careful, especially with the pregnant chicks You ain't trying to need a fucking baby in here.
How do you do that? You straddle that bottom leg that's on the bed I need a knee on both sides boom boom you get on top of that shit push the ass cheek up and you go in the town on that motherfucker Now some of the big girls they like doggy I ever they're like holding themselves up or pregnant chicks because gravity ain't so nice that they open up a torso Now you're the one that shit and then it'll work out better for them Look, they like you too good for nobody sometimes life hands you limbs sometimes hands you watermelon It's y'all it's so he's like settling that's what he said at the beginning like you don't you can settle for a Woman like yeah creating a trial. Yeah. Yeah, you know what's really interesting He's kind of like a street doctor Ruth.
You remember dr. Ruth? No, and he was like this little like german lady who was like all about sex positivity and like teaching people about sex in the 90s Uh, he's kind of doing a pub is he kind of doing a public service except for like the you know the driving drunk and the fucking other Yeah Dr. Ruth.
Yeah. Yeah, dude. This woman was telling teaching everyone about sex in the 90s. Oh, that's a mystery moment too Can you imagine her just getting weird and wild?
Wow, I love that bird though. I never heard her Hey, hey, let's listen a couple more how to sneak out of house look sometimes when you live with somebody you might want to sneak out For what reason I really don't give a fuck. I'm just gonna tell you how to do it So first things first if they got a reindoor bell it can complicate things and in that case you might want to use a window And in that case you might want to pre-play your sneak out you do this by go ahead and removing the window screen earlier that day And finding out where your floorboard creaks earlier that day It's safe you from making a lot of noise at nighttime and for you to make it move Now the second method is if you land with your woman or something and oh, god damn it How to sneak out of house look sometimes when you live with somebody you might wait you hit a heavy breathing and it's snoring And then I need you to turn on rain sounds by white noise It's not like she ain't getting enough hours and it's gonna mass the noise that you make when you leave in the house Is for people in cup and they're just white noise for no reason. That's totally normal That's normal people who stay with their parents and whatever Go downstairs in the middle of the night almost every night and get you a snack or a drink They'll check up on you at first and at the wild they'll stop and then you strike yo Kind of good advice.
He's not a bit. He's not everything man. Also, I think I want comments says how do you find parties in your city More people actually looking for advice. Yeah Actually, it's really nice people coming together in this community.
He's really built actually. Yeah, how do you sneak in? Oh shit? That's a little dark.
Yeah, that's time Whatever fuck that means that's one point I wonder where this is going man. I have no way How do you do a hamburger? Head oh my god, this is just endless. It's not playing I need to know how to eat a fucking hamburger.
Tell me What the fuck is that? Like a meat sandwich with your dick. Okay, right? Someone out there is useful for Requiring you to be in a relaxed state.
You should probably be standing up. You're dick I'll need to be soft after that you'll need to grab your balls with each one of your hands use just your fingertips grab your right Net grab your left. No boom. Oh, that you're gonna keep your dick in the middle.
Oh that shit down to index finger Whoa keep it folded now. It's your down those three steps. I need you to rotate the whole fucking unit. Whoa my god At this point you should have one ball on top Or a gonder Right I was not a show I'm a show you like a new trip tonight Wow the hamburger Wow, okay.
Yeah, he's got some good advice, you know, let me see. Let me find one more make it big Are we looking for? How to smash your girl? Mama.
That's his bird dash Bird bath that's when you watch your dick in the sink. I think Okay, where do you a bird bath? Yeah Stretchy nuts to do this with so first things first is practice. I need you to get in the shower and pull your nuts That out away from your skin.
This guy's in the cocking ball Amburgers and Batman The ball Out of where I dick how to wear a cocking ball cage And your middle finger, okay, don't grab actual testicle. You're asking me out for the season I gotta be honest. There's a lot of advice for ball. Yeah, how to beat this shit out of your own chicken ball Musty nuts whoa You should this is why your balls think your balls think because a lot of y'all stand hot regions Or y'all be working out and y'all don't be watching y'all shit twice a day I want you to reach down right now with a finger rub your nuts Every video comes down to you.
You know you're not he's gonna say do a snap test on your nuts. I guarantee you Oh, yeah, I asked yourself are you happy? Listen to me if y'all do live in high regions and y'all working out I need you to take a shower at least twice a day. All right Yeah, if you're doing that and it's still staying you probably need to trim all you hairy dudes y'all do you but you know When you got hairy nuts and shit that odor and the bacteria it gets trapped up in that it takes a lot more care to get rid of Also, you's bald the odor you go bun foot powder put that shit on there give it a nice little minty smell Okay, that ain't working you could try dipping your nuts in vinegar.
Wow That's not gonna smell good. Oh, that's in vinegar smell like a it's gonna smell like nuts in vinegar Well, there it is life and scars lots of important life advice there guys Wait, how to get a woman if you're short this seems this is I gotta get some pussy if you're a short dude Guys, I feel bad for y'all because y'all get the same treatment as early bitches And why do we fuck any bitches because opportunity and lack of options and you have to kind of put yourself in that position sometimes So the first thing I suggest you do is become friends with the woman code approaches I don't think work as well for short news, especially if you're approaching the woman It's only advice is friends on yourself. Yeah, that's pretty big. I think The next step after that I shoot up a school basically I'm in fun.
I'm just moving up a school. Basically one straight line where I come from Alcohol He goes a little too he snaps off a little too hard. Yeah Show her all these pictures of all these other women that you're dating even though you're not that look better than her and tell them how much Them women enjoy you and how much they appreciate it short They'll put it down in her head make her think that's not ever worth No, no, these are all the girls on dating. They love me.
That's like a George could stand the shit Yeah, actually George could stand out there was an episode where he walked around with a picture of a beautiful girl in his wallet and told everyone It was his wife or his wife that died and it worked for him. So it's kind of interesting modern day a Yeah, yeah, I mean all the except for like drunk driving the stuff and the ugly chick stuff He this guy's kind of giving better life advice than Andrew Tate. I feel like yeah, you know There's obviously a few exceptions there that are pretty crazy But I mean it's probably goes from he covers it all from ball torture to drunk drive a game. That's the game Yeah, holy shit is guys.
I love that for him learned a lot. I also have a bunch of videos here actually let's see here Colly actually been wanting to watch this video this lady Oh, dude, okay, I was like 30 seconds and then I stopped because I could it's hard because I couldn't get through it So there's at one point she starts talking about like race and then it gets good. Okay, you didn't get that part That's when it got really hard. Oh man, apparently it's a couple ones white ones black, okay, and it gets pretty wild Anything like this up in your guys's wedding any speeches like this?
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Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. I can't wait Here's a to the hamburger to the involved I got a really good advice for all of a lot watching how to make a taco out of your vagina Everybody listen up get your notes out No Like a bit almost like it's so bad yeah, it's like an any shimmer bit and I'm not you know I'm just she looks a little I am just saying right like an observation here.
Yeah I stop watching yeah, this is when it goes really off the road. Okay, great. Yeah I Geez that's such a wild segue I would I'm not gonna be else. I'll bite my tongue.