Lakes of Jizz Are Not For Slurping

Season 2 Finale! Stalked By The Boogie Man by Siggy Shade. Want to have lakes, firehoses, gardens, brooms, grandmas, and tree sap ruined for you forever? Have we got a criminally entertaining story for you! Who knew jizz could inspire this level of innovation and creativity? Also, we apologize in advance for the time you will spend trying to visualize the monster's dick, but bonus points to anyone who can draw it for us. We're still losing sleep trying to figure this one out.

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