LANCE HARDWICK MYSTERIES: HER KISSES WERE STEAMY BUT...

LANCE HARDWICK MYSTERIES: HER KISSES WERE STEAMY BUT... OH, THOSE CTHULHU BOOBS! PART 1  Story Synopsis: Lance Hardwick (Yiddisher Detective) and Dick Reardon (trusty Side-Kick - Literally) and their receptionist, Gay Schlafen (which means "Go to Sleep" in Yiddish) are asked by the mysterious G-Man (and confused human being) Agent Ace Stompers to investigate the death of a young man, Billy Blender (the son of a rich Military Defense Contractor)! Little do they know that a woman of exceptional beauty and irresistible charms is the culprit, and that she is the first wave in an assault on Humanity from Cthulhu and the Dark Gods! (This Radio Serial is sponsored by The Megillah Soap Company and Ver Clempt Cigarettes. How else can you keep your fingertips clean after smoking?!)  Written, directed and produced by Viktor Aurelius and Jeff Niles Sound Design by Viktor Aurelius  Featured in the cast were: David Schütz II as Billy Laura Nicole as Betty Jeff Niles as Lance Hardwick Viktor Aurelius as Dick Reardon Rachel Rumler as Gay Schlafen Jonithan Patrick Russell as Agent Ace Stompers