老爸读诗-Today The Teacher Farted

Today the Teacher Farted——by Emma BriodyToday the teacher farted.It was an awful smell.It was just like a rotting egg,Straight from the depths of hell! She tried to keep it secretBy sitting in a group.But it was really obvious,When she said, "Who did that poop?" She screwed her bright, red face upAnd blamed it all on Claire.But later when I needed help,The stench was round her chair! She avoided my eye contactAnd ticked my work in green.（国外老师改作业可以用绿笔的）But she knew that her body smellsWere foul and quite obscene. I asked her what that smell was.She said she'd not a clue.I hope to God that eggy smellWas fart and not a poo! Today the teacher farted.My word, what had she ate?I'll always remember what she did,And now I'm thirty-eight!除了是一首打破老师权威的搞笑诗作外，这里还提到了关于“臭”的好几种说法。首先，smell，虽然smell可以泛指气味，但做动词时也可以特指发出臭味，意思跟stink类似。比如：He smells. 他身上臭臭的。也可以说He stinks.stench，恶臭，如：The stench is unbearable. foul，气味恶心的，如：foul breath. foul，也可以指腐烂的，如foul meat。