Last Action Hero - So close to perfection

It was Schwaz' first box office flop and put up the current standard of spending way too much money on film marketing. It ranks high upon the worst returns of all film history. Yet there is a good film here and could have been a hidden gem -- had it not been for Danny and coming into "our world." You may be among the hordes who avoided Last Action Hero. You should reconsider. It has that stigma of being a horrible film, but if you're a fan of this podcast then you will understand why we put it upon such a high platform with Hell Comes to Frogtown, Joe Vs The Volcano and UHF. While Joe is a far superior production and Hell is a far more efficient production, Last falls into bad movie legend with incredible amounts of money thrown at it, while clearly only going to work with a very small amount of movie goers. It's your classic case of men in ties making horrible decisions. The primary mistakes the film puts upon its audience is the snivelly Danny (Austin O'Brien). It's not that Austin does a bad job (it's not good either) as a child actor (we've seen FAR worse, looking at you Jake Lloyd), it's just that Danny sucks. This is the last character you want to see in an over-the-top action movie, the whiny child who isn't having fun with us. THEN there is the always awful choice of bringing your fantasy characters through a magic portal into our reality. Our reality sucks. We don't want to be here, and we especially don't want the movie we are escaping our reality from coming into it. Blech.  Yet every single minute that takes place inside Jack Slater's (Arnold) movie fantasy world is a treat. It's non-stop homage/satire/creation of action films and the characters within them. The stunts are fantastic, the self-deprecating comedy is top-notch, and as always, Arnold delivers non-stop fun and charm.  Last Action Hero is one our favorite movies and rides that beautiful line between crap and brilliance. Must watch film. The SMABFA (Stinker Madness Achievments in Bad Film-Making Award) Awards - 2017 Nominations Best Bad Movie The Great Wall Geostorm Rings XXX: Return of Xander Cage The Snowman The Dark Tower The Space Between Us Valerian King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Worst Bad Movie The Mummy Collateral Beauty Transformers: The Last Knight The Snowman Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Geostorm Flatliners Underworld: Blood Wars Fifty Shades Darker Best Bad Actor Gerard Butler - Geostorm Matt Damon - The Great Wall Shawn Roberts - Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Vincent D'Onofrio - Rings Michael Fassbender - The Snowman Sam Worthington - The Shack Javier Bardem - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Ice Cube – XXX: Return of Xander Cage Russell Crow – The Mummy Idris Elba - The Dark Tower Tom Cruise - The Mummy Worst Bad Actor Dane DeHaan - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Tom Cruise - The Mummy Will Smith - Collateral Beauty John Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Ethan Hawke - Valerian Val Kilmer – Snowman Jim Sturgess – Geostorm Javier Bardem - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Jamie Dornan - Fifty Shades Darker Vin Diesel - XXX: Return of Xander Cage Matt Damon - The Great Wall Best Bad Actress Astrid Bergès-Frisbey - King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Nina Dobrev - XXX: Return of Xander Cage Milla Jovovovich - Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Tian Jing - The Great Wall Octavia Spencer - The Shack Kate Beckinsale - Underworld Rihanna - Valerian Britt Robertson - The Space Between Us Abbie Cornish: Geostorm Toni Collette - XXX: Return of Xander Cage Deepika Padukone - XXX: Return of Xander Cage Rebecca Ferguson -The Snowman Ellen Page - Flatliners Worst Bad Actress Sofia Boutella - The Mummy Kate Winslet - Collateral Beauty Helen Mirren - Collateral Beauty Dakota Johnson - Fifty Shades Darker Sofia Boutella - The Mummy Mila Jovovich - Resident Evil Keira Knightly - Collateral Beauty Nina Dobrev - XXX: Return of Xander Cage Kim Basinger – Fifty Shades Darker Laura Haddock – Transformers: The Last Knight Rhianna - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets MS