Law and Order

Boston's funniest comedians serve up a verdict for the silliest legal questions in the U.S. Are you being held in contempt of court for inappropriate attire or for doing a touchdown dance after the jury reads a "not guilty" verdict? As a criminal are you better off burning off your finger-prints or shaving your head? One of my neighbors throws outrageous Tuesday night parties and the other wants to be friendly and talk whenever we pass in the hall, which one should be arrested?