Lazy Dog Eye | Brandon & Daniel's Podcast #90

Brandon & Daniel’s Podcast — full episodes, clips, highlights, and weekly uploads.We break it all down — the aftermath, the science of throwing up, why it somehow feels good after, and the worst feeling known to man: needing to throw up and [sync sound effect] at the same time.From there the conversation spins the way it always does — straight from sickness to comedy, to dogs destroying furniture, to life advice that probably shouldn’t be taken. Daniel goes on about his parents’ dogs eating their beds, Brandon starts talking about failed stitches, old scars, childhood injuries, and somehow we end up debating the Oregon Trail, drowning statistics, and why people still can’t swim.There’s no guest to hide behind this time, no structure, no Quick Questions — just real chemistry between two hosts who’ve done this long enough to know when to lean in and when to let it breathe. We talk editing, censorship, why we stopped cutting things out, and how every big show you love got big by keeping the weird, uncomfortable moments in.We talk about building the studio, the infamous bench, and the idea of making guests literally sit on portraits of our faces. We talk about signing the bench, building our own culture, and what it means to create something permanent. Then we spiral into stories about lifeguard days, hot moms at the YMCA, near-drownings, and one of the funniest tangents we’ve had all year.There’s real friendship energy here — us arguing about who lied about leaving early, why Daniel still checks people’s locations like a detective, and why Brandon refuses to share his. Then the conversation swerves into conspiracies, Big Pharma, antibiotics, pigs, onions in socks, Tesla’s Mad Max mode, and how every conversation we have somehow ends with the same sentence: “We should probably cut that out.”But we didn’t.That’s the difference. Episode 90 is pure unfiltered Brandon & Daniel — the version that built this show from nothing. No fake bits. No over-production. Just real talk, oversharing, bad ideas, and moments that remind you why you started listening in the first place.Topics include:– Brandon’s mid-episode meltdown– The science of throwing up vs [sync sound effect]– The dog crime investigation– Childhood scars and near-death stories– Why editing kills authenticity– Bench signings and permanent mistakes– Lifeguard confessions– Location-sharing paranoia– Medicine, conspiracies, and onion socks– Tesla Mad Max mode (Brandon’s new obsession)– Building a legacy one disgusting story at a timeTIMESTAMPS:0:14 INTIMATE/FIRST TIME SITTING ACROSS0:55 TAPPING OUT OF A PODCAST 02:21 ON THE BOWL THROWING IT UP04:03 FINGER IN THE MOUTH 05:02 DR. DAN 06:49 WOUNDED ANIMAL07:41 LAZY DOG EYE08:12 DOGS IN A CAGE 09:25 LESS EDITING 10:09 COUNTRY COMEDY ROAST 13:33 NOTHING PRODUCTIVE 15:01 DRINKING ON ANT- BIOTIC16:23 STITCHES17:30 DIDN’T KNOW YOU IN YOUR DADS BALLS20:40 LIFEGUARDING WATCHING HOT CHICKS 23:20 CENSORING MORE OR LESS25:01 PORTRAIT OF US ON THE SEAT33:46 HALLOWEEN 36:01 BEARD AT 1237:25 ALL NATURAL LUIGI39:40 ONIONS IN YOUR SOCKS/FLU BOMB43:25 YOU REMIND ME OF TICKLE 44:50 I THOUGHT WE COULD LEARN45:50. TESLA FREE ENERGY  47:25 PROJECT ALMANAC52:50 MAD MAX MODE IN TESLA 59:44 GERMAN SOPRANOSBRANDON & DANIEL'S PODCAST:Youtube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BrandanpodcastSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/17rnNHuaeBCXIAqIReirYx?si=m69pZbx4Rg2pbEyIsz2ZRwApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ariel-and-brandons-podcast/id1781438896FOLLOW USX: https://x.com/BranDanPodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandanpodTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brandanpodcast