Leaked Pentagon Tape Details Alien Demands to Avoid Invasion of Earth

On this episode, we unpack a leaked Pentagon tape revealing first contact isn't an invasion - it’s a cosmic audit. An extraterrestrial enclave has issued three non-negotiable demands, from banning viral teen slang to rooting out other extraterrestrials in the IRS. With a December deadline looming, listen in to see if humanity can survive this interstellar bureaucracy.