Leave Me Alone (Please and Thank You)

Hi, I’m Amy. I’m 36, antisocial, sarcastic, married, a lesbian, and somehow still standing despite living in a shoebox with a toddler, a Dobermann who thinks she’s my boss, a Dalmatian who silently judges my life choices, and a kitten planning to overthrow us all.In this first episode of Leave Me Alone, I break down:​Why supermarket aisles turn into survival games.​How “friendly dog owners” are actually public enemies.​The Olympic chaos of field walks with dogs (and a toddler who thinks he’s one of them).​And why extroverts need to stop asking me to “come out” like I’m a raccoon in a shed.Basically, if you’ve ever hidden in your car to avoid running into someone you know, faked being asleep to dodge visitors, or felt personally victimized by small talk — congratulations, you’ve found your podcast.Like therapy, but with more dogs and less human interaction Relatable? Absolutely. Social? Never.