LeBron Quit The Lakers For A Team Of Senior Citizens

LeBron James told the Lakers he's leaving, and the whole internet turned into a GM. The leading rumor: he joins Steph Curry, Anthony Davis, and Draymond Green on the Warriors — a super team that's basically three 40-year-olds and a buffet. Then there's the Bronny clause: LeBron reportedly waited until the last second to leave so his son's extension got locked in first (J Dawg says corruption, Mike says good parenting). Meanwhile everyone is FLEEING Los Angeles — Kawhi gone, LeBron gone, Giannis off to Miami for the weather and the tax break, Jaylen Brown probably next. Plus the World Cup is loose in America: Germany's out on penalties, Morocco knocked out the Dutch, the Scotland Tartan Army drank Boston dry, and the World Cup FINAL is somehow being played at MetLife — a stadium one English fan reviewed as having "six pissers for about 10,000 people." We also get into the fake betting tracker coming to the app, why Mike's son thinks the TV only plays football, and a heavy, important one on Chris Johnson and going to the doctor. 📱 Sports Hangover is on iOS. Live scores, your teams, the podcast, TSH Daily, and the Hangover Hotline. Drop a 60-second take, we play it on the show: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/sports-hangover/id6762103937 📱 The Sports Hangover iOS App: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/sports-hangover/id6762103937 📰 Newsletter: thesportshangover.substack.com 📧 Email: [email protected] 📸 Instagram: @thesportshangover 🎵 TikTok: @thesportshangover Subscribe and hit the bell so you don't miss next week's show. Timestamps 00:00 — Intro: New Haircuts, Going Bald, and Seasonal Baldness 02:15 — BREAKING NEWS: LeBron Is Officially Not A Laker 03:00 — LeBron To The Warriors? The Senior Citizen Super Team 04:45 — Can An Old-Man Roster Actually Beat The Thunder? 05:30 — The Bronny Clause: Corruption Or Good Parenting? 06:45 — LeBron's Legacy And The LA Clippers Problem 09:00 — J Dawg's Pitch: The MSG Farewell Tour 11:30 — Everybody Is Fleeing LA (Kawhi, Giannis, Jaylen Brown) 15:30 — Mike Goes Sober + The World Cup In America 17:00 — Korean BBQ, Cowboy Bars, and Watching Soccer Dry 18:00 — Germany Out, Morocco Advances, The Case For PKs 20:30 — ChatGPT Filled Out The Bracket (It Went Chalk) 21:30 — The Scotland Tartan Army Drinks Boston Dry 22:30 — Tom From England Reviews MetLife: 6 Urinals, 10,000 People 23:30 — Why The World Cup Final Should Be At SoFi 25:00 — NFL Season Prep: Seahawks Tickets and James's TV Theory 27:30 — Coming To The App: A Fake Betting Tracker 28:45 — One For Chris Johnson: ALS, Health, and Go To The Doctor 30:00 — Outro + Hangover Hotline + App Plug