Lentils Suck

from Rumble Strip · host Erica Heilman / Rumble Strip

“That’s the thing about lentils, if they were going to soften, they would have already fucking softened. Honestly, you’d be better off waiting for someone who didn’t find you remotely attractive to fall in love with you.” This show is from an article by writer Sarah Miller, and it appeared in FoodandWine.com. The title is self explanatory. Welcome. Sarah Miller lives in Nevada City, California. She’s the author of Inside the mind of Gideon Rayburn and The Other Girl. She also has a series called the Nevada City Wine Diaries, in which she does not use the word ‘buttery’ and sometimes only tangentially writes about wine. Here is a link to the full lentils essay in foodandwine.com. The music for this show is made by David Schulman of Quiet Life Motel, and is from his new album, Anhinga.

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That’s the thing about lentils, if they were going to soften, they would have already fucking softened.

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