Welcome top of the morning top in space. There is no top of the morning You have nothing to worry yourself top of the horizon. How about top of a cryo sleep to you? Welcome welcome to bad guys in space or baddies in space.
I forget what I said last week baddies in space I'm baddies is good. Yeah, it's not like a snally you can go to space still you know bad TV space. Yeah, no Megan the astronaut. Yeah, you know she can come yeah, she's a peer girl.
Yeah. Do you see those guys came back down from space? Those people that were stuck up there for nine months. No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah, they were stuck up there We couldn't get them down. You know what I would have said if I was one of those guys leave me up here Yeah, I said I think I'm okay. I think I'm good right where I am. I know that they've been communicating.
It's fine Sorry, go ahead. No, I just I know they've been communicating so they like know what's going on But I think it would be very funny to be like So they've been up there for nine months. So we had an election It's bad now They come down there like why is this statue of liberty? Yeah buried in the sand of the beach Why is it being shipped back to France?
Yeah, I forgot about that. Wow. Yeah, you know that thing I have in today. Yeah.
Yeah. No, this that's how fast everything It's like somebody is just like driving a top speed past you and I'm just like News And the did you see some dipshit Twitter account was like here's here's the new Statue of Liberty. Oh, it's like a Trump No, it's just like a ripped guy It's like cool the fascist imagination is that it's about the size of the bedroom. I mean, you know The fascist imagination is they all they want to do is just like see a bunch of ripped guys oiled up Yeah, you know is it's like building your whole life around being like this is my year.
Yeah We're like I'm getting shape. I'm turning around this way. I got some ideas. I know how to fix all this I was listening to this podcast Hip pocket with its Drew McWeenie is a movie guy His new podcast he has he had Jason Pargent on who was a cracked editor, right?
He's a writer for the John dies at the end exactly reads writes a bunch of these random bunch of books But he brought it so everybody brings on three movies to talk about usually they share some sort of a theme These were three from 1999 was office space American Beauty and Fight Club, right? Obviously, there's the Kevin Spacey of American Beauty, right? But one of the thing that like all of them share is that like the main character is trying to just go back to adolescence They're like I hate my life. I hate being an adult I just want to be 16 and have no responsibilities anymore and specifically with Fight Club How it's like how to start a cult and how Tyler Durden is?
What like Android 8 and all of these guys are now? It's just like here's what a man is and like stepped with one important difference Hot yeah, well, yeah, not a cell all these guys think that they're hot to sell but yeah, they're all trying to know They're gonna only be one there can only be one yeah Brad Pitt and Michael like in this well There can only be one Brad Pitt and Fight Club, but there can only be four Leprechaun movies plus the ones I made after the subject of today's episode Yes, which is leprechaun four colon in space in space could call it leprechaun in space Could call it leprechaun for leprechaun in space in the in space no one can hear you tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy tidy Yeah in space No one can hear Hear the pipes of pipes of call that's it pipes the pipes of call there is you want to know the actual tagline? Yeah One small step for man one giant leap for terror. Yeah, would you agree?
No, but that's a good tagline for this movie How scared were you watching? Yeah, not I was so fucking free I do like so like going through the IMDB trivia here how this started out as the writer and directed writer and director same guy No, well the director it started out as a Brian Trenchard Smith He saw Apollo 13 and he was like what if with leprechaun and and people just keep seeing stuff and being like what if I What if that were my movie what if I made that? Talk about this on Friday, but the origin of the series is the writer seeing a lucky charms commercial and being like no What if he was like fucking crazy about wanting the lucky charms? Yeah, what if he really wanted those fucking things really want it?
Which like to us that's like you know dark reboot, you know, there's been a million of these like little videos that get me Yes, imagining what it would be like if the teletubbies were psychos. That's what I mean every one of these These characters that keep entering the public domain now like Winnie the poo and now pop-eye and all these guys They're like it's almost immediate that like some shitty horror movie comes out where like now pop-eye Just he rips your spine right out with his big forearms, and then oh I heard he's like an alcoholic actually Yeah, it's got some real problems If you were not a coward you would have paid for the rights like Robert Altman exactly and you would have ponied up and Filmed in Malta and left that shit standing and left that shit standing as a tourist destination. That's right Rob Yeah, if we ever make it big. We're going to Malta, baby.
Oh It's like a like a hobo's idea Like you found like a island man like a brochure in the trash Malta yeah, it's got like yeah like marinara sauce spilled on it And you're like one day one day one day I'm gonna make it real big and I'm gonna Mota the most beautiful place in the world I'm gonna get my I'm gonna get a tall skinny lady and we're gonna we're gonna eat hamburgers in Malta Geez you a pop-eye guy the movie pop-eye or just the character the IP I guess yeah intellectual pop-eye I think therefore I am Very good Yeah, I mean it's fine the cartoons you know It's it's like old timey cartoons used to be just like ah it's like this guy does the one thing and that's all he's gonna Do right he eats the spinach he fucks up a blue-o and then he gets the goal you'll he does get the coils Um, did you say that though? They tell you about there's a cafe by me that I really like where they have like a cold case by the red you know cold case You know cold case. Yeah, that's when like a murder has a hard time right out of clues Yeah Cold case where they keep the pastries in the what happened sure but it's like a display case well There's broke I guess at some point and so now it's filled completely with pop-eye memorabilia You did tell me this it's a sight to say they've done a wonderful job with the place You would love this place Rob they have a full-size R2 d2. Oh shit.
Yeah, can I get inside? There's a big sign that says do not fuck art the R2 d2 Yeah, I mean the pop-eye movie that's fun, right? I think I haven't seen it in a million years But I remember being fun when I was a kid. Yeah, it might be bad.
Who knows who knows bleach blind Robin Williams though. Yeah, that's funny That's funny. It's not as normal hair color at all fuck it. What's her name?
Shelly D Shelly D Shelly Duvall like the the role she was born to play seriously. Yeah, what are the odds? Yeah, oh yeah Rob Robbins just like has been working with Shelly Duvall for like several movies at that point and he's just like I don't want to fucking make pop-eye, but I feel like I have to be Shelly he finally worked up the dinner to be like Has anyone never told you just like olive oil from pop-eye cartoons? Yeah, yes everyone I've ever met is told me that Would you be interested in being all the oil on one condition?
We're filming this bitch in Malta. We're going to multi-beam Bang zoom smash got Malta So we're not Malta we're in space of course This is the fourth leprechaun movie interesting Dan the fourth one seems to be a turning point in these Serieses I don't find that interesting sound like pop-eye Yeah, sure that's it. I can't do it pop-eye. Yeah, that was different.
I was like Jimmy Stewart There's different guy. I'll get your hands off my girl blue. No, I'll wall up. Yeah, I lost my spinach regular man No, you got critters for in space.
Yep. You got leprechaun for in space. Surely those are your only two examples week of course We're doing hell-raiser in space. It's bloodlines, but it's it's a fourth one.
Yeah, it's a Three movies and then you run out of ideas. Yeah, although Jason, you know Fred 13th. No, I'm pop-eye That was that's like the 10th one right because it's Jason X it's an ex it is a 10th one But to be fair it seems like they ran out of ideas as well, but they just kept hammering at it. They were like that's what kids Way out of all words.
Yeah, we must kill them. Yeah every year every year. There's a Friday the 13th And we must murder children in the woods Well, I'll tell you what if this is a turning point the leverage leverage on French I didn't I didn't mean to This is a turn for the better because this is a good movie. You think it's a good movie I think it's zany it is a nice fuck I got I Feel I am mixed on this because there is there is some stuff in here where I'm like way on board with mostly the doctor Mitten hand stuff.
Yeah, dr. Mitten hand is a I mean that guy's a star He gave him the Oscar. Yeah, honestly I mean who was nominated this fucking year because it wasn't me and it should have been I mean this was really straight to video So maybe that was an issue out sure but it's a Technically just print all you just print for your consideration on the on like the VHS sleeve. Yeah, he's gone.
This guy Guy signer who plays dr. Mitten hand he goes he's gone full dr. Strange love is what's going on here sure He's he's German as hell. He's German as hell.
He's not in control of his body None of it. Um and then he's also but he's also he's also a bundle fly. He is a bundle fly Well, he's doesn't call himself like mitten bug or something at one point. He does like a he does like a bundle fly Yeah, he's like I have become mitten spider or something mitten spider.
Yeah, which doesn't even like it doesn't even like follow the same You know formula or whatever. Yeah, but yeah mitten hand stuff. That's great. I could do with a lot less I forget his name, but he's credited on IMDB as metal head the like the sergeant of the platoon.
So yeah, man So metal head well, let's let's yeah, let's get it get some of the stuff out of the way So 1996 straight to video you got you're sending the leprechaun a space. Okay, the director here was a Brian Trettured Smith Trenchard Smith He's directed a ton of Low quality like there's like a movie called turkey shoot. That sounds like a good time actually Well, I'll tell you what BMX bandits Nicole Kidman's first movie. I could see that being a big movie for you BMX bands I've never seen it actually it will yeah if I I mean listen if I had seen it it would have been a big movie for me 100% Well, there's like if there's like a karate BMX movie.
Oh, well, yeah, I would have seen it. Yeah It doesn't exist that's even that's that's a shame. I add that to our list of screenplays to be written It crunny at BMX film. It's like an Australian director.
He's directed a ton of like What's this other one that I just saw dead end drive-in which has one of those VHS covers that I just remember It's like a guy's face and I just I've never actually seen the movie. I just know that VHS cover Did you know now this is something I can't Elaborate on but I did confirm it. Okay Quentin Tarantino was a big fan of Brian Trenchard Smith is he yes, he being you know an osmolitation Director yeah, I love it man Wait when he made turkey shoot man like The way I could it was something in the gesture where I was like I was doing Norm McDonald doing Yeah, it only does like a handful of fucking impressions what he fucking nails them so hard That was like the thing about chef man. You got it.
I say I have a huge head okay. I mean it's like physically big right The uh, the worries Tarantino telling Walter Cronkite dress like the gimp It's a Daryl Hammond as Walter crying kite dresses game He's like so like you're into like hardcore gay sex right and you're like a sexual demon you like you live in a box right man Cronkite's just like yes Let's do it. It's very silly. Oh my god.
So that's BTS. That's BTS And he gets the idea because he sees Apollo 13 and I think he like does a shitty Photoshop You know the cover the poster for Apollo 13. It's like Tom Hanks is like face in the suit It's sort of like looking back being like oh, yeah He just does that but takes out Hanks's face opposed left-on-space there. That's that's very similar to James Cameron It really is he's turning the ass and aliens into a dollar side like how it has this how does this mess right except this is like subtracting money Apollo negative 13 what Apollo 13 That's how much we're gonna earn on this thing of course starring war with Davis as leprechaun although never referred to as a leprechaun here He is the alien the creature the being creature the shape the shape.
Yeah, the xenomorph distinctive Um, yeah, I don't think you need to refer to him as a leprechaun to there's a lot of visual storytelling happening with his character Sure where you look at him and as he points out he's got buckles on me shoes and that's how you know that's how you know Brent jasmer right yeah as books Again the director was just like this guy looks like Sylvester Stallone a little bit. He's my star No, there are no this is starring no one right Jessica Collins as Tina. It's just sort of a pretty lady, right? Yeah Yeah, what more do you need?
What would you need this? You got guy signer who plays dr. Mitten him just steals absolutely every scenes in mouth full of scenery Yep always yeah, what's that smell is it ham? The wickedly talented Rebecca Carlton as Yes, this is princesses arena.
Yeah, she's not in she's in an episode of charmed. She's in some Baywatch Oh every actor in this is like they did an episode of a watch they did an episode of char like they're just sort of one Nerd to episodes of this or that and throughout the I'd a question for you except for Dolores of course of course I wanted to ask you one quick thing before we get into Dolores sure Do you remember why we were talking about the TV show aka poco heat? Oh? Because because this Rebecca Carlton Chico was in one episode of it.
It's not important. You know you can just say no and we can move on Not work We can move on I mean, why would we be talking about aka poco? It came up it came up. I don't remember.
Yeah, and that's okay I don't I don't know HTTPS colon backslash backslash WW dot move on dot work. Yeah, because So I don't remember why we were talking about a cocoa heat, but I know that I downloaded all the episodes on to Plex Oh my god Not to you know, it's it's legally you paid. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure love you're gonna get Exaggerated to wherever aka poco stand trial It's just like surfer dude is like Your self-counseler oh Set your you are hereby sentenced to death by high-tied and then they tie you to the pier Yeah, right in the water just rises pretty grizzly stuff. Yes.
Yeah, it's Aka poo is not a faint of heart now. I can go heat. I never seen it, but it seems like one of the shows That's just like almost like a skin and max thing. It's almost a soft core pornography Well, I'm gonna tell you something without you know Yeah, leprechaun four is like a porn parody without porn 100% the whole time I'm watching it I was like this feels so much like a soft core porn.
I'm waiting for everybody to just start fucking what is what is taking everyone so long And Rebecca Carlton does whip her boobs out for well I'm gonna say it no reason no good reason. Well, yeah, I mean the again This is in the IMDB trivia, but the studio was pressuring BTS to Korean pop-and the director of this film. I'm just kidding exactly what you were talking about that's who comes to mind first for me Right when you say BTS. Yes, his films are smooth like butter.
That's right No, the studio is pressuring him to have tits in the movie and So they they have a scene where the print the princess exposes her rest to people But within the world of like she's a princess alien from another planet or whatever and in her culture when when The princess exposes her breasts to people that means that those people are sentenced to death stupid. It's not bad It's bad. You know, that's a that's a bad work around for you know, just getting some nudity in your film, but whatever you know So instead when they you know, he should have done was malicious compliance and been like guy signer Yeah without your dick without your dick. I like when I do malicious compliance.
I like that Who are they just directors anybody? Oh, you want you want some nudity in this? It's gonna be no one's gonna like it But yeah, I mean there really is no better feeling than like rubbing your boss's nose in their own bad idea Oh my god 100% anytime anytime you can do that. Yes, please So that is that's Rebecca Carlton then you have Tim Chari I guess yeah, called cherry as metalhead who's like they're sergeant.
He's also Yep, good day big old plate in his head big. That's how he gets his name. Yeah, he half of his head is missing and it's a big metal plate But he plays he's in the movie full metal jacket. He's the helicopter gunner who is shooting women and children and Joker asks him.
This is not you know, follow you to a Joker, right? This is a Joker Matthew Modin's Joker He asked how you could shoot women and children and he's like it's easy. You just don't lead them as much because he's a bad guy You don't lead them as much was that mean you don't when they're running? They don't because they're slower.
Yeah, okay, so you don't have to you. You know, anyway, that's nasty It is nasty, but that's that's that's a nasty guy from You know about a nasty war that's He was originally supposed to be the drill sergeant the Arley Ernie character in full metal jacket Wow and you see this and you can't help But be glad you can't help her wonder what we missed out on yeah Stan listen, I was thinking what if my character had a big metal plate? You know movies called full metal jacket. It's a hand-in-glove sort of thing Stan.
Yeah, listen Stan man. Stan man. Hey man Then you have the character of six played by Miguel at New Year's Junior fan You know, so I know this guy from some fucking other movies man. He's in return a living dead good movie I knew you were gonna say that well, that's a good movie man.
I knew you were gonna say I know him from return on living dead I've never seen it. We should we should watch it you like it this guy folks. You got understand this guy's text to me all The day saying we got to do a series about this we got to do a series about that I do do that don't I? It's truly not all hours.
It's not all I only I've only thought of it because because you had a suggestion earlier today as well Yeah, which was a good suggestion might I add yeah Every once in a while. I'm just like you know what it'd be fun to do is just like a four or five movie run of like something You know a guy or a thing yeah, you're you're saying I was a Schrader to Schrader pulse raider because we're always talking about first reformed kind of always talking about first reformed I mean it is kind of always So I've been rewatching Twin Peaks and I watched an episode and I was like I wonder what we said about this episode two years ago And the first ten was about first reform Can't guess what we said about the episode I think he's a good director When they do copper drink a coffee I like I like that the TV shows almost like movies because how good it is Oh, hey man That's who we want to be yeah that guy is back at hey man. Hey man. Hey man So this guy Miguel Nunez, so he's in return to the living dead he plays a character named spider.
He's also in Friday the 13th part five And He's all is that just something you have instant recall on or you know I know I know that one and then he's also in the Street Fighter movie the Van Dam one So this I mean it's not exactly a lightweight here, you know And then he's in the proper con for he's doing this is crazy this movies, you know It's setting like the distant future and shit and he is They got him doing some stereo types Yeah, this is just like I mean this movie is in a lot of ways like humanity at its worst at the time Yeah, one of media at its worst What I will say well real quick you really wanted to talk about Dolores well Yeah, the actress Deb Dunning who plays a character Dolores. Oh, I'm sorry. She was only on a hundred and thirty six episodes of home improvement That was pretty good right that was really good. She's seen out of me the character of Heidi the sexy assistant on On Tim the toolman Taylor's TV show.
Oh and even recognizer I think Pam Anderson at one point was the assistant, but then this this lady she becomes cost less she went ahead and cost less That's right. Yeah She's the one who is about to make it with That mooch or kowalski one of these kowalski kowalski when the leprechaun Aliens out of his crotch, which is funny that is funny It would have been funnier if they did more of an alien parody with it Mm-hmm and it would have been I think even better if you saw the dick and like he came out of the urethra like splitting the dick like a Like sausage that's been oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. You made me hang kill.
I was so gross. Oh, oh Robbie You offended my delegates and abilities Yeah, so that's the cast it would have been it would have been good if they had a graphic close-up of a man's urethra tearing in half I think it would have We should at least try we could yeah, we should shoot it so we have it. Yeah, I don't yes We should shoot it first before they cut funding to this movie, you know No, funding was cut this movie is jam-packed. Yeah jam-packed and we start on an asteroid.
Yeah, I mean We start in it's on a spaceship and the marine really convincing CGI spaceship That's another thing in the trivia is like they rendered it once and they should have done it more No need no need we got it Yeah, it's They're kind of doing like an aliens rip off kind of thing where it's like space marines going in taking out like you know Do whatever it's a rescue me. We got to save the princess whatever bullshit, right? And we get There's some like dumb banter between all of them to where they're trying to like build a little you know some character whatever It's it's all very like when I was watching this I was like oh is this what this movie? Are they sending space marines after leprechaun cuz all right I'm in They yeah, they lose the threat pretty quickly so we get yeah, we get this all set up talk about how his head is made of metal Yes, metal head.
I mean and then we go over to the asteroid where there's a sexy princess and a leprechaun yeah the sexy princess Like exactly dress like princess like the sleigh of Leia outfit put like similar yeah, right? She's got like shells have some like weird hair kind of thing going on and she's covered in body glitter. Yes So you know to show that she's nailing So the leprechaun appears he's wearing a tuxedo. Oh yes, this is first thing he's doing a bit now Rob Yeah, I haven't seen two or three.
I'm assuming you have I have not neither. I've only again. I've only seen leprechaun one In watching that for the for the Friday episode and now I've seen leprechaun for that's a shit Not a leprechaun guy. I thought for sure you would have at least seen leprechaun in the hood.
No Okay, so what I'm what I'm noticing jumping from one crazy goes to the hood in three and then back to the hood in five Can't get enough goes to space and then back to the hood me old stomping grounds. I'm sure it's very racially sensitive Listen here's what I'm getting at sure the jump going from one to four. Yeah, hold on leprechaun five is in the hood I thought that was two or three Doesn't matter. Let me get this out.
Yeah the quip rate for this leprechaun has gone up so Exponentially and I'm so that's crazy. He's they really they've they've cruderized him in a in an important and meaningful way Oh, you're right five. He's in the hood and then six. He's back in the hood.
Sorry. Go. Okay. No, no That's okay, cuz I didn't know I thought he went to the hood then to space them back to the hood me too completing his journey Yeah, but the space I guess is set like Very far in the future because there's like an integral intergalactic space federation.
Yeah Just trying to map all this out. Uh-huh. Yeah, we gotta We have to get the continuity correct here with the fucking leprechaun franchise, you know your words might wound me Yep, except for the fact that I know that you bought all the self-land sales comics and always have that that's right In the con cut bra and the con cut bra. Hey man.
Hey man. Hey man. So it's the only one to watch Um The lep is fully activated. He's in full cruder mode.
He's got a line for everything. He's wearing little costumes He's being a cartoon character. This is what it always should have been always first one not so much They can't the budget might be too high to do this kind of jackeying right, but we don't have the budget for these jokes No, no, we have too much budget to be as stupid as the premise of the movie requires Well, yeah, that that is the thing they're like the first one seems like it's trying to be a real horror movie Not maybe not a real horror movie, but like I try to be a real movie I guess this feels like we are going straight to video here This is this is going to be trash that is watched by like, you know, 13 year old maybe 10 year olds, you know, like yeah Yeah, well, here's what here's what I'll say about budgets though. The budget of the original was $900,000 in 93 okay, this one from 96.
I'm here three years later. Mm-hmm 1.6 mill. Wow, it's all on the screen. It's all there It's all on the screen It's not this is a real cheap looking thing.
Huh? Oh, it looks like shit. It's highly affordable So anyway plot wise the leprechaun Talks to the space princess. Yeah, he's like I'm gonna marry you and she's like no you gross me out and he's like no His plan is to marry the space.
No, I don't. Yeah, no, I don't Yeah, he wants to marry the princess so that he could then become King of space Yeah, King of whatever planet she's from have all of the gold Yeah, he gold not me gold right. He's he gold he gold he gold yeah, but he's also showing off his gold Right. He sets up a you know I got to wouldn't it be nice to put our gold together?
Yeah, and that's sort of Windsor over of course He you know conjures a romantic candle it dinner for them with his leprechaun magic and Yeah, he shows the jewels and they both sort of like in a very dare I say in almost Shakespearean aside Now to kill one another after their wedding night. Yeah That's part of it that we think The thing that's going off the space marines though, right? Mm-hmm space marines are hired by dr. Mitten hand to kill this little bad guy and get the princess now The space marines are hired by dr.
Mitten hand dr. Mitten hand mitten hand to assassinate a leprechaun and save the space princess Yeah, that's what I said, okay, and then There's a doctor who's brought in a Tina dr. Tina who? She knows I guess a lot about Space princess princess physiology.
Yeah. Oh No wonder they brought you in dr. Tina. He must know a lot about space princesses being one yourself Oh, you saw hot and me she has to go over go She goes with the space marines and there's this whole thing about them like not one bring her along got it It doesn't matter.
She's a it's you know what it reminded me of it reminded me of Sicario. Oh, did it right Emily Blunt's character They're like she's just a pencil pusher. Yeah, whatever. She's not like us.
Yes But your tina's the same thing dr. Tina's the same thing as Emily Blunt's character in Sicario. Yeah, um, this is a land of Irishman By the way happy Saint Patrick's. Oh, of course.
Yeah, I'm not saying Patrick's saying Jeet and corns be for up. Oh boy. Did I did you yeah? Actually did you make one?
No, we had it at the place. Okay, okay? Did you know I have gout you know that you know I can't eat corn No, I can't even like it that much to be honest. I like it fine I think it's fine as well, but it's weird to be like our cherished dish of wet beef.
What are you we're Italian over here? What are you gonna like fucking pull me away with your kind of basically boiled beef? Yeah? Oh, you like boiled potatoes?
Yeah, I mean sure when they're mashed I like that You know I say it on that I said get it the fuck away from me. Oh, I'm like boy beef. I like bragio I don't like mashed potato. I like gnocchi.
I do I like these are both better. They are Well, what if you put it on a slice of rye bread, huh? What if you put potatoes on rye bread? Yeah, what if you what if you put a slather on some mustard and you put on some corned beef And on some rye bread.
What if you put it on a slice of bread that tasted bad? What do you think? I like rye bread? It's fine.
It's delicious. It's not stop. I'm taking the stance. You're gonna make me cry No, well, that's the thing I find so fascinating and listen I got mad respect for the Irish or at least James Joyce and the IRA And Barry and Barry Keating Sorry, I'm not gonna give up our some no one has ever better summarized what the Joker is all about I know I love I love Irish shit.
No, however part Irish are you I am I know that yeah Podcast over that's tough. That's tough. That's tough to hear what I was gonna say is like we all know the food sucks It's crazy to you that there's like wait a second. Yeah, yeah Do you marry I you know it is what it is whatever I went to Ireland maybe like 10 or 12 years ago, and I got to say the food was actually awesome It wasn't it was it they had all kinds of stuff well like meatloaf said oh stews hardy soups is Welsh rare bit and Irish thing Or is that a British thing?
I don't know it sounds like a British thing might be a Welsh thing based on the name Anyway, anyway, well, that's great. I'm happy for you I'm happy to see they had hamburgers there, but their hamburgers were a little bit different They were like it was those were almost like a meatloaf in burger form which is a different thing, but a delicious thing I gotta say sure But that's wonderful all I was gonna say is corn beef is like there's pastrami like why would you ever it's crazy? How little you have to do differently to make it like make it matter to better Just like if we did this and yeah, the Jewish are like what about this what if it was good the Jewish Is that bad it's not but it sounded bad right? It sounded like grammatically.
It's not I didn't want to say the Jews Well, that's okay. I guess oh but It's it's that one. This is I'm not breaking new ground saying this I guess all in the inflection Yeah, if I was like the Jews yeah Yeah, anyway the leprechauns anyway the Irish So yeah, the the space marines show up to get in a firefight with the leprechaun. Yeah, they lose the first guy to die Isn't it guy named lucky?
Mm-hmm. That's funny, right? That is that's a good joke. That's that's some and let's talk about how lucky Dye so lucky one, you know They hear people coming this princess in this leprechaun and they both hide yes Lucky sees a table full of precious gems and jewels of course big big costume plastic Yeah, I mean this shit looks like they sell it at party city.
It's like a very spirit Halloween Yeah, it's very but but he says oh I'm rich. I'm rich. Oh boy Mama was right when she named me and he starts scooping it up of course. Yeah, and what does the leprechaun do?
But fire up a lightsaber he does he has a little lightsaber cut lucky's leg off That must have been so exciting in the trailer. Oh, yeah The leprechaun having a lightsaber yeah, yeah because at that point star wars had not become oversaturated like it is today The last Star Wars thing anybody had really seen was 13 years earlier with return to the Jedi right so the when does the special edition come out? 97 or 98 yeah like after this yeah, yeah So like this is truly like there is no Star Wars besides the originals and then you get leprechaun with a lightsaber and you're like I'm in Yeah, it's very exciting. You know any it's like water in a desert my god This thing probably cuts together into a really compelling trailer Probably there's no way to anticipate what the plot of the movie could be based on what's on screen There's no way to know after you see the movie like how did we end up here?
Yes, so they They get in a firefight with the leprechaun. Yes the princess sort of like stupidly wanders into the middle of it like And some of those like the lighting guy on a crystal bell terminator Someone throws a crit almost a Christmas grenade because I was picturing Christmas lights with this dumb laying guy Someone throws a hand grenade at the space princess Causing the leprechaun to sacrifice himself a giant grenade which I couldn't I had to think of like Whichever child's play movie it is where Chuck E. Threade. Yeah, yeah Nod because it's yeah, it's said it in military school and one of the kids jumps on a Yeah, I've seen that might be the only footage from the child's play franchise I've ever seen really yes I think so you haven't seen the one with John Waters No, I haven't that's one he's gross though John Waters.
Yeah. Yeah, but he loves it. He does he loves it He's a sicker like that King of Phil Also, if we ever make it yeah, you know set aside our multi-money. That's locked in yeah, we're financing John Waters next movie Ah Anything you want bro anything you want anything?
Let's take this the most expensive the dog shit budget alone on this thing. Yeah, it's an expensive snuff film So yeah, um speaking of snuff the leprechaun actually exploded he did you can see it on screen I don't know what to fake that no and this is only ten minutes into the movie you're like well, he's dead Yeah, where do we go from here? Well? I'll tell you where we go up the urethra because to celebrate the death of the leprechaun What's that guy's name again?
Kowalski Kowalski takes a victory piss on the Dismembered legs takes a big he desecrates the dismembered leg of the leprechaun much to the delight of his commanding officer Very funny that he pisses on like the leg and yeah his head or something significant in it Just the leg just as he's doing this it's sort of like you know how you're not supposed to pee in a lake in like the Amazon or whatever Oh, yeah, that little thing will swim with your urethra and stick it spikes out. You'll get stuck up there That's right and the same thing can happen with the Irish So always seems like a green light sort of shoot up his pea hole and he's like whoa whoa whoa That felt weird It was probably nothing you said so they all while we walk They leave they take they collect the princess and they leave yeah, right and that's good and that's good They get the princess back on the ship. They sort of wrap her in plastic Plasti Princess is dead wrapped in plastic She in the explosion her hand is also blown off. That's right.
This is an important plot point here Yeah, so she's in like the infirmary. There's another like little doctor guy there the little guy with glasses. Oh sure He's like I don't know. He's like a little weirdo creep.
Um does all over dr. Mitten hands bidding. Oh, also We didn't say this but dr. Mitten hand is giving all of his direction and orders from a tv screen, right?
There's like a It's like a I don't know. What would you how would you describe it like a it's a tv screen built? It's on like a track in the ceiling so it can kind of No, it's not. It's not I thought it was like a Mobile like thing that was oh maybe what are those like one of those like doctor things that actually exists now What are those dr.
Who villains with like oh little whisks for hands and shit, you know? Yeah, oh geez I used to know this and I the dark or darlax darlax darlax darlax It kind of looks like that with like a tv screen like popped on top of it, right? So that's all you know, he kind of like rolls around and gives orders and yells at people from from the tv screen Genetically yeah, and he's I mean the german accent is cranked all the way up. Yeah, it's very silly stuff Or just it's a tour of europe where we insult everyone's culture.
That's right reduce it to its most base caricature So the marines are celebrating in like a full service bar on the ship there. Yeah, there's a bar There's like a couple tables this it looks again This looks like a bad like a cheapo sort of set it looks like one of those sex movies, right? It really just does I don't know what else the district it looks like and it very nearly becomes one well almost because the lores And go all see you're like we're gonna go fuck bye And all the other space marines are like I bet they're gonna fuck As as they're like boy. I wish I was about to fuck as they're like doing like light third base stuff in front of them Yeah, they're like trying to do like innuendo.
Yeah. Yeah, so they go to they go to the other room And you know the other we're being like a hallway warehouse or something that's right? Yeah, it's like to sort of think you know like a metal catwalk with some like that's it Structure metal structures around so I think you know they should start should get she's in his pants He's like a whoa whoa whoa and But but boner right now that's right and every so often he's like ow quit it that hurts and she's like I didn't do nothing and eventually this culminates much note Rob's disappointment. I mean you weren't disappointed by this come on What did you want them to do?
I told you I wanted yeah, you wanted I wanted a vifurcate that cock Like a like a bratwurst that's been on a grill for too long You wanted a shot like in nope when they're going through like the alien digestive tract Yes, but of the leprechaun crawling through his ureter. Yeah doing like yeah maybe maybe you get a shot of like He leprechaun Because at this point wait a second. Mm-hmm I really don't think this is that crazy because the leprechaun did some like crazy magic and like went up into his urethra It's not crazy for us to see him pop out of the urethra after we've already seen him magically go up it You'd have to show well. We didn't see the urethra.
No, it's not like it was a but we saw a shot of his his penis But we saw the piss Where there's smoke there's fire. Yeah, what are we talking about here? We've nothing to the imagination. We were splitting hairs now Come on I at least think here's maybe there's a middle ground here Where like the leprechaun says something you we seem like crawling up the urethra And he says something like if inside your urethra ib in 69 minutes, you'll ejaculate me Dan I saved it.
I saved it. You need a couple of fun little lines there Maybe you know whatever. Yeah, he could have been like or he could have been like what smells weird when he popped out or something Yeah, I don't know. Did you eat asparagus or something?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's good some sort of a smelly p-jog Uh, but then so he does kowalski collapses on the ground and then yes, the leprechaun pops out of like the zipper of his pants and And Dolores is like what the f- And she runs away too scared. I really like so when he emerges to the leprechaun Yes, there's like wire work immediately where they send him like kind of flying across the room Yeah, in a suit.
It's like a force jump. Yes, not to keep making it about Star Wars But he gets his hands on a revolver a pistol pretty quickly. Yeah, and he uh pumps uh, what's her name full of lead? No, not yet.
Oh, he shoots at her. She shoots at her. Yeah, um, Dolores Then you know this guy uh, this the lone looking guy books and uh, dr. Tina.
They have this rapport where she's like, I don't respect you You're just a meathead and he's like well, you're just some doctor, but they're attracted to each other And it's keeps going on like this where he's like, I don't know man. You know, she seems really smart and everything I don't and she's tight. I know my name is books, but I never read one, you know It's one of those ironical nicknames like dumb guys. Yeah, it's like when they uh give a big fat guy the name tiny You know, it's like one of those Or when they named someone minnesota minnesota fat that's because he's from baja california because he's good at pool, you know Um, uh, also the uh, the princess we see her regrow her hand.
Okay. Go off queen Uh, they're uh, you know, they're like wow that's fucking crazy. Uh, document in hand is really into this Um, the little little little weirdo nebishy, uh doctor. He's like he's excited by it So this is something that's process of elimination that must be danny, right?
Uh, yes, there is a carol Oh, yeah, gotta be harreled That's a guy named harreled for sure. Yeah So funny that like these are danny and uh, harreled the two characters there. They don't have a picture on imdb So it does just sort of come down to remembering the guy's name from the movie which you can't Uh, it's impossible if they say it once. Yeah, um, but just knowing how names work in movies that guy's name is danny That's harre on his name is harreled or poindexter.
Right? Um, so uh, she regrows a hand Uh, the marines the space marines now are like wait, uh, what the fuck is going on here that that creature is on the ship And uh, they have to like they're thinking oh fuck. We gotta go get this thing. Um, they go into Um, like a room they send a few guys in with like spacesuits like, um, almost like hazmat suits into this room.
Oh, yeah That was funny. And then one guy ends up they like it's a room full of a flesh eating bacteria. Yes They say this yes, that's what's in the room. It's just it's the room where we keep that That is very funny.
Just like oh don't go in that room. Why not? That's that's where we keep the flesh Like the open air flesh eating bacteria. It's just a whole habitat for it So they go in to find the leprechaun leprechaun cracks the guys, right?
Yeah, it cracks one of the guys like masks and then they drag them out and by the time they drag them out He's just a sea wet skeleton. Yeah, he's big wet So then the space marines are like fuck this we're out of here and they go to dr mittin hand and they're like we're we're done We are our contract is up at midnight, which again, we're in space. There's no clock, but whatever But yeah, it's our Contract is over at midnight. So after that we're done and dr mittin hand throws them like whatever There's a loophole in their contract that they have to do whatever he says.
Yeah, it's it's like in the event of an emergency dr Mitten hand reserves the right to extend your contract. Yeah, it sounds like a the mitten hand clause. Yes. Yeah, it's the mitten clause and then This is the they're in the conference room and they're talking to a mitten hand on the screen and they're like you're not even here, man You can't you can't tell us what to do and then the door really the door's open behind this TV screen and this is more like a Star Trek there's that Star Trek thing right where it's like a guy in a box and it beeps Listen, I'm very new to Star Trek the universe of Star Trek.
I don't I think it's like original Star Trek Okay, but yeah, they parodied it on South Park. Unfortunately, it's my favorite reference here. Oh, well, you're a big South Park guy, right? Yeah, whatever Yeah, whatever fuck it don't care I'll get to I'll get to oh, it's yes.
It's Captain Christopher Pike. Oh He's like in captain Pike was the captain of the Enterprise before Kirk. That's right and he there's like I don't know There's this one episode where he's in like a full-body wheelchair up to his shoulders Oh, I you know what I'm talking about I think I do know what you're talking about It almost looks like one of those saunas that they sell now that like you could keep your you know backroom or whatever Except this guy ain't at no sauna. He's got his he's all jacked up.
Yeah, so anyway dr. Mitten hand is there and he's only half a body He's like he's an arm. He's the upper part of a torso and he's ahead Yeah, and the rest of it is on it's just a mechanical like just a machine on wheels with like tubes and bubbling shit coming out I by the way, I love that the reverse shots You know like the over the shoulder shots of yeah like a puppet Yes, not a puppet just like a dummy so that we could have all these like tubes and machine parts warring and whizzing Yeah, pretty good all of it. I love all of this.
Yeah, he's so good. Like Honestly, like the leprechaun aspect of this is the most boring part of this movie I'm like what is going on with mitten hand here do leprechaun for the rise of mitten hand deal me in Um, and so he's like get back to work basically hunt down the leprechaun um So yeah, I mean like they do that kind of right like, um lord knows they try Oh, that's uh, isn't that like Danny boy, right? Uh, doesn't he oh yeah, he does Danny boy him doesn't he? He Danny boys them.
Yeah, Danny is the one guy who goes with uh sticks and he he turns the six He's like hey, man, why don't we just like hide out since we're gonna make you know We're gonna get paid at the end of this like when we just hide until somebody else bags the celebrity con And then we'll just you know come out and you know get the money And six is like come on man. We're marines. We can't just do that and Danny's like Danny's a coward right How do you feel about that? Yeah, none the first time I've heard that Put that on your little soundboard, right?
You got it clean It's all yours go ahead go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead Danny, I bet uh, I bet If there were character named Robbie people would have some things to say about him too move this way He does all the he uploads all the episodes and he's really good at it He uploads all the episodes and sometimes they're wrong Well, if it were me doing it, they'd be wrong way more often. I promise you that Sometimes he texts me and says what episode we're gonna do next and that way I don't have to decide and also He lets me know when I upload my audio and it's silent which happens every week once a week Hey, man.
Uh, can you re-upload your audio? It's silent. It's completely silent. You didn't do it I know you went through all the steps to do it.
Nothing happened once a week I do this No once a week, uh, so uh So now we know that mitten hen is only part of a guy and uh, he really wants the leprechaun and whatever Not really sure what that's all about But we do find out that uh, the reason that they they kidnap the princess here now Now this seems to be like there we find out the motivation is that uh, the princess her blood which is blue has the ability to regenerate Tissue and and limbs and such so uh mitten hen uh wants to use it to regrow his body In which during this he tells harold that uh, you know, I know you might not see it now But there was one time when I was quite dashing Yeah Harold is just like Just kind of does like a what? Part of it's not right now. Yeah, let's hope it regrows hair to a doctor mitten hen. A Uh, so the marines they go hunting through the spaceship whatever yada yada truly truly yada yada Uh, danny is crushed by a giant metal box.
Uh, that was kind of funny Um, as the first time I've heard that Uh, there's uh, what's her name Dolores? Um, she goes she wants revenge for kowalski's death the guy that she was about to fuck Yeah, you blue balled me you you green motherfucker. Yeah, um She uh, she's teamed up with uh, metal head and uh She she asked him she's like uh, starched you uh, do you think it's like my fault that uh, you know this happened and you know Uh, qualsy ended up dead and he's like no no soldier when I go out. I want to go out with a huge boner, too They make some sort of boner joke.
Mm. Uh, which is reassuring. Uh, yeah, let's her it reminds you what kind of movie we're in here Um, but yeah, Dolores is then uh, uh, she's like thrown over the railing. Uh, she falls to her death Yeah, uh, the leprechaun, you know, she's hanging on by just her her 10 fingers or whatever Yeah, and the leprechaun does a this little piggy went to market on her ass.
Yeah, it does Um, and she falls to her death Yeah, and it's basically rip. I like when the leprechaun cuts his own fingers off to freak Danny out Yeah, right before he crashes him to death. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of funny.
Yeah. Why not do stuff like that. Why not? Ah, I wish the whole movie was stuff like that.
Yeah, um, so then uh, yeah, what else we got? Oh Yeah, they there's the stuff. Okay, the princess wakes up Um, the leprechaun gets there leprechaun is pissed that mitten hand is gonna take her blood and use it It's it's very it's all very convoluted and really doesn't make a difference. I don't don't think um at one point mitten hand has a ball gag in his mouth Um, yeah We're just inches away from pornography.
Yeah, we're inching towards it. We're just never quite there. Uh, you know what I thought was a A funny performance moment was that when dr. Tina is or when the leprechaun is impersonating dr.
Tina Oh, I remember that when to get into the the lab with harrelden dr. Mitten hand He's naked. He's being naked Tina. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and she I thought she was funny being the leprechaun. Yeah, that's what that's kind of funny. Yeah Um, that's all I really have to say about it. Yeah anyway, he gets in there and dr.
Mitten hand game recognize game. Yeah, he kills harreld Um, yeah, he just like guts him like a fish. Well, no, he stabs him first. He stabs him down.
Oh First he said but then he doesn't kill him in that moment. Um, and then harreld is able to like kind of get up and um, and then leprechaun uses his magic powers to throw Metal tray at harreld. Oh, of course. And then smashes it in the face flattens out his head Yes, there's like a it looks like he's like a dick Tracy character or something his face is like fully flattened And it's just like spread out.
It's big circle. He's it's a pancaked head. I would say and he's like, whoa It's pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy um so yeah, they Just they then decide that they're going to so you know harreld was like cooking up some of the princess's blue blood And they have it in a blender already.
Yeah, so of course the leprechaun takes a scorpion And a spider and blends it up with the blood and makes dr. Minh and drink it. Yeah, he injects it. Yeah, whatever Um, yeah, injects it into dr.
Minh and then he goes all like Yeah, and then everybody's like well they run past and they're like well, it looks like he's fucked better better just keep going I think right? Um Then there's that scene where the princess exposes her breasts everybody declaring death to all Um pretty pretty strange Um Then there's a scene where metalhead the sergeant is dressed like a woman Yeah, the long for quite a bit doesn't the leprechaun does magic to him does magic Uh makes him uh makes him forget who he is makes him think that he's like a lady a sexy lady. I guess Yeah, like a sexy lady. Maybe like a dozen dance goes on forever again.
These are all six hours. Yeah, it's It's not good. It's 1996. Maybe this is hilarious.
Yeah, I guess it's hilarious Anyway, that goes on way too long Yeah, I don't know what else it's a real bummer. I'm I'm scrolling through it right now Yeah, I mean it's it's bumming me out Then we cut back to dr. Mitten and dr. Mitten has turned into a giant bug creature half Spider half scorpion part mitten hand.
He's just a disaster. I'm and I'm back The the bummer of that whole scene with the with the sergeant or whatever. Yeah Completely undone by showing me mutant mitten hand because that's good stuff. Yeah, mutant mitten hand is good stuff eventually They have to kill the sergeant and they find out that he was actually a robot the entire time.
Yes, we knew all along sadly Yeah, he was a fan bot of the entire time. He's crazy. I mean never mind he Yeah, it's all I could think of when that happened. It was so needless.
I mean the whole thing. He simply should have just died Um without the cross dressing stuff. I don't know. Yeah.
No, you're right. Oh, I felt bad. Yeah, it's dumb Again, it's 1996. This is like the funniest thing ever is a man dressing like a lady.
Yeah, um, oh in crime He gets hysterical at one point. Oh, well, of course. Ha ha you know how ladies are with their periods anyway, uh, period They uh, they figure out the leprechaun and the princess are gonna self-destruct the ship Yeah, they're gonna leave they're gonna get on whatever the escape pod ship whatever They're gonna leave they're gonna self-destruct it the the ship is now set to self-destruct So sticks has to go up 20 minutes. We have it's great this a mere 20 minutes goes on forever Uh, this ending is crazy.
Uh, it puts sticks goes up to the main computer or whatever Has to try and disarm the auto destruct. Mm-hmm. And then he keeps calling he's like, I need the password What's the password? And and that the books and dr.
Tina are in the uh, uh, the docking area where the their spaceship is where the shrink slash grow ray is Yeah, we forgot to mention this up top, but there's a scene where we show Um The gold the leprechaun's gold gets shrunk down to a manageable size I guess for like cargo shipping purposes and then they'll regrow it crazy But just know that that's there and we can access it. Why not grow that gold to the size of a damn house You could grow it big enough that the leprechaun would be like you can have a little Uh, me gold maybe our gold anyway, uh leprechaun gets shot with the grow ray and becomes big Um, you know this because he looks at himself. He looks down his pants at his leprechaun dick and he says, uh big is Good Crazy. Yeah, that's a crazy thing that happens.
That's where we the effect looks tremendous though Well, because he is so big. Oh, he also puts boils on a beautiful bride's face and that's really hard for her But then they go away. They took away. They clear up pretty quick.
They clear out right up. Um, this guy books He at some point loses his shirt in the last half hour. He's just got no shirt on. He's fully just like ripped.
Yeah, and he's like He looks like he's some for the girls. Yeah, it looks like he just walked off an episode of akapugo Uh Oh, man. So you know this yeah leprechaun gets big. They have to out maneuver him.
Yeah, he gets like Sent out the airlock eventually. Yeah, eventually explodes in outer space. Yeah, sticks is attacked by uh dr. spider hand Um, and then uh But he's able to I guess fight him off whatever but they they kill him eventually they kill dr.
spider hand Um, they stopped the auto explode. They it's fine. Everything is fine. They fire the leprechaun out into space.
He's still big Uh, but they shoot him out into space, right? And um, I think he gives him the finger maybe when he's out there Yeah, his is just a dismembered hand floats across giving the finger. Yeah, and then uh, and the princess She gets like knocked out, um or drugged or something. She gets like a little loopy.
Hmm. I don't know I mean like ultimately like what's ultimately her fate? Uh, ultimately her fate is they just like stick her in a room where she can't escape She's like sort of uh, she's alive, but she is like uh taken off the board. Okay And then uh, oh, you know how they kill dr.
Mitten hand now they freeze him with liquid nitrogen and then they shatter him Of course. Uh the same way you kill a critter. Yes, right a critter in space. The critter in space.
Yeah. Now I I mean, I know I don't want to spoil it, but I know that there's a nitra what is it? Um a nitrogen Yeah, liquid nitrogen. What is this?
Check on? What can I think about? Is that liquid nitrogen liquid nitrogen? I know that there's a liquid nitrogen death in Jason x.
Oh, um I wonder if there's one in how or is it bloodline? I want to be like no because they're like interdimensional sex fiends They are sex fiends, but they are sex fiends in space. They really are wow zero gravity doing all that in zero g's. Yeah, I'm gonna be huge Imagine Imagine topping butterball zero g's the most fiendish Ah, hey, how's it going guys?
It's a little weird sunglasses that he has on I love him. Oh, man. I can't wait to spend time. I love butterball man I like the chatter It's going oh man.
I like the lady one too. Yeah, I was I keep slipping in a walk in when I do it man. Hey man Hey, man. It's what I must remember is that it's basically my normal voice except I say man Yeah, you have to say man.
Yeah They open dope but thrown it looks like a pussy man Uh, so that's a leprechaun four colon in space. It just kind of ends it does just kind of ends It's time to go home leave the theater time for the ushers to sweep well. Yeah, there's no theater again Time to leave your basement get more pizza rolls. Yeah, get more pizza.
Mom has to clean up Yeah, take a shower. You haven't showered a day. Yes Um Yeah, I mean like it's uh, there's more shit going on in this movie than the first movie, right? Which we talked we will get into on Friday, but I think we're both kind of underwhelmed by that It was a real critters situation For me in that in that you had a great time.
I don't understand. I don't understand what you mean by that But even even you yourself admit no, it's it's a movie sucks. It's yeah. No, I didn't say critters sucks I love cradys and he admit it leprech Is it's just not for me?
I but like again, these are these are guys you have to like grow up with if you you have to see like critters or leprechaun or shit When you're like 10 years old and you think this is the funniest shit in the world. You know, that's true That's fair and glad to say I was never corrupted by none of this shit I was too busy reading the classics at nine. Yeah, you're a little boy and you're like, oh, yes in the Confederacy of duchess The classics such as captain underpants Okay Okay, let's rate this thing and review it on letterbox.com slash king epod Got it follow us on letterbox comm slash king epod. Give us a follow and get a taste of things to come You might see a review and you're like, how could they possibly give that two and a half stars and then you'll listen and be like, oh, I guess that was it too.
I guess they just invited the least interesting score You know like at least like the hardest to get outraged by yeah, just so middle of the road. Yeah, I didn't really didn't take it that much I thought that was it stuff. I thought that was a three star movie. Yeah, oh, I guess I guess they're right.
It was two and a half stars Well, we've also been oh, sorry. Go ahead. No, no go on. Sorry.
I was just gonna say we've been having a friendly competition here Oh, yeah, to see who went did I guess whose review wins the day? I didn't either, but I know what mine is Oh, yeah, I did but it did it's nothing. Oh, I just wrote one insane moment after another. Okay.
Well, it's true Maybe it's funny because it's true What is yours mine is just that it's like uh, it's like it feels like a porn parody of itself Yes, ex-less porn parody of itself. Yeah should have had yeah cowards for not showing leprechaun coming out of the urethra Yeah, there we go cowards cowards For not showing the leprechaun capital L coming out of the urethra and then cowards exclamation mark. I'm getting that right. Yeah, a second cowards Well, Rob.
I'm pushing the lead. It's 10 to 9. Oh, no No, that's good. Oh, okay.
Never mind I mean, it's good in as much as like winning is generally thought of as a good thing sure sure Um, it doesn't mean anything. We need stakes for this friendly competition. I would love a steak right now. Okay winner gets a steak What are we playing to?
Feels like 10 would be a natural sort of reset. No, no, no, that's crazy. What if it's first to 10 win by 2? So you know if you win next week, okay, you get a new york strip sure what your cut I'm a ribeye man myself.
Okay. We'll get your ribeye. I like a nice. It's so fatty and buted.
All right. Well, sorry That's what I can't say what kind of snake I like that's you can't say why you like it is what I'm learning Rather not you're about All right, what do you want to rate this thing? I feel like two stars. All right.
I gave it two and a half This is the classic dynamic where I give it half a stop more than you do at all times. Yep, but I I really liked yeah, I really liked all the mitten hand stuff. Yeah, like literally everything with a leprechaun I could have done without the mitten hand stuff was where I was just like every scene with him like what are they doing? Now he's the other gonna turn him into a fucking A brumble fly what and he's gonna.
It's just a robot man. Now. He's a brumble fly That's right and it's gonna be like he saw the fly. Yeah, he knows about it.
He knows about it. Yeah, he likes that movie two stars All right two stars and like you say one for each form of mitten hand great and yeah, I like do you feel like a likes appropriate here? No, no me neither I was thinking about I was like I'll never put it on and if someone's like should I watch this? I'll be like no No, watch like go on youtube watch like a funny scene from it That's what this is.
I could possibly tell anyone to watch this movie if I told somebody watch this movie they would they would be mad at me That's right. Um, all right. All right. It's logged.
It's over. We'll be back on friday to talk about leprechaun one We're going to the source. I own a source just getting Nebraska or south. Yeah north to go to or south to go One of the Dakotas um, we'll be checking in with jennifer aniston of course Um jennifer aniston also you can listen to that on patreon.com slash kingypods sign up for the five dollar month tier You get a week for free and then after that it kicks in but in that week you can listen to all the back episodes We we have a ton of movies that we've watched over there along with all of the full episodes of the twin peaks Yes, rob you were talking about this before you were like, um rewatching twin peaks.
I wonder what I have to say about that me rob I wanted to see if we had anything interesting to say about the stuff No, you guys are what episode are you on? No, you know, I'm on episode uh season one episode five. I want to say but again I listened to the first ten minutes and we talked about the first reform which sure i'm into that Really given this the hard sell, huh? Well at any point you could have said yes, we do have interesting stuff to say I I we get into interesting stuff on that So so it's it's interesting the dynamic though because I've seen the the Episodes once all the way through like a whole series all the way through and at that point you had not seen it And now we've both watched the series right?
I've watched it twice you watched it once and now now rewatching it I'm picking up on more stuff and I'm like, oh man, this is like even something else Yeah, I got like I couldn't even say this to you at the time because it would have given something away for the future You know what I mean, you know what we're gonna have to do another series on Twin Peaks. Yeah, do you know what it's called? It's called and twins peaks the return. Yeah, obviously All right, so patreon.com slash kmi pot check that out And that's it so until next week.
Yeah next week next Tuesday. We're doing hell razor bloodline Oh, yeah, of course and then next Friday. We're doing original hell razor And then of course until next week our famous space themed sign off excellfior excellfior