Her Girlfriend Is Pregnant: Is It Cheating? Or Jesus? | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP53 |

This episode hits HARD. Mike and Dylan react to two absolutely wild Reddit stories that will leave you speechless.STORY 1: The Impossible Pregnancy - A woman calls her girlfriend of 4 years crying. She's 13 weeks pregnant. There's just one problem: they're both women, and she swears she hasn't cheated. You won't believe where this one goes.STORY 2: The Mother Who Cried Sick - A 15-year-old girl weighing only 82 pounds finally gets the courage to ask Reddit after her mom has been lying about her symptoms for 5 years. What unfolds is a terrifying case of Munchausen syndrome by proxy with life-altering medications and an eating disorder.Plus: Mike's brutal honesty about Amy's cooking, "big black hawks" for home security, and why Dylan can't stop talking about BBC (bacon bacon cheeseburgers, you perverts).TRIGGER WARNINGS: Big Black HawksTIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro & Dylan Name Spelling Bit00:03:45 - "Am I the Angel?" Parody Subreddit Discussion00:04:01 - STORY 1: Lesbian Couple Pregnancy Mystery BEGINS00:33:58 - STORY 2: Teen Exposes Mom's Medical Lies BEGINS01:03:00 - Dylan's "God Bless America" Story (Hilarious Tangent)01:07:00 - Mike's Dog's Ass vs. Rosemary Chicken Story01:15:00 - Dylan's Grass-Fed vs. Regular Beef Discussion01:26:00 - Deer Jerky in Denton, Texas (With Racial Commentary)01:28:00 - Wrap-UpYou can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast.About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠