Lesbian Recognition Software Update (Still Loading…) Episode 7

Welcome back to Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast — for people who would rather cancel plans than explain themselves to strangers.This week, we’re tackling the classic lesbian paradox: I get called sir weekly, my wife gets told she doesn’t look gay, and together we’re apparently a system glitch in society’s expectations.From accidental misgendering to public restroom anxiety, to my wife’s calm “Hi, I’m gay — verified” energy, this episode is all about existing quietly while confusing the general public.Join us as we laugh through the chaos, unpack why straight people still think lesbians come in standard models, and debate whether my anxiety counts as a full-time personality.Because it’s 2025, and somehow the world still hasn’t installed the lesbian recognition update.💬 Got your own awkward, antisocial, or “wait—you’re gay?” stories? Leave them on my Linktree — I might share them in a future episode.https://linktr.ee/Leavemealonepod?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=3b099df0-0024-4214-aa8c-b1dbac7e226d