LET ALL CALAMITIES END BEFORE THE END OF THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

Since I didn't have a publicist and still don't have a publicist, I've reluctantly had to tell the world myself that I was a transplanted test you baby who was transplanted over & over so almost every demographic could use me as a bargaining chip in their negotiations. SO NOW, I SAY-- LET ALL CALAMITIES END BEFORE THE END OF THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.