Since he got out bad news keep happening. Cape Fear a new series is now streaming on Apple TV Why when I want to hurt you? Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem Why and Academy Award nominee Indiana's he's coming after my family Cape Fear now streaming on Apple TV subscription acquired for Apple TV Rip it let her rip I'm gonna start Give me all your own law impressions your thoughts your words your time all about communication Yes, speaking my give me All your own impressions bitch bitch bitch bitch I've always wanted to write a song called you don't have to be a dick about it I don't know what to do right that for wrong precious one of your originals you don't have to be a dick about it They like just dick about it. I'd be the name of the song is dick about it I think that's kind of like the ultimate when you just had it with someone Dick about it.
I thought this honestly has been in my brain for a very long time at this point decades because now When you look back you think something happens like a couple years ago. No, it's a couple decades ago That's where we're at God. You don't have to be a dick about it You don't have to be a dick about it I would like to say that I think that should be the full title because I don't I'm not into the abbreviation I think it should be that super long. Oh, you don't have to be a dick about it Well, it could be it could be in quotation.
It could be in parentheses You don't have to be a dick about it right? You don't have to be a dick about it because I like dick about it About it and then you know, there's no confusing what that means It's like Never says what do you mean? I'm sorry. I have my seat too far back.
I'm gonna move it up now But you didn't have to be a dick about it. It's like being on tour. Mm-hmm. You don't have to be a dick about it.
I Like that. I'm really interested in this song and I'm I'm anxiously awaiting it now Well, it's almost like the wrong impressions theme in that it's I haven't finished the song There's a song there. Oh, there is definitely but I'm really afraid to finish it because there's so much potential I mean there's so much potential in the wrong impressions theme as a completed song Yeah, that I have I have yet to complete it simply because it's too intimidating and also with dick about it Yeah, the song that I've been yeah thinking about writing for the last three decades I'm also like I'm like boy because it's gotta be perfect each verse has to be perfect It has to lead up it has to like it starts off a little low and then just I have an idea about that that would maybe take off some of the pressure for both the Ron Preshins full theme song and dick about it Is that you can think of I'm almost as maybe part of like a trilogy it could be like part one you don't have to be a dick about it So it's okay if this song isn't like fully complete if it's just the beginning of the story of that song Maybe there's part one you don't have to be a dick about it And then maybe the next time you love another version of the song that's slightly different It doesn't have to be just one time it could be a whole album a five song EP of just different versions of dick about it Don't limit yourself to just one well dick about it that has so much potential. I mean you start with dick about it And then parentheses demo could just make a demo I'm sorry saying you don't like that idea of mine where you can have multiple versions of variations of the same song dick about it I'm gonna try not to be a dick about this But no, I don't think that's a great idea.
Why not why? dick about it the EP I'm just simply saying where you don't have to have just one song this idea that you have to write the one great song dick about it It could be multiple songs dick about it. Oh, yeah But the song is very I can hear the song in my head and it slowly builds and it goes But you don't have that big attack about it builds. Mm-hmm.
You know understand I'm not confused about that I'm just simply saying you could maybe have multiple variations if you ever want to Take the pressure off yourself, but you're just saying no, it's got to be one time only I've got to make it perfect one time. I've got one shot at this. That's it. That's true.
Yeah Okay, so your mind dick come on do you want to be a dick about it? Oh? I mean really think outside your little box there Lou Get out of your head my box is getting smaller Adele. I don't know.
I'm just trying to say expand your mind I'm getting old and my box is getting smaller. Whoa, doesn't that happen? Well? Yeah, I mean just saying Be willing to be open-minded.
I think I'm pretty fucking open-minded. Well, you weren't about that Well, hey, I'm a seasoned. I'm a songwriter. Oh He's a professional musician.
He's got all the answers. I'm a songwriter. Yeah Did you know that downtown Lee wants wore a shirt that said songwriter on it? He often you know, he just goes beyond he's like I will be a dick about it Even saying Don Henley and dick about it in the same.
I'm afraid that we're gonna have to edit that out because he's gonna come after us That's true. He's litigious. He is you gotta watch even calling a Henley shirt I shouldn't even have said that he's probably got his lawyers like writing up the paperwork right now coming after us He probably he has like now that AI is there's probably a Henley AI that just don't stop saying it got down Don't say it. He's got Henley.
I mentioned any mention any mention of Henley whether the shirt Or Henley or or the great songwriter great great songwriter fucking amazing great great great. Um, maybe not amazing I heard life in the fast lane several times Over the last week like last week and maybe when we were going to SLC you and me I think I heard I think I heard life in the fast lane just ambient Lee several times. I'm like that song Yeah, it's fucking good They knew all the right people they to call it all the right bills. They threw outrageous parties.
They played heavenly bills They had one thing in common. They were good and bad. She said faster the lights are turning red Yeah, this is this is a free we are going free on this episode free farm It's there's got to be let it rip let it rip because we're letting it rip today today is one of my today is a day The kind of day yeah, that is my least favorite Fucking day it is it's the day before a tour and not just like a tour tour It's like a tour for like big tour kind of a big tour Yeah, the longest one in a while and it's 26 days It's like over a large and I have to go over a very large body of water to get to the place for the tour to begin Yeah, which I find stressful. Yeah, I did the other country.
I don't know why it's so stressful Yeah, I think it just I think it's because it's like all this stuff right now like it's the end of the school year and summer starting and And then this tour to me also signals the beginning of like heavy touring because it's like this tour and then the full Completion tour and then maybe just more little tours and then you leave in September before you know it for like the big two Lip's we're dinosaur. Do you know so it's like tour tour tour tour tour? That's true the one the big um the big arena tour I know with the fall with the wheeze So much so we both get kind of Tweaks we got a little twerky little tweaky the day before it rubs off on me. I feel agitated I've got a twerky twerky twerky you want to get to workie?
What's that twerking twerking twerking? I was like twerking and tweaking that's Twerking is that where you shake your butt in the air? Yes. That would really help me out You were to treat me to some like you know extended twerking While I'm packing while I'm looking for fucking adapters Breathe.
Well the good thing is I'm taking the daughter. Oh this child is going with her. She hasn't been to Europe since she was very young She spent the first two years of her life being shuttled around on tour buses and planes All over the western world. Wow well then she hasn't been back since then she's 19 exciting.
It's pretty exciting I am pretty excited about what I really and this is something that I miss a lot on tour and I miss about not having someone with you Having someone with me that I can see like I was able to see I was able to see Salt Lake City through your eyes Yeah, which was great. Mm-hmm. And because you were you were seeing it. You were like wow those mountains are beautiful the mountains are Totally flippin beautiful beautiful and we went we went to the whole like Mormon Center of the universe thing and looked at that we were in the bubble we we we didn't pierce the bubble No, it certainly wouldn't allow us to pierce it.
No, but we were walking around near near the ball We were we were really bouncing on the bubble, you know, we didn't go in the bubble, but we were in Salt Lake City Which is you know, that's the Mormon land. It's where they live. I mean not all of them. I'm talking about anyway Mormon listeners, I hope there are some we were in we were in Salt Lake City.
Have you ever been there? That weird what generalization that all Mormons have been to Salt Lake City. Yes at some point in their life Yeah, I'm sure that's a total generalization. Let's not talking about that.
Okay anyway, so We were gonna be a little unscripted a little raw Rugged I saw a video of Kevin Costner He just premiered one of his films at Cannes Film Festival And I watched a video of him thanking the crowd after they gave him like a seven minute standing ovation for his film It's been like this passion project for him. I think it's part of a series of films about the American West and oh I have to say I love Kevin Costner for that genre. I think he he just got that so right He was like this is my place. I know my lane.
I'm gonna really dig into it and there you go And I just thought wow me starting starting with dances with wolves And you know what I think he's gonna handsome what we just we just saw this I'm just gonna go off. I'm gonna be Kevin Costner's kind of handsome. I'm gonna be a dick about this Okay, what was that fucking movie that we watched on the plane? Oh?
We were just talking about oh no, he's not handsome in that I mean Kevin if you ever listen around precious forgive me, but you've looked better you looked really handsome at your Cannes Film Festival Thank You speech we watched a movie called rumor has it on the airplane fuck that movie Fuck it. Yeah, say it say loud fuck that movie Even with that stellar cast of Shirley McLean Kevin Costner Jennifer Aniston who you and I adore and love She's one of her favorite actresses, and she couldn't even save it. She could not carry that whole damn film. I have a theory I'm developing a theory.
Yes about Jennifer Aniston. Oh, okay. What is it? It's not that she's an alien Okay, it's not that it's not that she's a alien well she is she's like been alive forever Like in her eyes in her eyes She somehow has the knowledge of the ages in her eyes She has a weariness where she's like this is another go around another go around another century She can realistically display fatigue when her character is feeling just worn down and it's it's like a fatigue of like all of humanity I really just don't care.
I'm a good. It's too much to say I feel and it's like Jennifer Aniston is carrying the weight of humanity And in her eyes and she seems Strangely the same age in every role she plays. Wow. Yeah, that's true.
That's true even in friends Right and you and on top of that you completely believe that she's this fucking made-up character even like a shitty character Yeah, even maybe not a character that wasn't that well conceived or written for She's kind of got that Francis McDormand thing. Yeah, although. I'm not sure Francis McDormand has been alive forever. Uh-huh You know, I think that she actually huh she's got this lifetime and she's in a lifetime.
However Jennifer Aniston. Yes, I Just don't know she's a part of a cadre I am not okay. I'm dry. I'm dry-drunking.
I'm high. I'm I'm just Torque raging. I'm torque. You should work for me.
That'd be good for you. You know, like a little exercise We'll twerk for each other later. Although I don't want you to do that to throw your back, but I also have I have the flattest I've you do you have like a it's like a negative ass. It's like a negative ass.
Yeah, yep subtraction. There's no but Since he got out Bad things keep happening Cape Fear a new series is now streaming on Apple TV Why would I want to hurt you? Starring Academy Award winner Javier Bardem Why and Academy Award nominee any items? He's coming after my family Cape Fear now streaming on Apple TV subscription acquired for Apple TV Yeah speaking of my ass speaking of my ass.
Do you want to say any more about Jennifer Aniston in that rumor? No, that rumor that movie rumor has it. It sucked. Okay, and that's a review our review is Zero out of five stars one out of five stars and to my horror.
Yes to my horror Like you know 20% into that movie Adele and I we did a cute thing This is adorable What we do when we're on planes together which is not when it's just the two of us just the two of us like no children Yeah, sorry kids. This is something that only happens when Adele and there together We sink we sit when we sit next to each other on a plane and you've got the flight is long enough that yet the screen Two little screens got your in flight entertainment and we have our fingers hovered in the air by the screen when we count down So that we touch the screen at the same time so that we're always starting each scene in the movie at the same time Yes, so we're watching the movie at the same time on two different screens. Yes two different sets of headphones And we did that for the movie, but to my horror. Yeah, I already watched fucking rumor house You can't watch anything that we've already seen which made me really mad okay because I like to when I'm on your plane I don't look flying and I like to have things that are familiar and comforting to me like nodding Hill Bridget Jones diary two movies I've seen many times could I see them again and I said no yes I said no I said no quality romantic comedies.
I cannot watch that movie again I don't like watching movies more than one time unless the movie is raising Arizona. I know well I love that movie too. I'm saying I could you it's not fair. It wasn't fair and then and then then I felt like a real dick about it Because yeah, let's watch this Jennifer Aniston piece of you know movie this rom-com.
We had really good luck with a rom Some room. Oh my god fantastic. I'll fight out our flight out to Salt Lake City, Utah. We watch Can you call it a rom-com?
He's not that into you is that just not that into you or he's not that into you or he probably isn't into you He's certainly not into you that movie kind of a masterpiece of rom-comery. I have to say wrong rom-com-com-a-dee a dramedy it was a romantic comedy drama. It was so poignant. It was so fucking poignant points Did you almost didn't want to just call it a rom-com exactly that feels beneath it and there's nothing wrong with a rom-com But this was rom-drum rom-drum-drum-drum-drum-drum-drum-ity Wow, it was good.
If you want to have quality that got me fucking stoked and Jennifer Aniston was that one too Yeah, she was an that one. She's great and of course again ageless He's maybe not that into you and then rumor has it same same same same. She's the same I don't know same age same time. So on the flight back from Salt Lake City, Utah I was like well, let's watch this Jennifer Aniston movie and Because I thought I hadn't seen it and you had watched what did we watch before that we watched something serious and then we watched something We watched we watched the guy rich movie.
Oh, which we decided we actually liked after we sat with it the gentleman I liked it more when it was over. It was weird. I had fond memories I think that's a good sign. I know we did enjoy if you're on an airplane and the gentleman is a veil watching Are you hanging up on us now?
Is this the end of the episode? No, we're fucking this one. What are you in here? You're just I'm just twiddling the strings.
Oh, let's sorry go back to what you're saying. Oh, this is like this is like classy shit What we're saying about we started the movie then on the airplane and then I had to my horror Horror, I mean really just like oh god. What have I done? I've already seen this fucking movie and And I was like I remember the beginning because it starts off kind of strong.
It's like hey here we go rom-com time Jennifer Aniston again. I mean Paul Red is also in it who we like to right now is up all right. Oh shit Now we're in wonder less together. I got confused not Paul Red.
Sorry. She's made many Again, this is Jennifer. This is a very familiar thing Jennifer Aniston She's in she's about to get married or somebody's gonna get married or and she's at this crossroads in her life And some events and she's on a plane and then she's going someplace and something's gonna happen and there's her boyfriend He's he's lovable or not and here's you know, and it's the same thing, but then it was just this path and I'm like oh no Oh, no, oh no, I'm going into a tunnel. Oh god.
It's a tunnel. It's like an endless tunnel I've already seen this fucking movie. It's too late to stop because now you're on board right and that is the horror of that movie and Unfolded is an interesting here's an interesting fact One other movie that I've watched several times and could probably watch again Spinal tap. This is just gonna say of course you were gonna say spinal tap.
I guess what spinal tap come out of your mouth Check this out. Did you pick up on this fun fact? Rob Reiner directed that fucking piece of shit movie rumor has it Rob Reiner. What else?
You're taking my breath away. Yes. Yes. He fucking directed spinal tap, which is a masterpiece I mean not entirely because of him.
It's an ensemble cast that you know brilliant ensemble cast With Christopher guest who scares me. Yes, he's absolutely terrifying. He seems like a guy who wouldn't have a problem Being a dick about it. Yeah, it seems like withering is like his middle name.
Yeah, he would have no problem being a dick about it About what anything I fear him. Yeah, if you're his humor don't ever I don't even ever need to share like a like a passing by him In a hallway space. I don't I want to be I don't want to be in his bubble Are you gonna sing your song? Oh, yeah, maybe this is a good time to do this This is a good time for you to just shut your trap hole with all your opinions and your Let's talk about Fraseling in your dick about let's just it's a phrase I've heard many many times in the mood Um, let's talk more rock.
It was a hard day for me and then I was a dick about it on stage All right, this is over Thomas, right? Thomas Morgan We're not gonna be a dick about it Thomas. We love you on fire just for you My opinion could change today But I'm responsible anyway Second third-hand information Complicates the complication and I don't think before I speak and I don't know how far My words Headphones the second verse mmm-hmm. I'm rolling keep it going All right, yeah, don't get so cocky look at you.
I know I was all cocky. Did you see me? I did you see the cock? I did It was like wild.
It was like a wild asparagus. I just sprouted right up. Well, I figured it's swinging around the best performers Like Henley. Uh-huh.
They got a bit of the cock. They do. No, I try to put on the cock Well, maybe it's because there's maybe it's because they're full-time cock and you try to go part-time cock And it's like if you maybe went full-time You you would be like you just barrel on through it would be amazing Finish it second verse totally different than the first Is there any need for apology? There's no reason to believe me Judgment's born of my jealous mind.
I'll creep in inside outside Nictions I've made never follow through sooner or later disappoint you Cross you twice when your back is turned. That's how I learned Someone has got to be Burned and not feels like I'm on fire It's words are not the truth Don't you hold it against me? I know you're lying feels like I'm on fire It's burning the world through Don't let me fall without someone to hold on to someone to hold on to Someone to hold on to Okay, I figured it out Oh, yeah, I figured it out. All right.
Yeah. How'd that feel? How did it feel? Less than perfect Okay, less than perfect.
Mmm. Don't do it again What? No No, this is the spirit of the episode Let it rip, baby. We've breached the half hour.
Oh, well, this is it then wrapping it up Are we wrapping it up? Let's wrap it up. I just like to say one more time. Yes that tomorrow today Unless there's twerking.
Uh-huh later Today is one of my least favorite days. Yeah, you want to let's end on that sour note. I want to do it Let's do this is like real dark. This is I'm leaving for Europe tomorrow and although it's more than likely It can be it can be perfectly fine to her.
Oh, he has nothing to do with whether or not you'll have a great time and you know Wonderful, it's gonna be it's just hard the day before you leave for something so big It just everything like all of our circuits get all like whoa, I get really buzzy. Yeah, my contact my right eye The last two days, I'm just I'm bitching about something random now But every time I put that contact in it hurts and so then I have to take it out and throw it away And I think gosh why why what's happening and you have a headache and I have a headache possible aneurysm That was my assumption That's the other thing too This is one one thing I want to explain about these days before and the day of is that my catastrophe thinking really kicks in yes And I get really melodramatic too. It's like I like this morning This morning I was lying in bed doing my breathing to calm myself down. I should do every day actually Remember teen I thought I need to get those wheels signed I need to find ourselves a notary public get those wells.
I really think that way. I think like this could be it Yeah, I said I goodbye I love you when my head started kicking in today because I was like well, this is clearly the end I'm having brain and I know it becomes like everything becomes really like like it becomes very everything is like the last time I hate that by the way. I hate that But I guess that's just one way life likes to keep us on our toes, okay? well on that upbeat note everything's going to be great and smooth and You'll sail as if you're on like the wings of a butterfly across the sea Across the ocean to Europe and you're gonna rock the stage and people are gonna What it's gonna be great and get ready to see my socks You're gonna eat delicious food as you always do in Europe and you're gonna enjoy the condiments and the room temperature Cheese and the bread and the butter and the meats and the nannies and the mustard and the That's it in the water This water is delicious.
Mmm. Mmm. You're gonna remember to stay hydrated. So if you're playing a festival in the Sun No, don't tell me to stay hydrated today.
I'm like baby. No I'm like mister. I've been mister hydration. Okay.
Well guess who was just with you? And you felt sick after you got the stage mister. That's true. I was like oops.
I was dehydrated It's hard. You know you can't well since you won't be I mean that's because you were with me and I was like, you know I was more interested in your hydration. Oh really so okay, it's hard, you know when you're with me I care more about you So you weren't taking care of yourself. You were not staying hydrated.
Nope. I was I was thinking about you. Oh, okay. You got water, baby Are you hydrated?
I think I was dehydrated as well. Yeah, yeah hungry. Yeah, I'm good, baby No, you were that was great. That's great.
I was fucking great. I loved being with you Let's think about that and this is gonna be great and I'm gonna get through this time here in Greenfield and you're gonna chase all around Europe and have a good time and Say hi to some people and We'll record the podcast apart. So don't worry. We'll just keep doing it y'all till next time Gimme y'all Euro impressions talk Talk Since he got out That means keep happening.
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