Lets Talk about the Bans (a Rap by Phil) [Video]

Phil drops a rap about the Recent Expressive Iternation Ban. #mtglegacy #magicthegathering #MTG #YoMTGraps Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/f8g8NESH Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EternalDurdles Buy Our Merch: https://my-store-4b44f7.creator-spring.com/listing/EternalDurdles_Shop Eternal Durdles MoxField: https://www.moxfield.com/users/EternalDurdleshttps://www.moxfield.com/users/Durdlemagushttps://www.moxfield.com/users/ForceofPhil Check out our song parodies on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/forceofphil Follow us on Twitter: Zac: @durdlemagus Phil: @ForceofPhil Lyrics: Lookie lookie lookie what did we just top deck?
Expressive iteration bout to create some nonsensePut the best card in our hand, exile a fetchlandCrack it and stack it and pack it in, let’s talk about the bans Wotc wotc wotc, let us have little chatI got an offer you can’t refuse, two treasures off the stackBut seriously consider it and open up the shedYou whip out the banhammer, i will quip a twitter thread Expressive iteration gone, what’s gon happen nowSame story as dreadhorde archanist; Oko, thief of crownsSame thing as treasure cruise; Lurrus of the dream dendeath rite shaman, wrenn & six; why we keep pretendin… Uro lays in wait just to bring upon his wrathUrza’s Saga buildin constructs; power level different classTeferi and Narset; draw engines and lock piecesHow the fuck am I the only player who seems to see this The problem is systemic, it goes back to innistradCheap threats, daze, wasteland; that’s the problem childThe cards I said before, they’ve all been is delverBrute forcing down with Uro and Sagavan remember? Murktide on the block; fuck it, see what happensThe best deck’ll just adopt the next new best plan of actionI don’t have all the answers but what we’re doin’,It ain’t workin’Can we at least all agree to have a future that’s uncertain? Try a sample platter of the format up on modoWhere a different card is banned to collect data to look overYou don’t even have to share it; transparency is so hardBut maybe your next ban announcement will hit the correct card Lookie lookie lookie what did we just top deck?
Expressive iteration bout to create some nonsensePut the best card in our hand, exile a fetchlandCrack it and stack it and pack it in, let’s talk about the bans Lookie lookie lookie what did we just top deck?
Expressive iteration bout to create some nonsensePut the best card in our hand, exile a fetchlandCrack it and stack it and pack it in, let’s talk about the bans