Let's tell stories about the Christmas cowboys! This should be a lot of fun!

I have often wondered what Jesus would be like if he came to earth as a cowboy. It said he was a carpenter. And he is often called the good Shepherd. Do you think we could call him the good cowboy? Well it's time for some fanciful but I think perhaps some deeply serious fun and so if you'll give me about 15 minutes I'd like to tell you stories that might challenge you to think differently about some things and perhaps to have some fun with the whole idea of Christmas cowboys!