Life Is All Just Caveats and Caviar

Hello divas! If you could download your dreams... would you? Well today a 'Kick Ons' inspires a chat about dream downloads and a USB Pillow. Sam then comes in hot as she has one goal and one goal only, to hopefuly revolutionise your showering experience with 'The Completely Relevant Shower Tier System' . Here at the house of Mel & Sam, we embrace loving something hard, and showering is one Sam indeed does love hard. This (subtle) system aims to change the way you shower, whether in a small way or a profound way - that choice is up to you. Our 'Bring Bring Bitch Hotline' brings a necessary unpacking about how to navigate having a partner in the same industry as you, and yes it may be more on the niche side but hopefully there's something in it for you! There's then a quick round of theatre sports involving Sam sharing one big lie around love and dating. And if you're after another heinous earworm to have swirling in your ear for the week, then you're in luck caus our 'Hit It Toots!' gives you exactly that... (we're so sorry). Thanks for joining us once again, we love ya guts!See you Thursday for ‘Ratfood!’Love Mel & Sam—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://bit.ly/MelAndSamYouTubeFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!Come see us in Edinburgh! Buy tix here: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/mel-sam-the-platonic-human-centipede —Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land. The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on. Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.