Life scraps: episode #2

Welcome to episode #2. Yay! If you’re German and you’re still listening, yay!In this episode I share with you one of my greatest triumphs of 2025: closing my Portuguese bank account with Millennium. I also add my 2c to a show hot on everyone’s lips for being an absolute stinking piece of garbage. Well, back when it was relevant, in 2021. (One thing you need to know about me is that when it comes to TV, I’m years behind the zeitgeist. I’m like a unicyclist being lapped by the peloton.)And then we move into current affairs, where I report live from the field about the Great Top Crisis, making a strong case for why we need to Make Internalised Homophobia Great Again. FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA. BE A MAN, NOT A BOTTOM, GET OUT THAT PEEPEE AND COME FUCK ME.Any topics you want me to discuss? Write them in, I’ll talk about anything.That’s it for now, Scrappies. Until next week.To infinity,Mickey xo Get full access to life scraps w mickey bourne at themickeybourne.substack.com/subscribe