Life scraps: episode #5

Yo whaddup Scrappies!I hope you’re enjoying the festive season and making the most of the end of 2025 (if you believe in things like the Gregorian calendar). I’m writing this to you from my friend’s apartment where I’ve been having a staycay for a week. It’s so nice to be able to do exactly the same things you would do in your own apartment, but in someone elses’, 10 minutes up the road. Needless to say I’ve been busy. Not to mention it was my good ‘ol mate Jesus’ birthday and, well, you know how he is. Always wants to make a big deal out of it. Definitely a Gemini rising. In this episode I share with you the first joke I ever wrote, discuss LIDL's new eau de croissant, and talk about my rather traditional views on marriage. It’s a bit of a shorter episode than normal (Mum would be proud)- our very own short king episode, which means it’s a little angry and over-compensating (jokes, I actually made a concerted to rant LESS in this episode. I think there was only really 1 rant which might just be a podcast PB for me!). Anyway, I hope you enjoy it and see you in 2026.Mickey xo Get full access to life scraps w mickey bourne at themickeybourne.substack.com/subscribe