Life-Size 2: A Christmas Eve (W/ Ryan Parseghian)

“Wake up and pee! The world’s on fire!” Happy Holidays, GMTD babies! This week is a TRUE Christmas gift, “Life-Size 2: A Christmas Eve” with Ryan Parseghian! As Ryan says, this is a film that can only be described as “a gay corporate film” and clearly a “catalyst for Ron DeSantis’ anti-woke movement.” This film truly is a masterpiece of “gay realism,” scenes exclusively starting with drinking or waking up, woke propaganda, Tyra rapping, Lil’ Yachty, a reluctant CEO, a wrongfully imprisoned doll creator, sassy friends, a young 12-year-old neighbor/friend who ends up saving a woman’s job, Christmas (???), and OF COURSE a doll that comes to life to help save all her doll friends. “Merry Christmas! Happy Kwanza! Happy Hanukkah! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!” Enjoyyy!!!