EPISODE · May 5, 2026 · 33 MIN
Life With Elara - “Woof You Still Love Me Tomorrow?”
from Shortwave Kitsch Radio Show · host Shortwave Kitsch Radio Show
Season 11, Episode 5Life With Elara - “Woof You Still Love Me Tomorrow?”Written by Brandon L. Joyner When Elara Newton—an extraterrestrial trying her best to master earthly life—decides to volunteer at a local animal shelter, she sets out with good intentions and just a hint of cosmic curiosity. Joined by her ever-enthusiastic neighbor Mabel, what begins as a simple day of feeding and cleaning quickly spirals into something far more… unconventional. Back at home, Elara’s husband Dean just wants a quiet evening—but with Elara involved, “normal” is always relative. As compassion collides with chaos, the Newton household finds itself navigating unexpected houseguests, moral dilemmas, and the unpredictable consequences of mixing alien tech with human emotion. Heartfelt, hilarious, and just a little absurd, this episode explores what it really means to care—even when things go wildly off course. But when good intentions bend the rules of nature, how far is too far?"Fresh & Clean Laundry Commercial” CAST:DAVID ENGELHART - RONALDLAURA LYNN LESTER - JOYCEBRANDON L JOYNER - VINNIE “Life With Elara” CAST:LUCIANA MARCIAL - ELARA NEWTONDAVID ENGELAHRT - DEAN NEWTONMADDIE CASTO - MABEL HIRSCHLAURA LYNN LESTER - MRS. WADSWORTHBRANDON L. JOYNER - MITTENSMIKE HORNACEK - ALVINMIKE HORNACEK - KIDSong: “WHOOPS! I SHOT MY GRANDPA” Sung by MIKE HORNACEKMusic by Pedro ToroLyrics by Brandon L. JoynerSong - “Until Next Time”Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK Music by Pedro M. ToroLyrics by Brandon L. Joyner DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATORMusic Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna NorwoodSound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke RashProduction Team:Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke RashSound Engineer: Matt Ciclon Recording & Mixing by: Matt CiclonBusiness & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet Original episode art by Maddie Casto-KoeblerLogo: LinkonThis Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (karenskornerframeandart.com/) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!Pawsitive Wellness (pawsitive-wellness.com)Saltwater Cowboys (saltwater-cowboys.com)Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (jwweddingsandevents.com/)Such and Such Designs (www.suchandsuchdesigns.com) Toro Music Studio (www.toromusicstudio.com)Special Thanks to:Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!Connect with Us: Facebook, Instagram @swkradioshowFor more information on who we are and what we're about, visit: https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.Support Our SWK Pod: patreon.com/SWKRadioShow
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Season 11, Episode 5Life With Elara - “Woof You Still Love Me Tomorrow?”Written by Brandon L. Joyner When Elara Newton—an extraterrestrial trying her best to master earthly life—decides to volunteer at a local animal shelter, she sets out with good intentions and just a hint of cosmic curiosity. Joined by her ever-enthusiastic neighbor Mabel, what begins as a simple day of feeding and cleaning quickly spirals into something far more… unconventional. Back at home, Elara’s husband Dean just wants a quiet evening—but with Elara involved, “normal” is always relative. As compassion collides with chaos, the Newton household finds itself navigating unexpected houseguests, moral dilemmas, and the unpredictable consequences of mixing alien tech with human emotion. Heartfelt, hilarious, and just a little absurd, this episode explores what it really means to care—even when things go wildly off course. But when good intentions bend the rules of nature, how far is too far?"Fresh & Clean Laundry Commercial” CAST:DAVID ENGELHART - RONALDLAURA LYNN LESTER - JOYCEBRANDON L JOYNER - VINNIE “Life With Elara” CAST:LUCIANA MARCIAL - ELARA NEWTONDAVID ENGELAHRT - DEAN NEWTONMADDIE CASTO - MABEL HIRSCHLAURA LYNN LESTER - MRS. WADSWORTHBRANDON L. JOYNER - MITTENSMIKE HORNACEK - ALVINMIKE HORNACEK - KIDSong: “WHOOPS! I SHOT MY GRANDPA” Sung by MIKE HORNACEKMusic by Pedro ToroLyrics by Brandon L. JoynerSong - “Until Next Time”Sung by David Joyner, Jeannie Joyner, John Joyner, Kristen N. Granet and the Cast of SWK Music by Pedro M. ToroLyrics by Brandon L. Joyner DAVID JOYNER - THE NARRATORMusic Direction and Accompaniment by Joanna NorwoodSound Effects performed LIVE by Brooke RashProduction Team:Producers: Maddie Casto-Koebler, Kristen N. Granet, Brandon L. Joyner, Brooke RashSound Engineer: Matt Ciclon Recording & Mixing by: Matt CiclonBusiness & Podcast Manager: Kristen N. Granet Original episode art by Maddie Casto-KoeblerLogo: LinkonThis Episode is Proudly Brought to You by the Generous Support of:Karen's Korner Frame & Gift Shop (karenskornerframeandart.com/) - Celebrating 26 YEARS in the ARTS!Pawsitive Wellness (pawsitive-wellness.com)Saltwater Cowboys (saltwater-cowboys.com)Justin Wham - Flowers & Events (jwweddingsandevents.com/)Such and Such Designs (www.suchandsuchdesigns.com) Toro Music Studio (www.toromusicstudio.com)Special Thanks to:Lesa Spillers, Julia Sorenson, Tara O'Shields, Rose Newman, Josh Anderson, Kerry Bowers, Jeff & Teri Ziccardi, The Joyner Family, Cheryl Granet, Seth Milling-Furchgott, Jef Bailey, Alison Le, Brad Walbeck along with other marvelous yet anonymous donors!Connect with Us: Facebook, Instagram @swkradioshowFor more information on who we are and what we're about, visit: https://www.shortwavekitsch.com/Our show thrives with the support of our Patreon community! If you're able, we invite you to be part of the journey and help sustain the laughter for episodes to come.Support Our SWK Pod: patreon.com/SWKRadioShow
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