Lighthouses Are Lying to You

In this hour, Walter salutes overnight graveyard shift crews steam-cleaning subway platforms. Things quickly get wild as callers detail telepathic alien encounters and unmask the free-energy conspiracy behind lighthouses and copper roof rods. Later, Walter dives into pop culture and modern dating, celebrating Sydney Sweeney’s bold nude sports-betting ad and breaking down the merits of scheduled intimacy. He closes with candid advice on why you should avoid foot surgery, how he uncovered his daughter's apraxia, and why public school calendars are stuck in the 19th century.