Lightning in the Wires and No Peaches This Year!

No Peaches, Big Laughs, and One Question You Can’t Forget—Did You Really Just Say That on Mother’s Day? JB opens up with a painfully honest (and hilarious) Mother’s Day misstep that quickly turns into a full-on conversation about love languages, garage cleanouts, and why some people see “a future with this bag of bolts.” Tricia delivers one of the most relatable lines of the morning while recounting a run-in with an electrician: “All I know is somehow we have to put lightning inside these wires.” It’s everyday chaos at its funniest. The show takes a nostalgic and emotional turn with the shocking news that there will be no Fredericksburg peaches this year, sparking genuine sadness—and an unforgettable call-in from Coach Brown, who mourns the loss with a rapid-fire list of everything peach-related his household won’t enjoy. “I don’t care if it’s peach upside-down cake or peach right-side-up cake—this is a crisis,” he jokes, sounding only half-kidding. From there, the crew dives into pop culture with what Sandy calls “the funniest thing I’ve seen on TV in ten years,” breaking down a Saturday night sketch that spirals into chaos in the best way possible. The episode also shines a light on Austin community goodness with a feel-good story about an inclusive café reopening its doors, reminding listeners why local stories matter. The fun keeps rolling with listener interaction—unexpected food combinations you “shouldn’t knock until you try,” ranging from Frosty-dipped fries to a response that stops everyone cold: zebra meat. Yes, really.