Lights on the Trees

Episode 7 of the Kreezus podcast, hosted by Kanye West / Local Business Comedy, titled "Lights on the Trees" was published on November 5, 2021 and runs 6 minutes.

November 5, 2021 ·6m · Kreezus

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Kreezus was written and produced by Local Business Comedy. Lights on the Trees written by Stephen Perlstein.  Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries.  Vocals by Carl Tart, Markeia McCarty. Local Business is a new sketch comedy group helmed by Joey Clift (Wabbit, Cracked), Nick Gligor (Fox ADHD, Cracked), and Stephen Perlstein (Wabbit, UCB Comedy). Corporations are not people, but Local Business is! [Intro: Nina Simone] Strange ornaments hanging from the christmas trees  Lights on the trees [Verse 1] I just need to clear the snow now It's been building since last Christmastime  Now I'm going down for Christmas now  And all I want is not to go fly now Cause I ain't got the gifts on me right now  And I told elves to build Yeah, I told elves to build But I'mma need a little more time now  Cause I ain't got the giftiess on me right now  And I thought elves could build Yeah, I thought elves could build These kidses surrounding me All want something from me Then they sit up on me There’s no gift without me We could've been Snow Buddies Thought you'd be nice kids 'bout it Now I know you naughty So let's fly on with it [Verse 2] We could've been Snow Buddies  'Stead you had to get gift hungry  Let's take it back to your first Barbie  When you asked for it from mommy  She said no to your malarky She said no to your malarky But you got Barbie from me And you was screamin' "POUND PUPPY!"  Before the Wish List tore ya Before the Wish List stole ya  'Member Christmas was so fun? When I would gift yaaaaaa Before the lights on the trees I know this fake Christmas tree  Something strange is happening [Verse 3] You could've been Snow buddies We could've Ho! We could've been Snow buddies Or was it cause the first Barbie When we hung our first Holly The gifts came from our heart-y The gifts came from our heart-y Before they call stores Before the Black Friday shoppers How you gon' fight through the stores? It's like I don't even know ya I gotta bring it back to the Claus [Bridge] Fuck them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer Fuck them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer Fuck them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer  I ride with my Reindeers I'd die for my... [Verse 4] To all them Jewish ass kidzes, try and get a freebay Trying to get a freebay, now you talkin' crazy I don't give a damn if your mom used to see me It ain't Christmas, this business, need stop actin' greedy She Instagram her gifts like #BadGiftAlert I Instagram her back like #KidBitchAlert I only ever see that sass gettin worse  Two-thousand-pound coal, too big for your purse Now you sittin' fireside, presents on the other side No labels got your name, gotta check the card right Then you aint satiated, I’m still flying world wide Then you gotta go and tell your dad and thwart that  Main reason cause your gift-friends got to sport that  Mommy say you ain't appreciate and take them gifts back  All your fucking gifts going back on the gift rack Nothing now for show and tell, what you think about that? All in all your tinsel honey, uh Yeah-yeah, I got you girly Next year I’ll gift you hard Ho, Christmas aganony [Outro] That winter night holding long and long, 'din long  Now waiting for the birthday gifts and (cry) And cry and cry And cry and cry And cry and cry And live and learn And live and learn And gifting and gifting like I'm lonely, lonely, lonely And gifting all I have And gifting all And gift And gift Download link: https://soundcloud.com/local-business-comedy/sets/kreezus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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