Hey, folks, this is Kevin. On this very special episode of Risk, live from Caveat 2, you'll hear Heather Farley. I knew what I had to do. I had to get here because Bono and I were to be wed on the top of the Empire State Building.
That and so much more because this whole episode will be a celebration of what a glorious night we had at Caveat in New York last Thursday. We want you to hear how alive, how heartfelt, how connected that room feels. When we hung out with the audience afterward, they couldn't stop talking about how dearly they love the show and how hopeful they are that we find a way to make it through this existential financial crisis we're in. We're about 10% to our fundraising goal now, so keep sending that love and that financial support at patreon.com slash risk or at paypal.me slash riskshow.
Another thing we had so much fun talking about with fans after the show are the new events we're debuting this summer where the storytelling that happens comes from you, the attendees. We're calling these interactive social events Risk Presents What's Your Story? where myself and other producers of Risk are your hosts, and we help you meet and share stories and more with each other. So stay tuned.
What's Your Story is coming. As is our next LA Risk show at our new home there, the Lyric Hyperion on July 18th at 7:30 p.m. Remember, we're now at the Lyric Hyperion on July 18th in LA, and tickets are at risk-show.com slash live. We'll be right back.
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From Wondery, Don't Panic leans into our most absurd anxieties and diffuses them with humor and actual advice for how to deal should you find yourself facing your fears. Hosted by anxious and overly informed comedian Anthony Atamanek, Each week explores a worst-case scenario, like what do you do if you encounter a bear or a swarm of killer bees or find yourself stuck in quicksand? Each episode's panic of the week will make you laugh, learn, and, sure, possibly sweat profusely. Enjoy Don't Panic on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.
You can listen to Don't Panic early and ad-free on Wondery Plus. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Now, I should warn you that the second story on this episode by David Drake includes animal death in it, but from natural causes. And eventually, we'll run all five stories from last Thursday on the podcast, but today, we'll be hearing three of them.
So, without further ado, now here's the show. Hello! Holy cow, look at you! What a beautiful audience!
Big, big, big crowd here tonight! Oh, my God, thank you so much for coming. Risk is the show where people tell true stories they never thought they'd hear to share. Some of the stories are kinky.
Some of the stories are scary. Some are beautiful tearjerkers. Some are sad. Anyway, we are going to have an outrageously wild emotional ride tonight.
I call it the emotional nudist camp that is Risk. But I want to start with an extraordinary story. And she came here from the Berkshires in Massachusetts. She's a first-time storyteller, and we always say show a ton of love to our first-timers because they really are taking a risk.
She'd like me to say, Heather has been ready for you. Are you ready for her? Please welcome to the stage, Heather Farley! Okay, by the fall of 2014, I knew my second marriage was over.
The fighting had become vicious, and by the end, fighting was all there was left. So when, one night after a particularly explosive incident, I told him to get out and take his filthy cat, too, he did, also taking our one shared car, but I was pretty content with the way that wrapped, so that was that. We had left my home of 15 years in Brooklyn, and it was really an Irish exit. We'd gone back to our mutual home county of the Berkshires.
Even though I was back home, I hadn't really interacted with any of my old friends. I hadn't made any new ones. He was all I had, and he was gone. And I knew there would be things to be sorted out.
I'd have to find a new place to live. I'd have to get a car. I'd have to get a job. But that would all happen in time.
I was first going to just let the dust settle and enjoy this apartment that felt like Shangri-La compared to the basement in Lutenberg. What I loved best about this place, I mean, besides the fact that it was pretty nice, was that the downtown where it was located was a ghost town at night. So if I wanted to crank my tunes, and music was really always such a safe space for me in a difficult time, I could. And I did.
So I just kind of got lost in the sound and figured, you know, come what may, I'd handle it. When a U2 album was released in that September to iTunes unbidden and magically showed up in my phone. I couldn't remember buying it. I was broke.
And I'd never been a mega fan, but I was the right demographic. And I was like, okay, new album. I'll get behind this. Not realizing that this was the most reviled, you know, kind of musical release ever.
But I was about it. So I started listening to it over and over and over again. And I was always one to parse the lyrics of songs. You know, they were always all about me and what I was experiencing at any given time.
On that album, it was the track Every Breaking Wave, the lyric in particular, Baby, every dog on the street knows that we're in love with defeat. Are we ready to be swept off our feet and stop chasing every breaking wave? And I thought I'd been swept off my feet the first time I got married, the second time I got married. I was wrong.
So one Sunday night, it's around midnight. I learn that U2 is in the city, New York City, promoting this album. I knew what I had to do. I had to get here because Bono and I were to be wed on the top of the Empire State Building.
The fact that I'd been diagnosed with bipolar earlier that year and had stopped taking my medication earlier that summer was neither here nor there. So I threw on my pristine white trench coat. It was the closest I had to marital attire. And I remember my S.U.V.
in the car, but I figured I would just walk out of the house. First one I saw, I'd hop in. I'd get behind the wheel. I would head to New York City, nuptials, etc.
So I did. The fact that there was a car parked directly next to my building with the keys in the ignition felt like a sign. So I got in the car and I turned the key and began to drive. I turned up the radio.
Bruce Springsteen was on. He was not my paramore, but he would do in a pinch. And the journey had begun. I was pulled over 15 minutes later.
I probably was not driving as well as I could have under other circumstances. I was very excited. I had a place to go. So I knew enough to remember that this car did not belong to me.
I was closely connected to that fact of life. But I thought maybe I'd just eyelash my way out of it. I could flirt my way through this. And there wasn't much of a plan, but I rolled down my window.
Officer approaches. I noticed his name was embroidered on his uniform. And I say, Officer, may I see your badge? Killing time.
And he points to his embroidered name. And I said, That's not what I asked for. I wanted to see like a metal badge like I'd grown up seeing on chips or something. I don't know what I had in mind.
And it occurs to me that maybe he's not a real police officer. And maybe I'm in danger. So I rolled the window back up and I gunned it. Starting a 50 mile, 70 mile per hour high-speed chase down Route 7 of Berkshire County, a very sleepy part of the world.
Every time I passed into a new township, a couplet of cruisers joined the parade I'd begun. Blue and white flashing. And I was not stopping for anything. I wasn't going in the right direction of New York anymore.
I don't know where I was going, what I thought I was doing, but I wasn't stopping until the sheet of spikes they'd laid down in the road stopped the And that is a blessing and a curse. Heather Farley, everyone! Holy cow! For a first-time storyteller, that is something else.
Wouldn't it be wild if it turned out that, like, it's a totally different story and has nothing to do with all of that, but Heather is currently betrothed to Bono? We'll have to have her back for that one because it takes a lot more explaining. We'll be right back. Did you ever wonder what it's like to live alone, hidden in the woods, not speaking to a single soul for 30 years?
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All right, so please welcome back to the stage your friend and mine, Kevin Allison and the second half of... We'll be right back. Have you ever wondered what it's like to live alone, hidden in the woods, not speaking to a single soul for 30 years? Or wander the desert, uncover a hidden well, and dive to the bottom of the deepest waterhole for 2,000 miles?
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Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes. What? Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! I'm still not looking. And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't wombat it.
Meerkat it. Sipples, huh? We're back. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for two more incredible, emotional, beautiful stories to tell you a new asshole?
We've got a full metal. That's so exciting. All right, so please welcome back to the stage your friend and mine, Kevin Allison and the second half of... We'll be right back.
This is the story about the time I gave a C-section to a cat. This is a great story because I have a degree in creative writing. So already, we've established stakes. I don't know what I'm doing.
The short setup is, after college, me and my friend Mike wanted to do some community work but we don't know anything about how to do that or where to start. Luckily, we had a friend, Claire, who we went to high school with. And she was trying to set up a program in Thailand that works with schools, raises money for schools, paints libraries, does that kind of thing. And she was like, do you guys want to be a part of this program?
And me and Mike were like, yes, of course, that sounds amazing. So we fly into Bangkok and we're in Bangkok for four days. And then Claire comes in to meet us and something happened within those four days where she lands and she's like, hey, the program kind of fell through and we can't work with schools anymore. But it's OK, I found this guy on this island.
He works on this vet clinic. They have a big stray cat and dog population on the island and they just need a lot of help neutering and spaying all of the cats and dogs. Which is so different than working with children. I don't even know if I agree with that.
Spaying? I've never met a dog I didn't love right away. Have as many dogs as you want. If anything, there's so many people I would neuter before a dog.
My friend Joe, he's 38. He eats food all gross and he's always hooking up with these 20-somethings in bars. And then he tells me about it and I get all horny and I bring all this dark horny energy back to my family and my daughter. Neuter Joe and Joe.
Million people. My parents. All right, listen. My parents have been in love and attracted to each other and together for 30 years.
And sometimes they'll be in my apartment and I'll just catch them look at each other and they're just staring into each other's eyes. And I'm like, get out of my apartment. Gross. I've walked in on my parents four times.
Three of those when I was a child, which is fine because when you're a kid and you walk into your parents, you don't even really see. Like you see shapes and your brain's like, don't even worry about this. And you kind of black out and you live your life. But then the fourth time was this last summer where I was visiting my mom and dad and I was making a sandwich in the kitchen and then I heard my mother scream from upstairs and I was like, oh no, mom's in trouble.
And then I ran. I ran to my, I skipped stairs to get there. I burst into my mother's room and she was fine. She didn't need my help at all.
In fact, that would be discouraged in my family. So, well, we're in Thailand, so I guess we'll be vets. So we go to this island. It's an eight hour bus ride where the seats, they reclined all the way back, which come on, people don't deserve power like that.
I was sitting on an eight hour bus ride and then an old woman's face entered my, I was like, this country is fucked. Like if this happened on planes, the world would be on fire. This is not allowed. Eight hour bus, four hour boat, and now I'm a vet.
And there was no process. They're just like, here you go. And so I started with basic checks on animals, which I hate doing. You have to take their temperature.
You stick a thermometer in a dog's ass, which I don't know if you've ever tried to suck the joy out of a dog. That's a pretty nice, easy way to do it. Dogs would come in all happy and dog. And then I would stick a thermometer in their ass.
And I actually watched a dog question its worldview for the first time. Where it's like, hey, I'm a dog. And I stuck it in and he's like, I never knew my father. I get the ball.
I bring it back. What's the point? But like all nightmares, you do it long enough, it becomes normal. So about a month in, I'm a veterinarian in Thailand.
And this woman, she comes in and she brings in her hot cat. It's like, this cat's a heartache, awesome body. Okay, listen, this isn't nothing weird about this. You see enough ugly cats, you start to appreciate a good whatever.
Brings in her hot cat. She puts it on the desk. And she's like, ah! She speaks Thai.
I never learned Thai. So that's me. I was like, oh, something's wrong with the cat. She's like, I see.
The cat's pregnant. Got to get the kids out. We can do it. So I bring the cat back to the veterinarian and he opens up the cat.
And I see the inside of a cat for the first time. And it's purple, throbbing tubes. And I'm like, oh, man, life is a nightmare. Wow.
We're all tubes. He cuts open one of the tubes and he pulls out four beautiful baby kittens. And he washes those off and he hands them to me. And then he sews up the cat.
And then he's like, hey, you, just rub these all over the cat. Which is, I guess, something you have to do when you give a C-section to a cat. Because C-sections aren't natural to cats. They don't give them to each other.
So, like, if they don't see themselves give birth, they don't believe that these are its children. So what you have to do daughter, which changed it all. My wife was in labor. We're in the hospital and in walks a nurse's assistant.
The nurse's assistant is Claire, the woman who brought me to Thailand. And I have not seen Claire in 12 years. In fact, one of the last times I saw Claire was when we were delivering these lunch carts together or whatever. I was like, Holy God, it's Claire.
And she brought fears out of me that I don't think most expectant fathers have Like, oh no, will my wife eat the baby? They put the baby on my wife and I was like, you got to really rub it in there because she hasn't eaten in like a month or however long you got to prep for this. But the most shameful thought I have, the thought I'm most embarrassed of is when Claire handed me my daughter, my sweet, darling, baby girl, for the first time. And I looked into her deep blue eyes for the very first time.
My first thought was, ah, finally, I have an end to this bit. Thank you. David Drake, everyone. Oh my goodness, the lunch cats.
Oh my gosh. So listen, folks, this has been such a thrilling evening. We have one more story for you tonight, but I want to let you know we will be back here on September 28th, so come on back and bring friends. Now our final story of the show goes into more serious territory.
This is really exciting because she saw Risk when it was in Philly several months ago and thought to herself, yeah, I really want to like do that show. And so she came up, and here she is. She is a comedian and improv and sketch, but she is another first-timer for this kind of storytelling. So let's show her a lot of love.
This is Yasmin Bedun. So I was 13 when my parents finally agreed to let me go to summer camp. And I grew up in New York City, so summer camp is like a centerpiece of American childhood. And this was about to be the best summer of my life.
Like it was going to be this movie montage, Mia Thermopolis moment, and I would just cast off all traces of my Arabness, like the unibrow and the mustache, and I would transform into the real me, Yasmin 2.0, hotter, hornier, better than ever. It was going to be like a white baptism. Like I was going to submerge myself into this camp lake, a smarmy Middle Eastern girl, and emerge a beautiful white princess, friendship bracelets and all. So instead of summer camp, my family usually would spend our summers visiting our extended family in Beirut, Lebanon.
And this is like a very post-9-11 childhood. So Beirut is low key, kind of scary to me at the time. Like Islamophobia is in full swing in New York City. And here I am in a country filled with people named Muhammad.
Like I have an uncle named Osama. It's crazy when you grow up afraid of your own people. So typically we'd spend our summers in my grandma's dusty Beirut living room, just like waiting for it to be over. And my siblings and I would spend our days around her TV, this like ancient TV set, scrolling through all 12 channels, just desperate in a way kids these days will never understand.
Like we find like a 1950s period drama, and it would be halfway through. And we would like crowd around that TV, our faces inches from the static, just soaking in the bliss of American entertainment. But, okay, this summer is gonna be different. My parents have agreed I can go to summer camp after our trip to Lebanon.
Fine. So we're in Beirut and I am sleeping in as late as I can every day, just like willing this part of the summer to be over as quickly as possible. When one day my dad wakes me up and his face is looking at me softly, full of concern. And my dad and I are really close, but I'm trying to like put some space between us in a way that like preteens who think they're grownups do.
But I'm mostly failing because I love my dad so much it hurts. And my dad looks at me and he says, Habibte, there's been an attack. Israel and Hezbollah are fighting. And a school in southern Lebanon was hit this morning and 12 children died.
And I'm sitting in bed looking up at him thinking, okay, and? Did he wake me up to tell me this? Like, I mean, don't get me wrong. It's sad.
I'm not an asshole, but like southern Lebanon might as well be like Iraq to me. Like where we are in Beirut, there is a Starbucks and an H&M. And like sometimes my mom will take me shopping at the Zara if there's a sale. Like southern Lebanon is a different country.
But he continues. He goes, Beanie. That's my childhood nickname. He goes, Beanie, the Israelis, they also hit the airport, so we can't fly out.
And they've bombed all the roads leading out of the country, so we can't drive out either. It's too dangerous. And he goes, Beanie, we're gonna be stuck here for a little while. And that's when the gravity of the situation dawns on me.
I'm gonna miss camp. The edges of my mouth curl downward the way that they do before I'm gonna cry like a big cry. And my dad, he starts to console me and be like, it's OK, Habibte. We're gonna be OK.
And I realize he thinks I'm crying for a much nobler reason than I am. Because like at this point, I'm really not too concerned about the whole, like, war situation. Like everything in my 13 years of life to this point have shown me that I'm basically the main character of the world. And this is like before they chop off Ned Stark's head in season one.
So like from my frame of reference, you cannot kill the main character in act one. It doesn't make sense for the story. But over the course of the next two weeks, I learned what war means. And pretty soon after that, I forget what camp is all about.
Because every night now, there is a new attack. And every night, like, homes are being destroyed. And neighborhoods are getting leveled. And like we're watching on TV as like buildings are coming down and like these skyscrapers, like there's people inside of them.
And this tiny country the size of Connecticut is being bombed to pieces and we're trapped inside. On the night with the heaviest bombing, I'm in bed next to my mom when we hear the explosions closer than ever before. And we realize they're hitting our neighborhood tonight. And my dad, like, flies into action.
He's like pacing the room and calling people. And I'm in bed next to my mom. And my mom is like a no-nonsense kind of mom. Like growing up, if we would like fall and scrape our knees, she'd be like, come on, get up.
Yella, you're fine. Or if I'm like in a plane and there's turbulence, she would kind of like look at me and like roll her eyes lovingly and be like, don't be an idiot. You're fine. So this, like, tough as nails mom is sitting next to me in bed and she's sobbing.
And she is, like, rocking herself back and forth, praying to Allah that he spares our building. She's like, Bismillah. And I'm lying next to her completely frozen, but my mind is racing. And I'm wondering, if our building is hit, will there be a moment when we know before the rubble of seven stories comes down on us?
Or will it just happen any second now and everything will go black? And I start thinking about my brothers because they're not in Lebanon with us this summer. And I realize that if we die tonight, they're gonna be all alone. And there's gonna have to be like a moment tomorrow when someone's gonna have to break the news to them to tell them that their family is gone.
And they're gonna miss us so much. And that's when I start praying, too. But we make it through the night. Our building is spared and outside is smoke and, like, rubble.
And my dad realizes we need to get the fuck out of Beirut. So we drive north two hours and he checks us into this, like, bougie beach resort. And we are the only people there because, like, shocker, no one's trying to go on vacation in Lebanon right now. So I have this whole place to myself, which is actually kind of awesome because there's this, like, enormous pool.
And I have it to myself. And it doesn't take too long for me to make this hotel my, like, mental safe space. Like, there's pizza in the restaurant and the room service makes, like, your towel into, like, the little swan thing. And I am like, this is where I belong.
I will not leave this hotel no matter what. When? One day, my parents get this absurd idea. They come to me and they go, Beanie, wouldn't it be nice if we left the hotel and we went into town for dinner tonight?
Wouldn't that be nice? No. Absolutely not. This is my home.
And you will have to drag me out kicking and screaming. Which they do. Because they're my parents. So we're walking to town and I am pouting.
I, like, have my arms crossed. And they're, like, strolling about, pretending this is like a nice family vacation. Like, what if we get ice cream after dinner? Won't that be nice?
When we hear a plane overhead. And it's really, really loud. It's close. It's too close.
And we all look up suddenly, trying to find it. And we're all making this mental calculation of, like, how close is it? Is it And in Beirut, there is probably a 13-year-old girl who is like embarrassed about her unibrow and was supposed to be having the best summer of her life. And if we're all the main characters, then she is too.
And this isn't supposed to happen to her. This isn't supposed to happen to any of us. So since that summer, I've gone back to Beirut each year. And each time I went, I found myself a little more curious about this place where I apparently I'm from.
And I found something new that I liked about it. And then loved. Like I found out that this tiny country, like the size of Connecticut, it has these like epic, snow-capped mountains and these dramatic valleys where water just gushes out of limestone cliffs. And this beautiful seaside corniche where like children rollerblade and men smoke their avila, like hookah pipes.
And the people are exuberant with life and welcoming and kind and hilarious. And when I was 23, 10 years after that summer, I moved to Lebanon. And at 24, I met my husband there. And I love being Lebanese.
And I love being Arab. And if I ever do have children, by God, I am going to drag them there every fucking summer to bask in the glory that is their homeland. Thank you. This is Risk.
This is Amra Diab behind me now. This is a favorite of Yasmin's and a hugely popular hit from 1996. Yasmin was such a joy to be with that night. We're so thrilled that she pitched us and that we could get her up on stage in New York.
And you can find her at Yasmin Badun on Instagram. You know, there's something to be said that the show is still so strong, even when we're struggling to stay alive right now. You know, we're certainly keeping things interesting. For example, before every Risk show in New York, JC, my business partner, my better half here, she tells the audience that they can't talk during stories, but they can feel free to fart.
Well, folks, no one comes through quite like Risk fans do. Take a closer listen to this moment from when Heather Farley was on stage. So I went to court. The judge kind of shuffles through the papers pursuant to my case, looks at my lawyer.
Now, where else on earth do you get valuable content like that? Listen, if you haven't heard, Risk is doing the biggest fundraising push we have ever done before this summer. We are extremely dangerously low on funds right now. With everyone on staff taking pay cuts while working much harder, our income streams will be more stable toward the end of the year.
But first, we have to last to the end of the year. We're on thin ice. So if you feel the show does bring value to you, if you feel you'd miss it if it was gone, please chip in. We need all the help we can possibly get right now.
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It was edited by Roman Denhoudijker, and the stories are by Sage Roorda, Rob Putnam, and Aaron Maher. And I finally said to him, I just have one question for you. How did you know my car was getting hit? And to that he responded, yeah, we got a call that a naked man was beating up a car in the parking lot.
So Patreon people can hear that and so much more over there. And I want to give a shout out to all the folks giving $25 or more there per month, including Anne Wolf Anderson, Kelly Lyon, Sean Snyder, Haley Kepke, Wanda Bowser, Julian Yu, Elizabeth Nudek, Lauren Piera, Sharon Porter, and Michael Stoper. Thank you all so, so, so much. And anyone out there listening, please give what you can as well, even if it's just a little.
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Well, folks, I already told you, you're going to hear the other two stories from that same caveat show soon enough. Like next week, you'll hear my story in which I say, get the mayonnaise! However, that's next week. Folks, today is the day.
Take a risk. You knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed. A few people cried.
Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty. And to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.