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Like I said, it's an absolute pleasure. So much to get through so little time. And a very special night tonight because we're going to have one of Twitter's most hated personalities. One of Periscope's most hated personalities.
Everybody hates him. So that's why he has to be on the show tonight, of course, on Twitter, speaking about everybody's favorite contrary Lucifer Sam. Should be fucking fun. Should be fun.
The OG Periscope business will remember Lucifer Sam from the various chat rooms. You might still see him around if he hasn't been banned yet. Should be good. Lucifer Sam's been around for a while, sir.
Looking forward to introducing him to you in voice form instead of just text form. Thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls, it's Friday night. I want to wish my American brothers and sisters happy birthday.
A lot of birthdays this week. We had Canada Day earlier in the week where I suspect we have sex with sea lions or Eskimos and drink maple syrup. I still don't know what you do on Canada Day. I haven't figured it out yet.
I watched the Greater Rational Times special Canada Day broadcast and I was none the wiser. In fact, I was more fucking confused after that was over. So I don't know. Aaron Johnson's in the chat.
We hate Sam. You haven't even heard the guy speak yet. Maybe you'll like him a little more if you hear him speak. I know that you know, this is hard to grasp for some people, but in text form it is very different than in speaking form.
I've spoken to the guy offline on the phone and it's very. It's a very different impression than what you get in just the 140 characters that you're allowed on Twitter, so. But anyway, we'll let the guy speak for himself and see what you think. But yeah, because everybody hates him.
That's why I like him. On the show, just to annoy everybody. If nothing else, thank you for the diamond. I've caught the bookie.
What do. Sad face. Well, be sad, man. We're gonna be happy tonight.
Got lots of stuff to get through. So big. Happy birthday to American brothers and sisters. Before we get too far down the road tonight, let's honor your birthday in the way that we like to here on this program, in the only way, like giving it the appropriate level of respect.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you live from Mount Crush more Crushmore. Push. Crush more indigenous people. Crush more.
Crush more blacks. Crush whatever the hell you want on this special birthday of yours. The New York Times doing what the New York Times does. How Mount Rushmore became Mount Rushmore.
You know what? We haven't played one of these for a while. Let's do one of these now. You face the shredder.
Shredder. Time for the shredder. Ladies and gentlemen, the South Dakota landmark has drawn criticism over the land it occupies, the main sculpture behind it, and the legacies of the men it memorialises, and just a fun little useless anecdote for you. I once won a pub trivia competition on the question of here in Australia, on the question of who are the people on Mount Rushmore?
And I said George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt. And I said Roosevelt and still won because I couldn't remember at the time which Roosevelt we were talking about. But they didn't ask for a first name, so poor old Roosevelt. That's all right.
Just the last name will do. That's why he's in the back there behind the other three, because he's not that important. Fuck him. This year, for the first time in more than a decade, there will be a major fireworks display to commemorate Independence State.
Mount Rushmore National Memorial. Everybody loves fireworks. Everybody loves fireworks. The sculpture features the faces of four American presidents.
Washington, Jefferson, Theodore Rose, Teddy. Teddy Roosevelt. Thank you very much. And Lincoln carved into a granite slope over the Black Hills of South Dakota.
In the eight decades since the carving was completed, it has never been without controversy. People have always been upset about it. People hate it. So when President Trump announced it back, this is.
I suspect that there's always been people complaining about it on some level, but this is the first time that I can remember wall to wall corporate media coverage of the outrage, supposed outrage of Mount Rushmore. Am I wrong? Has there been previous presidents who have, you know, had to answer questions, field questions about, you know, don't you care about the oppression of Mount Rushmore? Don't you care about how racist and bigoted it is.
I can't remember that ever happening before, but maybe people have been upset for a long time, you know? So when President Trump announced the May that he would attend the festivities there, it invited even more scrutiny of the monument's history. The leaders it celebrates, the sculptor who created it and the land it towers over. Native Americans have long criticised the sculpture, in part because it was built on what had been indigenous land.
And more recently, I mean, nationwide movement against racism that has toppled. Why don't we complain about the casinos being built on indigenous land? Can anybody answer that? I guarantee you, if I was to open a Mount Rushmore Casino, that nobody would fucking complain.
Mount Rushmore Casino. Get free, get free. $10 worth of chips and a bag of maize. If you stay at our hotel, nobody would care.
Oh, it's sacred land. Yep. Let's put the blackjack tables here. We'll put the roulette table over here.
Maybe all we have to do is stick a poker table on top of George Washington's head and then we can get around this fucking outrage. Right? Let's have a meat raffle on the top of Mount Rushmore every single day, and then it won't be offensive anymore. Then it'll be a casino.
Then everybody wins. Well, the house always wins, but you know what I mean. The sculptors. Places, ladies and gentlemen.
During the 1920s, a historian in South Dakota, Joanne Robinson, was mulling over ideas for a monument that would draw tourists to his state. Mr. Robinson, here's you. Mr.
Robinson originally envisioned a sculpture memorialising figures of the American west, such as the explorers Lewis and Clark or the Oglala Lakota leader Red Cloud. But the Skullchild, who was ultimately chosen for the project, Yudson Borglum. Fucking put that on a business card, settled on a concept, pay tribute to four former commanders in chief. He picked four presidents he thought represented major accomplishments in the American story.
Before he was recruited to create Mount Rushmore, Mr. Borglum had been involved with another project, an enormous mass relief at Stone Mountain in Georgia that memorialized Confederate leaders. Dun, dun, dun. You mean this guy?
Sculpture. Confederate leaders before Mount Rushmore. How dare this artist do some art that we don't like? Fuck him.
He must be a historical racist, obviously. After the sculpting of the Black Hills monument began in 1927, a women's rights advocate named Rose Arnold Powell fought to include a likeness of the suffragist Susan B Anthony. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure. Susan B Anthony being up there Next to Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Teddy Roos will just drag the audience in.
Would drag the ticket buyers in the gate, huh? Who are you here for, Susan? Big fan of Suze, Joey, Jean, the Chat. Oh, the shame of it all.
Yes, I hope you're feeling shame and guilt. Shame, guilt, hatred, self loathing. All of those wonderful emotions that we call pro bros. She enlisted the help of First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, who wrote to Mr.
Baldwin in support of the idea in 1936. He opposed it. He must hate women as well. And a congressional bill to add Anthony's face stall after the House Appropriations Committee said funding would be limited to the work already in progress.
Work on the massive monument was arduous, spanning 14 years of dynamite and jackhammering. The project slogged on through the Great Depression and the beginning of World War II, creating jobs. Though the difficulties that forced builders to destroy an early attempt at Jefferson space and start again. And though the death of Mr.
Baldwin, whose work was taken up by his son Lincoln, there they are working, chipping away at Thomas J. Tommy J. An early plan to carve the presidents down to their waists was scrapped and the project was finished in 1941, just in time for the end of World War II. As more highways were built and the road tripping became a national pastime, Mount Rushmore cemented its place as a must see destination.
A grandiose piece of Americana covering 2 square miles of granite and attracting more than 2 million tourists annually. Ladies and gentlemen, Mount Rushmore is built on land that belongs to the Lakota tribe. Wherever you go to connect your God, that's what the Black Hills are to the Lakota, said Nick Tilson, a member of the Oglala tribe and president of the NDN collective and indigenous activist group. Prospector seized the land during the Gold rush in the 1870s, violating the Fort Laramie Treaty of 1868.
We're going all the way back to 1868 now. Gee, can you just imagine if the average citizen had the power to enforce government treaties and government promises going back 150 fucking years. Wouldn't that be fun? Imagine if we could turn around to our government and say you need to enforce the rules that you had back in 1860, various rules about, you know, say, taxation or immigration.
Oh, oh, what a glorious day. But it seems that we only want to enforce various rules from 1860 that we agree with and we won't call other ones that we disagree with. Historical bigotry or something like that. Scenes to the cynical mind, it would seem to the bigot.
That's something a Nazi would say. Of course not. Here on this show. Here on this show, we endorse the creation, we endorse history, officially starting in 1965.
And everything before then was awful, of course. But each of these titans of American history has a complicated legacy. Washington and Jefferson were slaveholders. Roosevelt actively sought to Christianize and uproot Native Americans.
Holy shit. Winning TV with a diamond. Thank you. Follow WingTV TVTV would be worth the laugh to see protesters to try and pull these statues down.
I've already said I want to see that. I want to see people in black hoodies with black face masks rappelling down George Washington's face and hacking at his nose like a drunken Egyptian on the face of the sphinx, you know what I mean? Just with a ball peen hammer that you tuck away in your backpack. Let's see them all over Mount Rushmore clamoring over it like ants to a dropped candy bar.
It'd be fucking amazing, don't you think? I can't wait for that to happen. I want it to happen. Please God, let it happen.
I don't go so far as to think that the only good Indian is the dead Indian, but I believe nine out of ten are. Roosevelt said in an 1886 speech based Teddy Roosevelt and I shouldn't like to inquire too closely into the case of the 10th. And although Lincoln was behind the Emancipation Proclamation move that some have characterised as reluctant had laced, he has been criticised for his response to the so called Minnesota Uprising in which more than 300 Native Americans were sentenced to death by a military court after being accused of attacking white settler Hitlers in 1862. Lincoln said he found a lack of evidence in most of the cases and reduced the number of condemned to 38 who were hanged in what was thought to be the largest mass Essex execution in US history.
So there's a bit of background for you from our Rushmore ladies and gentlemen, but don't worry because apparently later on tonight, Mr. Mr. President, Donald Trump is going to be giving a speech in front of Mount Rushmore and if we can't have, if we can't, you know, use the historical aspects of Matt Rushmore to get people outraged. What about some current day things?
What's happening in the current day? Can we go Mouse Splash work? Can we go to mouth worker? Can we go to Mouse Splashmore?
Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk. So how about something current? People don't care about history, you know What? It's not right.
I don't agree with it. But what happened over 150 years ago, man, people don't give a fuck anymore. It's kind of in the past, bro. You live in the past, man.
So you're not gonna get people on board with that. How can we get people on board with avoiding this area at all costs? Especially tonight during this alleged rally, which I like to call a clan meeting, apparently, because I've read too much cnn. How about this?
Let's try this one on precise. A health expert, ladies and gentlemen. You know, we love the health experts here on the daily booking. Let's check out what the health experts are saying about this gathering of seven and a half thousand people in the shadows of Mount Rushmore.
Later on today, if you have an event that is outdoors, 7,500 people are expected. Face coverings not required. There will be no social distancing program in place. What would your level of concern be here?
Well, Kate, I'm highly concerned. This is beyond irresponsible. This is. Yeah.
Beyond irresponsible. It's worse than irresponsible, Kate. It's beyond irresponsible. See, I love this stuff.
This stuff gets me hard because, you know, two, three weeks ago, all of the protests, all of the mass protests and the rallies and the riots and whatnot, not a fucking word about social distancing. Not a word about wearing a mask. Not a word about coronavirus. It was, hey, you need to remember Chris Cuomo.
You need to be active. You need to be angry. Don't be passive. Don't go home.
They don't want you. They want you to go home and be passive. They want to ignore you. And now, because it's a very organized thing where we suspect stores aren't going to be looted, where there isn't going to be an angry racial tinge.
Well, we need to inject the racial tinge into it. Well, you know, two of the guys up here on this monument own fucking slaves. Did you know that? Well, I never.
And, of course, now. Coronavirus be concerned. Big issue. Got a deal.
How dare they? This is the behavior of a cult leader who is jumping off the cliffs. If he's jumping off into a safety net where he has protections around him, people around him are being tested. He's being tested on a regular basis.
Political rallies are now a manifestation of a cult leader sending people to their death. Look, I think you'll be okay. At the rally, just when they hand out the Kool Aid, don't drink it. Apparently, I think that's big.
Not because there's gonna be any poison in the Kool Aid, but because you don't know if the person who poured it may have coronavirus. So you need to be careful, responsible. This is the behavior of a cult leader who is jumping off the cliff, except he's jumping off into a safety net where he has around him, people around him are being tested. He's being tested on a regular basis while he asks his followers to jump off a cliff and do nothing.
I mean, this is extremely dangerous behavior. Extremely. Unfortunately, this is extremely dangerous. Extremely dangerous.
Do you think it'll be more or less dangerous than, I don't know, Participating in a mass. Thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of people throwing bricks through windows, stealing, looting and firing guns at each other. Do you think it would be more or less dangerous than that? Quietly sitting on a chair and listening to somebody speak.
This is extremely dangerous. They're jumping off a cliff into nothing. This is a cult leader. Like I said, I love this stuff because I can't take it seriously anymore.
Which is exactly why I showed on the show Politicized, where you abide by public health and scientific recommendations. You abide by public health recommendations, ladies and gentlemen. Do what the public health officials tell you to do. We've been over this.
But, darling, you're out of your fucking jurisdiction. If I get sick and come to you, that's where your jurisdiction begins. And at the end of our consultation, I have the right to give you the finger and say, you know what? I'm not going to do anything that you recommend.
Why? Because you're a doctor. You're not a police officer. You know, you're not an agent, you're not a fed.
You're none of those things. You are a doctor. Your job is to give advice, not laws. Your job is to give advice, and people have the right to reject that advice.
It is not your job to tell people what they can and can't do. You are out of your jurisdiction, my darling. I feel like this needs to be repeated over and over because right now too many people are like cowering through the white coats. Oh, the health officials said so we can't do it.
We can't do what we want. Didn't you hear? The doctor said no? Everybody rejects doctors advice on a daily f Cking basis.
Have you ever been told you need to eat better, drink less, smoke less, quit smoking, Perish the fucking thought. Don't do hard narcotics. Have you ever been told these things? How many people are actively Ignoring the doctor's advice on a daily basis.
Exactly the way it should be. You should be free to do that. Thank you for joining us for resonation dlive.tv Sunday night. Shit show.
So the behaviour of a cult leader. Ladies and gentlemen, we need to put a stop to this. What else have we got here? Oh, this is a fun little one.
Again with CNN. CNN's been on fire in the last 48 hours. Kicking off the Independent State Weekend, President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore. Now remember, this is a reporter.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're reporting here. Kicking off the Independent State Weekend, President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore where he'll be standing for a monument of two slaveholders and on land wrestled away from Native Americans. Told that, focusing on the effort to, quote, tear down our country's history. They're good.
Are they? On land wrestled away from Native Americans. But darling, I've got news for you. The land that you're standing on right now was at one time or another wrestled away from somebody else.
The land that the CNN office buildings are on was once occupied by somebody else. Your home is on land, you know, the place where you lay your pretty little head down at night and cuddle your probably many cats to sleep every single evening that once belong to somebody else too. You see the dilemma here. How far back do you want to go?
How committed to the cause are you? Are you prepared to give everything away? Give everything up? If not, then people probably have the right.
You know, those bigots out there. Not here on the show. I'm on the show here. FQ with the Dunham.
Don't use hand sanitiser before lighting fireworks. Good advice, good advice. So how prepared are you to, you know, commit to the cause here? Some may say, some of those bigots out there may say that if you're not prepared to give up your home, the office building, the car park, the local hospital, which, all of which is built on land that at one point or another belongs to somebody else, then you know, you're kind of a fraud, so you should shut the fuck up.
Maybe. I mean, do you really think it's good enough? Do you really think it's progressive enough to just pick and choose the items that we want to refer to as historically being stolen and then go back home to our gated community in our mansion with our mortgage and our home loan and our landowner's fees? Think that's fair?
Oh, very good. Very good comment from MK Veritas. I really hope she's not wearing cotton panties. Perhaps Many hundred of many hundreds of black people's hands have been in your pants, my dear.
I hope we can come back to this later. Lucer. Sam joins us in the second half of the show. Plenty to get through, my man.
Plenty to get through. So there's some. There's some current day outrages. Found this little.
Found this little doozy earlier today. I don't often refer to Fox News, but I thought this one needed to be shared. Ladies and gentlemen, the state of politics currently as it stands, the state of the war. On Twitter.
Now, you'll know the other day we criticized Donald Trump for deleting the retweet of the pensioner driving in the golf cart. The only problem I had with that whole story is that he deleted the retweet. Should have kept it up because you're just throwing the guy under the bus at that point. When you delete the tweet, you're basically admitting to the other side that it is what they say it is, when clearly it wasn't.
Clearly it was two sets of angry boomers yelling at each other, and one group was calling the other group Nazis, and the other one sarcastically in response said, yeah, yeah, white power, man. As if to say, you fucking idiots. But deleting the tweet then says to the world, well, we won. We won.
We called it white power. And he agreed. That's why you deleted it. Why else would we delete it?
You see? So leave it up. It seems that Mr. Trump is not the only one who is forced to conform with these kinds of demands on Twitter.
Have a look at this. Not for short. In the meantime, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it.
The DNC tweeting and then deleting insults about the President's upcoming Independence Day event. Rushmore claiming the iconic landmark is a, quote, glorification of white supremacy. The dnc, ladies and gentlemen, the glorification of white supremacy. Isn't that cute?
Mount Rushmore, or as it's otherwise known, Munich, as it's otherwise been known historically about Rushmore, the Reichstag, the glorification of white supremacy. Huh? Sounds offensive. Sounds awful.
You ask me, it had to be some intern or something that popped this out and thought, you know what? This is going to kill it, man. This is going to kill it. We are going to get so many retweets on this.
GOP congressional candidate Lacey Le Johnson to join us now. Good morning. Thank you for being here. We appreciate it.
Good morning. So here's what Democratic Party has to say. Here's a Republican black guy to explain what's wrong with that tweet saying, let you respond. This tweet reads, quote, trump has disrespected Native communities time and again.
He's attempted to limit their voting rights and blocked critical pandemic relief. He's now holding a rally glorifying white supremacy and how much more a region once sacred to tribal communities. What is your response to that? I think this is typical election year politics.
I think the Democrats have spent the past four years talking about Russian collusion and Ukrainian quip or quo immigration and every other issue except issues affecting Native Americans. And as part of their campaign playbook, each campaign, they pull out racism, white supremacy and things like that to get the Native American black people vote, the women vote. If Democrats were really concerned about the lives of Native Americans, they would be talking about the poverty level and conditions in these communities. Well, they do, to be fair to them, they do.
They talk about the poverty level in these communities, but they say it's because of white supremacy if the Democrat Party really cared about the living conditions of the Native American and the black man, then they would be talking about poverty levels. Well, they do. They say the poverty levels are caused by white supremacy. So we need to do away with it.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, while we're on the media, this one has been tucked away in my inbox for about a week and a half and I've been waiting for a chance to get to it, trying desperately to get to this clip. It's been a while. It's time for another edition of the Weekly Stuff, the Not so Weekly still these days, unfortunately, because we've turned our attention to so many other things. But you'll remember after the Tulsa, Oklahoma rally that people were in a celebratory mood because apparently, ladies and gentlemen, the trolls, there was a bunch, apparently there was a bunch of trolls on the Internet who had booked interest with Donald Trump's campaign and then didn't show up.
And it's caused the campaign to go out, say, well, a million people are interested in, blah, blah, blah, you know, the f cking story. My whole take on that was if it was a legitimate campaign to make that happen, if that was a legitimate campaign by, you know, the opponents of Donald Trump, then my genuine reaction to that is this, well done, well done, because you've got to take out, you know, if you're a Trump supporter, right, Then you would recognise that if the same thing was done the opposite way and it worked, that you would be clapping too. So, like Purely as, you know, the tactical to and fro of a campaign. If that's what happened, then I say tip of the hat.
Well done to you, sir. Well played. I can't hate that. I cannot hate that because if it was going against, you know, a politician that I dislike, I would fucking celebrate it too.
So it's like, well, they're learning, they're learning, they're learning, they're figuring it out. So I can't be against it, I can't be for it for one way and against it the other way. That tactic is legitimate if it's used against you. So tip of the hat.
I would only say that you can't really do the same thing to Biden because if his HQ gets more than 50 calls, then they'll know something's up. They'll know that it's a fucking scam. Right? Hang on a minute.
We haven't had a dozen calls in one day ever. So we know that somebody's teasing us here. This has to be a prank, so it wouldn't work going the opposite way. Maybe you could say, well, we want you to come down and speak to the deaf mute children of this particular special school who all use, you know, rose petal flavored Pantene shampoo.
Maybe that would be a way to get the same kind of Joe Biden punk. They hear nothing, they say nothing and they all smell amazing. So maybe we could do that for Joe, but who knows, he may be in favour of that. So Brian Stelter was doing the victory lap after this event and this was, I think, about 24 hours after it took place.
Brian Stella bribe on his show. Let's have a look at Brian Stelter basking in the glow of reflected troll glory. Arnold Nicotina the Dime. Thank you for joining us.
MSM is doing the victim roulette. Next week's Victim is. Good question. Good question.
It will never run out of victims. That's the beautiful part of that play. There's always going to be a victim. Let's see Brian celebrating.
We are seeing a convergence of three stories. The pandemic protests, all of it in Tulsa, Oklahoma. All over the side of TikTok trolling. A side of TikTok trolling to Great Britain.
All around the world, headlines about President Trump's rally falling short of expectations. All those empty seats, the crowd did not show up, as expected. Now, we've been over this, right? Generally, like in campaigning, you want to take the opponent's strength and turn it into a weakness, right?
So what's the one Thing that Donald Trump supporters point to more than anything else in terms of an election campaign, it's the crowd sizes. It's like the foundation stone. Anything can be happening in the polls, anything can be happening in the news. The opinion pieces, it doesn't matter.
The Trump supporters will always say, look at the, look at the crowd sizes. The crowd sizes is all the evidence we need. So they've been waiting legitimately five years for an opportunity like this to come up. Thank you for joining us.
The Punch News. Thank you. Sharing on Facebook. Well, you're about to get banned.
You're about to get banned off Facebook. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for this show. Five years have been waiting for this opportunity where a crowd is less than expected. Now, you know, as like the objective, unbiased, non partisan viewer, which I'm sure you all are, let's assume that you are.
You know, that for years and years and years we could have done hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of reporting of politicians getting small crowd sizes. And we've ignored the crowd sizes of one guy for years and years and years. And now that that one guy gets a smaller than expected crowd size, it becomes the story for a week. Like, it doesn't.
It's not hard to look at this and go, come on, man, come on. Like, you know, at least try. We're not as stupid as you think we are. But Ryan couldn't help himself.
He went all in. He pushed all of his chips into the middle of the table on this one. Wait until you see the way that this little fucking clip goes, the direction this takes. It is.
Mwah, beautiful. It is the piece de l' existance of the corporate press. Why does this matter? Why is it elite?
So why is it elite? Because it matters. And we expect to have, you know, it's like a record setting ground. We've never had an empty seat, and we certainly won't in Oklahoma.
That was a lie. There are usually empty seats in this event and there were lots of them in Tulsa. Trump set out to produce a television show and he wanted to have a campaign relaunch spectacle there. And he fell short.
Partly because folks are rightly concerned to be in a room with thousands of others during the coronavirus pandemic. Right? And it seems that one of the other reasons, that's the other beautiful part about this. So while during, like in the lead up to the indoor Tulsa, Oklahoma rally, I lost count of the amount of opinion pieces that said this is wrong because coronavirus.
And then people would Say, well, what about the protest? And do you remember how many times did you see this fucking headline or, you know, an opinion piece or something in the newspaper, whatever. I don't know how much you keep up with the corporate press, but how many times did you see it said that? Well, it's only because it's inside that's the problem.
If you have the rally outside, then there's not going to be any problem. I was like, oh, okay. So then he announces his next rally to be outside and what do we get? We watched a clip just a minutes ago.
The health experts say this is highly irresponsible, the behavior of a cult leader who is leading his supporters off a cliff into nothingness. But I thought you said. I thought you said if it was outside it was gonna be okay. Shut up.
What about the slave owners? What about the historical racisms here? Oh, okay, that's the other thing. Right now they show the images of the crowd.
Exactly. But why there were so many empty seats? Is a no show protest. Nice.
A no show protest. This all started with a video on TikTok created by Oof. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the young, the hip, the beautiful, the trendy, the attractive, modern day anti Trumper. Yeah, have a look at this.
Have a look at this trolling mastermind with you. Huh? Huh? This is who you're up against.
How many people just became incels winning to say legally with diamond? Why is a fat boomer on TikTok? This isn't a fat boomer. This is a young, youthful, concerned citizen winning tv.
Don't you know the difference when you see it? Mary Doe Lap, who's being effectively called a TikTok grandma. TikTok grandma. She made a video more than a week ago urging viewers to go to Trump's site, sign up to attend the rally, but pointedly not show up at the rally.
Her video was viewed 10. I love it too. And I love it. I always listen intently to people who have one eye half closed.
Remain 200,000 times. And her video led to others. TikTok users going on posting similar videos about K Pop fans around there as well, trying to sabotage Trump's rally. This is a powerful statement.
We don't know exactly how well, but Trump's campaign manager, Brad Parscale was out there talking about how many people were signing up, bragging that there were a million. She's a bastard. She's like, I suspect she's like, come on my brain lately. What's going on?
She's like Stephen Hawking, right? Her brain is so powerful that the rest of her body suffers as a result. You know what I mean? Like Stephen Hawking's brain is so powerful and so deep that it literally causes the rest of his body to shut down.
I think the same thing is happening here with this lovely young lady, otherwise known as the Troll Mastermind. Then people RSVP and they were gathering all this data about people that he used for the campaign, but apparently it was a bunch of kids, a bunch of teenagers showing up as a protest. Clearly not a bunch of kids and a bunch of teenagers being led by the TikTok grandma. Maybe people heard the huge numbers and said they didn't want to go through the hassle of the crowds.
Something there. Exactly what happened. There's multiple factors. We're going to go live in Fulsa in a moment.
But first, I spoke with Mary Jo Lope about her role and what's being. We're gonna speak with Mary Jo. Have a look at this. Have a look at what CNN has become for all the.
See, I'm not a goldfish. I remember. I remember playing the clips on this show of corporate media personalities repeating ad nauseam. We can't keep paying too much attention to Twitter.
We can't pay too much attention to social media. It's not that important. It's not real. Gypsy with a diamond.
Where did you steals the diamond? Gypsy. Who did you steals the diamond from? Gypsy.
You mean they followed her like a cult leader? Bom bom boom. Perhaps that's. We'll find out.
Let's hear the words of the wise. Let's hear the wisdom filled whimsical whimsings. The musings of this modern day trolling mastermind called the no show protest. The no show protest.
So we get her on cnn. Old lady who made a TikTok video. Would you like to be on the bride Stelta program? Would I?
You know, we as a society really need to spend less time talking about what happens on social media. Coming up next, the TikTok grandma who made a video about a double trope rally. Mary Jo. What happened?
Mary Jo, she's got two names too. Two first names. I love it. I educated myself on black Wall street and under.
We're off to a flying start. That's where she cut her teeth. That's where she earned her stripes. I can't believe she had time to do this interview.
She kind of tasty. Urban struts on black Wall Street. She looks like somebody who plays the market, if you know what I mean. So Another white savior, basically.
Another white savior. You know, I educated myself on black Wall street and I was listening to a whole bunch of black content creators and black influencers and then I decided to take up the fight for them. Well, thank you, TikTok grandma. Where would we be without you?
Where would we be without you and your selfless act of devotion? And I posted a video late Thursday night, the 11th, that was just sort of meant to be a frustrated rant. Had a thousand followers on the chat at that point. Most of my videos were seen a couple hundred times maybe.
And then this went viral on multiple platforms. Yes, hundreds of times. And share hundreds of times. And then the K pop fans and when they get involved, you know, it's getting serious.
She's big in Korea, to be fair, she's big everywhere. Bada Bing, huh? How do you like that one, huh? Hey, how about this guy over here?
He's a hell of a guy. So this idea is. Thank you, Brian. Everybody's gonna sign up for tickets clean.
They want to attend the rally, but then of course not show up. How much of an impact do you think this online prank actually had in Tulsa? Yes, I honestly can't tell you because this is. These social media systems are generational.
So when I share a video, let's say my video was shared 700 times, those people would have people sharing their copies of. Yes, you're huge. 700 more people I never saw. So it's impossible to tell for sure just because of this.
Brian can barely contain himself. Look him, I think he just came. Did you see that? Did you see that little pop of excitement for Brian?
I'm not even fucking joking here. I'm being serious. I think he just preyed in his panties. Have a look at this.
Have a look at this little reaction from Brian when she was talking about. I can't really tell because 700 people shared it and then those people may have shared it to 700 people. And there was just a little pop of excitement for Brian. Like when you're a virgin with a girl for the first time and she takes a bra off, you know, like 15 year old, 16 year old, however old were.
Brian just, just had that moment. Have a look at this very carefully. So it's impossible to tell for sure just because. Did you see it?
Maybe we can slow this down. Never saw. Okay, let's slow this right down now. So it's impossible, okay, to tell.
Here we go, here we go. There. Ah, now you've seen it. You can't unsee it.
Now you've seen it. You can't unsee it. Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, Brian Skelter just coomed. It's impossible to tell for sure.
Just. There you have it. I've been waiting. Let's just leave right here, shall we?
That was the weekly sculptor. Over edge of the diamond. How do you not dress up or prep for tv? Yikes.
She was. She was wearing her best funeral outfit, I think you'll find. Look again. She's dressed for a funeral.
And you gotta show those, gotta show those arms too. That's her most alluring feature. I've got one more clip for you before we take a quick break and then we'll get to our guest tonight. And it's gonna be a lot of fun, trust me, with a lot of stuff to go over with Lucifer.
Sam, I do have one that we must cover here. As you know, we. Since we've dropped John McAfee, ladies and gentlemen, actually, I've got a John McAfee clip. Maybe we'll play it with Sam, see what he thinks.
So, as you know, on the show, ladies and gentlemen, we've been covering the campaign of Toddles, Toddles 2020. Big fans of Toddles here. John McAfee let us down. He dropped out of the race.
He didn't win the nomination. Unfortunately, neither did Verman Supreme. So we couldn't go, we couldn't go to the Libertarian Party for our nominee. So we've had to look outside the box.
We had to go outside the square and we found Toddles. Now, Toddles is pretty based. He lives with his mother. He makes things in his kitchen that don't involve the oven, you see, because mum doesn't like him using the oven.
There's, there's the sticker right there. President Toddles 2020. Thank you so much. So he's not allowed to use the oven because he makes too much mess.
So we've seen him do Peter pizzas, We've seen him throw knives into a box. He's an excellent knife thrower. Excellent. Mike Jarvis, Toddles.
But what I wanted to show you was Toddles, ladies and gentlemen, this is not his first campaign. We have unearthed a video from Toddles back when he was running for President in 2015. Ladies and gentlemen, he's a veteran of election campaigns. So I thought it would be fun to review an old campaign video of Toddles back for the 2016 campaign and see if his view has changed at all.
As you'll remember, the toddles of 2020 wants to address the prison overpopulation Problem by getting rid of all the police. You see, he's a visionary because the police arrest people and the only people that get into prison are people who have previously been arrested. So if we just stop arresting people, then there'll be nobody going to prison. Then we don't have to deal with prison overpopulation anymore.
Like I said, he's a fucking genius. His campaign slogan was Make America huge. That's the quote. Make America huge, remember?
So let's go back into 2015. Like there it is. You can't see on the screen, but it is from March 15, 2015. Cottles running for president over four years ago.
Let's have a look. How much has he changed? How much has he adapted to the modern political landscape? Look at him.
Look at him wearing a suit. He's wearing a suit. He was much more formal back then. I think he was more confident back then.
He believed in himself more. Or maybe he's more confident now. That's why he does most of his videos shirtless and sweating profusely. But back then it was suit and tie for titles.
Wow, he's changed. He's definitely changed. Okay, go on Donalds, give us your best. Ben K.
Veritas with a diamond. A very astute observation. Stop making toilet paper and people won't poop. He's got.
He's got the background music. He's got everything. Toddles of 2016 was a completely different beast. He's got American flags.
Woo. He's waving American flags. He's got the music background. He's wearing a suit.
Todd, as a member of the Internet community, as somebody who wants to, who does support your run for president in 2020. Toddles, what the fuck happened, bro? Was your heart broken? Were your dreams dashed?
Were you crushed by the system? Why did you give up on yourself, Todd? Why did you stop caring? Look how much effort he put in the first time around.
Look at this. Now wait, guys. Imagine if only. Imagine if the United States had elected toddles back in 2016 instead of Donald Trump.
Think of all of the outrage and hatred and the, you know, the wailing and gnashing of teeth that could have been avoided by now. Equals. Like I said, eagles fly high and so do. It's good to see that back in 2015, he still had the same camera sense, he still had the same mind for direction, for production.
He was still a production genius back in 2015, by the way. Lifeguard. Now, one side in this campaign has been telling us that the issues of this election are the maintenance of Peace and prosperity. Ronald Reagan man.
Ronald Reagan man. Was he a Reaganite in his toddles? For those who just joined us, this is a Toddles video from back in 2015 and we're seeing the toddles of then versus the toddles now. We still support him in 2020, but have a look at him playing, fucking.
Playing Reagan fucking clips. This is incredible. Back to your love chat. He refuses to answer me on if his mum is still alive or not because we have a working theory.
We never see Mum and we think Mum may be stashed away in a fucking. In a bedside table or perhaps in a closet or in a hole in the garage somewhere and he's collecting her disability checks. We think that this could be a true story, but we need to confirm or disconfirm those rumours. It's a potential scandal on the campaign trail for Toddles.
Longer this question goes unanswered about the life status of his mother, the more voters are going to have question marks in their mind as to whether the Toddles can run the country or not. Only real men drink. Only real men drink. He was drinking beer back then in 2015 too.
Woo. So the drinking on camera as part of your election campaigning has been a big part of Toddles's, you know, movie for at least two election runs now. Only real men drink. You know, I'm a patriot.
Designer Bill. One day, the notorious president. I got my snacks, got my steak. Look at this.