Live From The 405, Episode 559

The plastic bag junkie. Why are porn sites suddenly so obsessed with trying to convince us we want to fuck grannies? I had a real internet cataclysm recently, and I want to publicly flog the creator of YouTube like they flog Mikey Burns in The Proposition. (And the owner of Celtx immediately after. Goodbye, dozens of scripts, shorts, etc) I had my first week back in the gym in a while, and it went about as pleasantly as you'd expect. I had quite a weekend of cavorting with Misters Bowers and Rocha, and I went to see Motor City so you don't have to. Lou from Sick Of It All died, and it's the saddest thing conceivable. (Several urban wild animals distracted the shit out of me this episode while I was sitting in my car, please forgive me)