My fault is totally moving, doing it proving that I just get back to it. I've got the heart inside your bubble of mouth. Welcome to the Jason L Show. First time ever live on YouTube, podcast is dropping.
It's now, I'm dropping it now. So if I say something racist, I'm gonna ruin my life. Do you see that lady on TV, say something racist to that guy with the turkey neck of the neat news guy? Double neck.
Bill O'Reilly. Nah, he died. Tucker Carlson. Nah.
Bill O'Reilly died. Well, you know what I mean, he's gone. He's gone, yeah, thank goodness. Double neck English guy that was like smart.
You're the king of all media. And I'm like, you're the king of turkey neck. Pierce Morgan. Yeah.
He interviewed a blonde lady that was defending another blonde lady that was in kids playground calling her the calling a special needs black kid the N word. Wow. Yeah. I got her an over again.
Why not just settle for the R word? Well, it could be an N R really if she had the custer. But she didn't do it. She just did one.
But then this other lady was like, I do it. I say it all the time. What's up? Pierce Morgan.
And he was like, oh, for you to be gobble gobble disgusting. And she was like, so what? White power. What are you gonna do about it?
Yeah. But yeah, she's I'll watch her show. Yeah. Right.
Yeah. That's kind of where it's at. That matters anymore. At least be entertaining.
That's the best part about it is nothing matters. Yeah. Except we, you know, we're on YouTube. We're also promoting the Patreon Patreon dot com slash Elisabeth where the Jason I'll show lives.
It's not a satellite, but it's basically the same thing. If you're a serious listener, instead of subscribing to that heap, you can subscribe. Well, sorry. I shouldn't say it's a great establishment.
Oh, it's great. But Patreon, we're there. We're not we're here. We're not over there.
We're here. And that's patreon dot com slash Elisabeth where we do a lot of shows that is just as riveting as what you've heard right now. And boy, was that riveting. If you're missing the live show experience in particular, we'll continue doing the hourly pre-taped weekly podcasts, but we're live for two, two hours shows per week.
The two of us in addition to that, there's two additional. There's five, there's four live shows happening every single week. Five working days, four shows. Yes.
One day off, which is pretty much every show on series. That's right. So we're basically the exact same thing. We're working show on satellite radio.
Oh, and we're definitely the hardest working people on Patreon. Oh, for sure. Yeah, everybody with their one show week, they have no idea. That's right.
But yeah, we're great and we're tremendous. And, you know, I survived a horse kick today. It didn't even hurt. I think it's because I don't think it's because I'm tough.
I think it's because it's a baloney sandwich that it hurts to be kicked by a horse. Also, I think my horse was just like, we didn't mean it. And then as he hit, he took some steam off. Kind of like when you punch somebody, it's not good.
You give him like a 70. Right. I'll give you a punch and a retard. Not gonna do the end one.
Just the hour of good for you. Because that would have really launched. You guys pulled those punches. I feel like that might have launched this.
I'm gonna offer equal opportunity. People might have gone right. I am subscribing. Tally just said the N and the R.
Like that's it. You guys are hot. I forgot how much I missed this. So under what circumstances did what horse kick you?
It's my horse. It's our horse, I should say. Whitney also. Joint custody is yes.
Right. Does he kick her? I for sure he has. OK.
Yeah, because she is pretty fearless and kind of she's she gets up close and personal. She lies down with him and stuff. So I feel like knowing him, he doesn't mean it. You know, but he is big.
And if he does hit you with his hand, he's not, you know, like he's put me foot on my shin before because I was sleeping in his pen and he was like, hey, and I was like, oh, and he just touched it. Doesn't know his own strength. I mean, 12 out of pounds. Yeah.
He's pretty good with it, really. Are we just going to gloss over that? You know, sleep in horse pens. What do you want to?
Well, under what circumstances were you sleeping? Well, I've been reading books about horses, right? And then I've been talking to host people and I think it was Whitney was after Dingo passed away. You know, she was like, just hang out with buddy and she's like, you can sleep in there if you want.
So I just was like, I've got a blanket and stuff and some food and I'll just hang out and sleep in there. Did you spend the night? No, just like for a couple of hours. It's not, it's cold.
It smells like horse poop. Yeah. It's like not that comfortable. Turns out there's some downsides to sleeping on him.
Right. A lot of people don't realize that the outside's up sleeping with a horse. You just see the glamour on him. I feel like it's like there's a lot of downsides in sleeping with me.
Yeah. They're very simple. Like I kick my fart. I have this sleep app that records my sleeping and I do fart.
I pick that up. Also, the snoring where he in finance is like you might have sleep apnea. No, I don't do it. And you and your random girl that listen to me snore.
Unacceptable. Seriously? Yeah. I still am dark on that.
I totally, I back you 100%. Not to mention, hey, I was me and this random girl in your house. We're listening to you snore. That is annoying.
And also you're probably going to die. And I'm like, oh, well, cool, man. Like, can I make you a coffee this morning? You dickhead.
But yeah, I've done a lot of research and I don't. Well, if I do, it's not bad because I've heard the recordings of all my snoring. None of them worried me. That's great.
Like, oh, you're not breathing. I totally am. Yeah, I believe you. I'm glad to hear that.
With the tape, hostel tape, there's breathing tape now. It goes on your nose and it goes on your mouth. You know, so Joe Rogan said that a cue is snoring. That guy won't endorse just anything.
No, no, I think that's the thing that I'm starting to realize is if he says it, it's facts. Yeah, I mean, he makes so much money. So you know he can't be bought. Right.
Right. Yeah. If you might see more money. Spotify gives you hundreds of millions of dollars.
Yeah. Why would you endorse like Cratermore like a snortate? Your word is your bond. Your word is your bond.
I don't know what happened to my sleep recording thing, but it plays recordings of me snoring with the tape on. But that's probably just to say it in cell. You're still you hear yourself farting as well? Yeah.
Yeah. So it doesn't have like a series of little it says do you want to hear your thoughts? Do you want to hear your snorps? Oh, yeah.
Let me see. It can tell the difference. Got a I really is going to rule us by the end of the year. I accidentally I'll play it.
I've never on purpose. Farts back to you. And it knows that I love that I love that we care. This is great.
I for the first time ever, I came the closest to on purpose farting in front of my wife today and I hate it. I woke up and I thought it was still kind of the middle of the night. She wakes up earlier than me and I went to pull a cheek and instead it did not silence it in the slightest. Oh, I did too.
Like burnt with my hand on my ass. And I just looked over the more we did. And I'm like, you might be as disgusting as me. And I looked over and she's just sitting there looking at her phone and I'm like, oh, did she flinch?
No, she didn't. She was saying whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. Right. What says I have to flatulence now?
Oh, the Latin. Oh, it's a child. This is this one. You did that in your sleep.
This is not conscious flatulence. Yeah. I think your ass has sleep apnea. One more time.
And then a snore. Hey, hey, ladies, ladies, I'm sick. Actually, I'm not but listen. What a wilder beast.
That's what a pig pen sounds like. Well, that's what I said. Yeah, you fit right in. Sleeping with the horses like sleeping with me.
I'm pretty spot on. Yeah. Hey, is that Miles's voice? It's Miles's voice, dude.
Miles is your vibe. Miles is it. Is it? Is it true that this is your final show with us tomorrow is but yeah, and Zach, you're holding it down, dude.
Well, shit, there goes all the sentimentality that was about to come out of me. Yeah. Wait, what are you doing tomorrow? We're doing a podcast tomorrow.
Oh, today might be dude. Yeah. What are you going to do without this fucking moron? It's up in the air.
Dude, today's your last show today might be my last show. I hate to break it to you. He's taking this very hard. Yeah.
Look at him. Now it's time. Uh, someone said, Alice, mate, you're looking for a rodeo. There will be one in Norco.
Isn't that a drug? That's Narco. Uh, what's Norco North California? Norco Norco Norco is a pill.
Narco is a pill. Is my accident? I thought it was a Norco. Is it a Norco?
Is it a Norco? Is it a Norco? The Norco is a rat. The drug traffickers.
Norco, Narcos are narcotics. Narcos short for narcotics. Uh, there's a narco like he knocked on me. No, a narco.
I don't know what narco is short for for knocking. You dumb out. So wait, maybe Norco is, does he mean Northern Colorado or does he mean Nor Cal? Well, let me finish.
He said, no, there's one in Norco, July 26. The city of Norco is about horses and is probably not more than 60 miles from you. Six street has anything you could want when it comes to horses. Love the show and I've been listening for 15 years.
Wait, we got a town called Norco? I'd be North Colorado. How would that be 60 miles from me? Got you.
Also, just fire. Did you catch the point where I said that exact same thing? 90 seconds ago? No, he's always listening to the Joe Rogan experience while we're on, which is super annoying.
I get it. Spiness by Spotify is very accessible. He's telling me about mouthtaper. Oh, dude.
I love it. I love it. Oh, blade. Dude, dude.
What? What? Wait, Norco, wait, Norco is a thing that you're about to like realize, dude, it's been real. It's been real nice, no, and you.
But the city of Norco, 60 miles north of here, is best known as an animal keeping equestrian oriented community. What? It's a horse town. No, wait, does a horse town 60 clicks for me?
No, luckily, as horse town USA. Okay, right? Be host to it. That horse.
Go to them. What's nice? I'm sure it's hot as hell, but I love how does hell. You do love how to sell.
And horses. That's a two for whoa. They got a lake with a pavilion shut the 10. What the fuck?
Wow, man. Oh, dude, dude, dude, bro, dude, look at how the sign has horses on it. Dude, show the fucking pavilion on the lake. Wait, what the fuck?
That's the biggest boot barn I ever saw. I love it. But I actually really like boot barn to do. Can we do the show?
Can we move? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you got to check with your wife.
No, I know. But like we'll meet in the middle half way. 30 miles to every day. I'm already coming like 20.
What's another fucking 10? I'll meet you in Calabas. My bad, homie. Dude.
Oh, the area. I can't not say that every time you say that. Right. Oh, my God.
It's like a little. Wait, I could live on the lake with horses. Yes. OK, everybody.
Look at the mountain in the background. What the fuck is going on? Wait, that's where we are. We live here.
Is this a game? You know, why Austin shut the fuck up? You know, oh, California. Shut the fuck right up.
You know, shout out to Gavin Newsom. He is a vampire. Yeah, you sent us a link to him yesterday. I don't like him.
Yeah, no, I don't think anybody really does. I've never been hard to like him. Do you know his wives and they're like Trump sex wives. Like he's like bone to check the bone to him.
Like he's like a pro. He's like a little bit. You like hand balls pussy to like other goobers. Hey, jiggle, put his goobers.
Yeah. Thank you for having a steady one. I'm saying wait, did Norco is known as Horstown USA prides itself? Oh, I said USA.
It's itself. I'm being a horse community of the area is dotted with corrals, farms, hitching posts, ranches, riding trails, and tack and fleet and feed supply stores. Get me. Look, every store has a horse added.
Dude, I gotta go. There are city ordinances in place requiring new construction to have a traditional rustic Western fleet. I'm going there like this afternoon. I got I got I got I got I got I got I got to go see John.
Wait, that's tomorrow. That's tomorrow. Well, today I'm going to go. Yeah.
No. Yeah. Wait, warm Mediterranean. I don't have a car.
Shit. Yeah, but that one gets me every time, man. Right. I'm like super chat.
Super chat. That's my deal. I think it seems like the sort of town that you move to on a train. Yeah.
Well, I knew you about the super chat. Me like $80,000 for a car. Super chat Jason, a car or a moped or an electric scooter. Wait, wait, super chat me.
Is it? What is it for? Cyber chat for the week. Oh, that 11 hundred a day.
Yeah, that you can you can just rent it. Just super chat me $2,000 and I'll cyber track myself there. One way ticket to Norco. Yeah, I'll just ditch that piece of shit.
Dude, I'm going this weekend. Wait, you're going there? Fuck you. I thought I got first.
I thought that I had been like everywhere worth going. That was like a day trip from LA. This place is amazing. You'll never run out of places to go just for like to get out of town for an afternoon and see something different.
Got a fucking horse town hiding in our backyard. Yeah, I'm freaked out right now. I'm freaked out that I've been talking about horses for like a year or two now. Yeah.
Nobody said go to Norco. Shout out to the guy that texts me, Norco. You're apparently my only friend, so thank you. Also, don't put up videos that are going to trigger me to start talking about stuff.
That isn't time to. You sent me this photo. This video. Yeah, but not yet.
Did I say we're playing videos yet? Simmer down, son. Yeah, we do have a lot to do. Pull back on the reins.
You mean that's horse talk cowboy over here talking about horses. As they train all the horses that like pull the carriages and Disneyland and shit up there. Oh, bruh. Told you.
Slaves. You should get a dig up there. Quit radio. Yeah, just go be a horse guy.
Dude, that's I'm serious. If I had a gym where I could train people to box and then teach people to horsemanship, that would be and then like kill pedophiles on the side. That's pretty much everything that I would ever want. OK, this sounds like the last episode of the Jason Ellish.
You're going to move up there and start off horse fighting, Jim. Miles and Jason have been fired and killed on the last Jason Ellish show that was that good, very convenient. It was the last time it was free on YouTube seriously quickly. No, I'm very serious.
OK, very serious. As you know, everyone blames his, is he a queer? Was it? Blaine's a queer.
He was a bitch at one point. That's my bad. He's not queer. He's a bitch.
He's a bitch. I don't think he's a queer, but he's definitely. No, he's definitely. I saw him in Chicago.
He had a bitch with him. Yeah. Wait, he didn't have a bitch with him. He's neither a queer, not there's anything wrong with that nor a bitch.
There's anything really wrong with that. No, there's tons of bitches out there that are awesome. That guy has stepped into the boxing ring and taken any and all comers, multiple times. And there's not many people can say that.
That's right. He said it was great to see me in Chicago. It was a fantastic show. You made Katie's year.
She's the bartender I met before the show. Blaine's got a girlfriend. But on the side, he saw this chick who's a fan of us. Yeah.
And he was like, yeah, man, I'm going to see Jason. And she was like, no way. And then he bought her a signed poster from me. Like he's slick.
Yeah, slick bitch queer, Blaine. They call him. He's like in that side tag. Hope you enjoyed the pretzels.
I did it. He goes before I was. I was just chocolate covered for so good. Right.
Yeah. Until next time. Love you, brother. Love you to blame.
Yeah, love you. Blaine. And then is it possible that has another text on the post? Is it possible or have you ever thought of going on TikTok live with the show?
Sure. Let's do it. All right. Miles, you haven't really done much for us lately.
You can just TikTok and make us go live now. Right now? Yes, please. Jason, go on your TikTok.
All right. Click live. I did. No, what can't this guy do?
Boom, dude. We live. We live on TikTok. It's happening.
Oh, my God. Wow. It's really happening. It's all happening.
There you go. It's the most. Thanks to me, dude. Multi.
You did this. You can type with that. I can have guests on here. Do you have a TikTok, Miles?
No. Why did you stutter on that? Because you used to, I bet. Yeah.
Yeah. Why did you leave it? Because I don't want to know about what's under the pyramids. Wow, that was a really good argument because that is super annoying.
Also, uh, methylene blue has made me the man that you are. The man that I am playing. That in cold blood has D.H. Me.
I am now 12. I kicked from a horse when I killed you. No, but the methylene blue shielded the kick. And then of course, the shrimp tech got me flying high.
You know what we all are idiots. Dude, go to Norco. Go to they probably have if they don't have a gym, easy. You're all set.
But if they do have a gym, go into the center of town. It's always the best guy. Yes. And then take over and take it.
And say, look, I'm willing to make you a fair offer for your gym because I think I made it pretty clear. I could just fucking take it. Yeah. Google.
I could take it to, you know, me and me and I can take it. Dude, Jason and Jason, the Norco Dojo. Norco Dojo's got a ring to it. Do you do horses?
You do podcast. You do horses. You do podcasts. You do training and then you're deep on the heart of Riverside County.
So there's plenty of Pinos to go off and kill in your free time. Well, that's definitely a bonus. I don't like traveling fire to kill my Pinos. There's people joining my life.
Wait, how many people are on? Wait, I can't see. You're going to be homies with that. I don't think I'm blowing up.
Yeah, you could have a midget cat and a midget horse, dude. I have a midget. Yeah. Oh, I would love a midget horse and a midget cow.
Oh, I just fell in love. Yeah, that's a midget cow. That or a baby, but no, no, that's a midget. He has a wigs.
He does have a little way. He does. He's going to say, wait, oh, you can't take a little. Yeah.
That's where those little creamers come from. All right, so the person that told me to go live. Do I have to be live on this fucking thing? I can't hold it, dude.
No, you have permission to get off of the TikTok line. Hey, everybody on TikTok. Wait, I think it's like five people. Attention to TikTok.
Attention to seven people who don't know who I am. Oh, no, we're up to 11. We're blowing up. We're going to let this thing brew because I don't go back to nine.
Oh, man, I've already lost followers. Yeah, you too. Who cares? Let me cares.
This is stupid. So we have a lot of things that we need to do. I've got to go. I don't know how to get off this.
I've never sounded older than my tie line. Are you pointing the camera at yourself or at the other side of the room? It doesn't matter. I got 23 views.
Yeah. So kick an ass double digit. Change the face of TikTok. Yes.
I got to show you how to go live on TikTok. You can do it more. Yeah. Time following start to spread conspiracies.
Wasn't that just wasn't that exciting? Well, there's got to be a way that you can actually feed the show, not just your own phone. Well, what about the thing that Zach taught us, taught you miles where my phone is connected? There is a potential that on these shows, I can start to just come here, start the stream, and Jason can automatically connect his phone to the OBS and just go do stuff on live through his phone.
Like he could be in Norco. He could be in Norco like heading a midget town. Don't give up, Michael. In front of Walgreens.
Dude, if you don't go this way, he said not live on TikTok. But what does he know? He's even a little higher, dude. Is he saying get off or you're not live on TikTok?
He just says not live on TikTok. He sounds like he looked and you weren't live on TikTok, which is obviously nonsense because you were. Yeah. People are stupid.
Rob Cordray is definitely not a smart guy. I've made him several times. But like somebody said to me, I did a podcast, The Raw Room. But he was like, what show is this?
And I was like, you're commenting from a post of their podcast. And he's like, the link doesn't work. And I'm like, it's their link. I've reposted it.
So you got to get, it's just like, wait, give me your phone, dude. Like fly here and I'll show you how to, it's crazy. Like you're on Instagram. You don't know how to listen to the show that's posted.
Here's the show. I'm like, I don't know what else I have to do. And then you forget it out. But it was just like, that's the thing, man, it shows you.
When someone says, you know, there's a building underneath the pyramids, we just go, no way there's a pyramid under the disability under the pyramids. We don't check. Like he's like, hey, man, I can't listen to the podcast. I'm like, you could click the link.
No, but I'm just asking you. It's like, no, man, do it yourself. That's how things get done in this world. You don't wait for somebody else to give it to you.
You do it yourself. That's how everybody that has everything they want. You know how they got it? They got up and got it themselves.
Listen to this, Conor McGregor, right? I'm not going to stop on this one because there's something special and I haven't figured it out. But here we go again. Conor McGregor had videos where he was talking and he had like, he had a big head, a big shoulders and a whittle body because he was starving himself to make 145.
And then he had videos and he was like crawling on the mats and he said he slept in the gym and he climbed up the ropes with no feet, like just pulled himself up just his hands. Like crazy athleticism. And he was like, I'm obsessed. I'm going to beat everyone.
I'm going to have two belts and it was broke. Remember the first time he got a suit and he had a tuck of Carlson tie? He looked like a fucking moron. But he was so excited because he was like, oh, he's three thousand bucks.
You know, he's like 3000. It was always made a big piece. And he was so pumped on it. And then he got the belts.
He got all the things. He got all the money. He got the whiskey. He punched the old man.
He did the things of the lady where she was like, please stop. And he did it anyway. Allegedly did all those things. Now he has a Lamborghini boat.
I argue that the best part of his life. And I'm saying like in his soul, when he wakes up in the morning, how he feels about the day, not anybody else's opinions watching stuff, I believe that Conor McGregor was the most fulfilled before he got any belts because he was possessed by the game and he was doing it all day and he felt himself getting better. He was lighting up fools in the gym. He was like, I am going to be blah, blah, blah, blah.
He got to sleep gone. Here we go. You know what I mean? I'm like, I don't know why blah blah.
And then he gets the whiskey and he gets the thing and charges the videos and the court cases. And then his wife's fat because she had like three babies. And she's like, oh, Conor. And he's like, oh, God.
I think that he was happier before he got the boat than when he got the boat. Remember Eddie Van Halen said, when he can't buy you happiness, when he can buy you a boat, you're going to have to sail up alongside it? Yes. Bullshit.
Yeah. Well, I might have been David Lee Roth who said that, but whether it's him or Eddie or Alex, none of them. Who cares if Alex said it? None of them seem very happy by the mid 80s and beyond.
Right. So I'm saying that you guys are looking at this like the end game as like the win, but what you don't realize, and this is someone I'm 50. I've been pro skateboard, pro fighter, pro race guy, I've got to shoot son. I've done some stuff.
The best part of my skateboard career was when I was just good and only skated or the money that I made. I can't even tell you what the money the best I ever was. I probably made like 1700 a month or something, maybe 2600, which was cool. It was awesome.
If I only made 2600 a month right now, I would be like, oh my God, I'm homeless. I was in my soul, the most content I've ever been. And then in my skateboard career at the end, or even like I'm under a podcast with Tony Hawk, it made more money than 27,000 a month. It doesn't rival the when I was good at skateboarding.
Like I so I didn't read it. I know for a fact that when you're in something, trying to be good at something in love with something, constantly thinking about it and working to achieve that goal, that is you've already won. The outcome when you get the trophy is it's the only thing that's good for is everybody else. When they watch it, they go, wow, he's the champion.
Look, he's got his own whiskey. Now he suits a $20,000 suits. You're not you're in you've got bullshit agent managers, smoke dickheads, lion, tax Twitter, hater trolls. So it's right there for you.
All you got to do is fall in love with something right now. And within like two, six months a year, you are the winner. What are you going to do? You're going to troll Conor McGregor, West Coast, you know, West Coast.
Well, like I said, I'm record. I've never said anything negative about you know, West Coast on social media, just on here. Look at Scarface. Did Scarface look happy when he was in the bubble bath smoking a cigar?
Wait, he kind of did. I don't know. No, he was mad. What?
Not another quailer she loved me again. Yeah, yeah, that was terrible. You know what his joy was when he was murder in the chain. That guy in the bunk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was living right there. You know, right before he sat that guy, remember he was playing basketball? He's mates.
Yes, he was like under and underpass. Yeah. Yeah. That was his real joy moving small amounts.
A lot of people talk to you about large amounts, but Scarface Scarface when he was just a nickel bag, a dime bag, kind of low level narco. That's what left about. Oh, let's talk to me about any issues with the card. What the fuck is he talking about?
Is he listening to the Joe Rogan experience? Who are we talking about? Rob Cordray again. Oh.
He said not live on TikTok. Then he said, okay, let me know if any issues with the card. Okay. So now he in the meantime has gotten a text about paying for something from his partner and has replied in the wrong text thread.
Like that's it. You're banned. You're fired. No hot tub time machine.
Terrific. Yeah, the rest is dropped off hot. Even love the sequel. A lot of people disagree.
I enjoyed it. Yeah, I did. Yeah, shut up. Now you're dead to me.
That's it. I'm just like three different bits on Twitter. What do we have? Like 20 minutes left?
Yep. So is it World's Greatest Wednesday? Are we doing Janken Daytona because it's Miles's final show? The world will never know.
We'll know the world's about to know why I asked the question. Oh, whatever you want to do, dog. We'll do World's Greatest Wednesday for 20 minutes. 20 minutes.
And then we'll do the Janken Daytona. Okay. Miles, start the clock. Actually start.
Okay. Yes. What do you mean? Actually, no.
Metaphorically. Fuck, Knuckle. Right. Here we go.
And I'm not going to say it. Like Sam is running out. Like Sam is running out. Definitely.
So where are the days where Miles has no idea what that is? Do you Miles? The days of our lives? Yeah.
It's not a song. Yep. Told you. Look, there's Miles, any type of sachna, Sasing.
Yeah. Right behind him ready to kill him at the end of this show. Yeah. Those guys are going to wrestle like ancient Greek naked style.
We've been fighting in here. They can't attack. The mics been muted. We've just been crawling in here for the last guys.
Just try and keep the throat pulling. A lot of clean fight in there. In the Roman time, Skopulum was completely looked. I was like an Ambar.