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You got it. Alright, ready? You guys are? You got that bro.
I did it. Yeah bro. You want to hug it out real quick? You want to get smacked?
Sometimes you need that don't you? I'm halfway through by they just smack me. Go ahead. What do you mean?
Three, two. Yeah, you look cool Michael. Ma'am, there's totally a person. How many things you have in school?
Yeah. Mini Shaq Diesel in the house. Welcome to the show. Shout out to all the mums out there that are probably nice doing great things for their kids.
And today my wife was my child's mom and the school tried to reject my wife from being a mother and say no she's not allowed to pick up your son. I have to register him in the we trust you relative thing and I'm like I'm kind of bummed to know that she's not already signed up in there like that name should have been in there. Her last name, same name is his. So then I had to call and talk to the school.
I don't like talking to schools. They remind me of like childish authority and it's like you don't have any power lady. Stop talking down to me. I know you're at school and it's like actually now and now but I am of your equal so don't do that.
So that may be uncomfortable. Also at the same time I was having a meeting with the undertaker and I'm not lying. I was having a conversation with the undertaker while I was trying to talk to the school about letting much of that because he heard his lip and we were paranoid. We thought maybe you got punched in the face and I was like who am I reckon and you know what's going on who what is all higher 13 year old to put a hit.
I got money man. I'll give you a 13 year old for a thousand bucks. He will he will go hard on somebody or you just bring the undertaker. I didn't think of that.
He seemed busy and we should clarify uppercase you undertaker. You weren't just speaking to a person who professionally buries the dead. No, it's the undertaker. Sorry.
I don't know about spelling what you did with the capital U but it's the wrestling guy that kills people. He's dead. He's a zombie and he brings people to the spirit world. Did you find out what happened to his lip?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was wrestling his friend. This is all it was all for nothing. That's the other great thing.
Hey condoms. You think you need to wear condoms? I think some people should wear them unless you want this. Do you want this in your life where you're like freaking out calling several people all at the same time to get your kid out of school that shouldn't have got out of school because he's pulling a fast one about a little cut lip.
Oh, okay. He went back in time. We got scammed. Yeah.
Oh, Andrew Collins here. We have a guess. Sorry. Sorry.
I'm a lot. Did you fight a lot as a kid because you seem like someone that got some aggression. Yeah. I beat up a lot at school.
Yeah. I was not a bully. I turned into the toughest guys. You know, you always hear that story like, ah, I was a kid.
I got beat up by 14 different guys. And now I know Taekwondo and I grip your head off. Like it always usually comes from that spot. It's I was misdiagnosed from my boxing coach a long time ago.
I went to I've already trained for a long time and friends with some other guys. They bring me to a gym that's highest level kickboxing in California. Saxon's my type. One of the best you can go to and the coach there.
He's an awesome dude. And he's like sizing me up and he comes over and he goes, well, you were bullying in school. And I go, no, why do you ask that? He's like, you just seem like you were the bully in school.
I got bullied and he was like, oh, interesting. And I was like, oh, he sees me as I was a guy that went around doing that. Whoa, bullies can turn into bullies. Right.
Maybe that's what he said. Maybe there was a part after that that you were like, ah, there was a time where when I was one of the better skateboarders in the world, I was a bully to because I was cooler than you. Hell yeah. So I would decool your ass.
I would point out that you're not very good and you should probably calm down. And if you check me, I would check you again. And at the end of the day, I was usually checking someone that I was indeed better than. So the afternoon always went my way because I'd be like, well, at the end of the day, who's better?
Me, shut up. And then I decided to extinguish that person completely yesterday. Now, if you like cut me off and it's a bad day and you give me the finger, he comes out of Seanan. You follow guy?
Yeah. Whenever he shows up, I will always be embarrassed by him forever. Did you live somewhere? Did you move and then move back?
No, I lived in Florida. I lived in St. Louis for a long time. Okay.
So that's not Florida, was it? What? Oh, no, that's Missouri. So wait, you lived in Florida?
Then you went here? Okay. Alright, so Florida, yeah, New Orleans for college. Wait, this is when you're young?
Young. Okay. I'm 42 now. Yeah.
And you were leaving in a house with your co-host. Yes. But you weren't bone in a. No.
Not one time. Not one time. Do you see her boobs? Are you trying to look at my eyes?
Does he run? Yeah. Am I? No.
You're right. No, no bone in there. I really like her. You guys quit ass on that show, by the way.
I was, I know you and you came on and I'm like, oh, okay, co-host. Like, everybody needs, yeah, I'm on Hall First of a Wolf. I understand I would like to be on shows. Like I was on your mom's house the other day and I'm like, pretty sure they didn't book me.
What's happened? I'm not on that show anymore. Did I say her name or is it? No, it's fine.
It's fine. It ended okay. Oh, no. It did.
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I've indeed lived with her. I did live with her. And you had a show. Yeah, studio.
Yes. Why have you agreed to because she's successful? Yes. She looks like I don't know that well, but she looks like she makes a lot of money.
She does. Why does she? It's like, there and a lot of you. Yeah.
Wasn't the impression it was some sort of COVID decision? It was it was a COVID decision. Well, it's not where you want me to start. But when I did stand up in New York City, I moved there in 2011 and I was doing stand up.
I was dog walking, I met Nicki Glaser. She took a photo of me and put it on Instagram as I was a dog walker because I was walking a dog with wheels for legs because the dog was lazy. Aw, that's a cute dog, and I like you. He's really more of a dog roller.
You could get for a role. Yeah, I wrote. Right. Alright, I can you go?
Is he total rollers, you have two front legs. He's a two-front legs. Just tracks the wheels, right? At some point, total roll.
You got those guys. He's a total roll. But he wasn't a small dog. This was not an easy thing.
He was like 85 pounds, like Husky. He did not want to put his legs in. Dogs don't know what a wheelchair is. So every day I got him.
He crawls across the floor and his legs are just blind. And I got to throw him in there. And because I did such God's work, I karma, I guess, might have helped me. Cooper led me to get a photo put on Instagram and then led to two years later, I'm working for Nicki.
Did she know you were a comedian? No. Just a photo of a dog walker. And that's how that.
She thought I was the owner who went and put her dog down. Oh, wow. I just put her his back legs down. So then you told to her and you go actually on a comedian?
So she puts on Instagram. I get tagged by my friends. Yeah. That's a comedian.
He runs a show in your comedy club. OK. He's not really that successful, but he's trying. And then two years later, she apologizes on Instagram.
OK. She follows me on Instagram. OK. I feel bad for this guy.
Two years later, she moves back to New York. Needs a dog walker. Ask me because she assumes that I know another dog walker. My career has moved past dog walk.
Gotcha. Little does she know now I have wheels for legs. I'm pretty much because I'm full dog. I'm not really even a kind of still comic, but I'm just like, at this point, I'm just pretty much a dog walker.
You know, like, and then she hired me as a dog walker. Let me open for a Caroline's. No way. And I crushed because I was eight years in.
And then I just started opening for her and I was on a radio show. But it all started because of this dog with a real life. And in the end, she leaves with her a person that she thought was a dog sitter. Yeah.
Yeah. How much time was there between the Caroline show and you two shacking up in Missouri? You say it like we boned. We did not.
Dude, you lived in a house. You both adults. She's so hot. I would burn her if she wanted to for sure.
It was COVID crazy times. You're not going to burn her. She got like two days, but you put a week on it. I live with her.
It was probably two or two years after that. I moved to St. Louis. She moved back to St.
Louis because her parents are from there. She called me. She said, hey, you want to be a co-host. I was like, maybe let's on to it through Zoom.
COVID New York isn't really a thing right now. I just come to St. Louis. I do it in person.
Yeah. I made the decision like three days. That's how I kind of roll. You know, I just make decisions and then realize I probably.
You would regret it. Yeah, I regret really much. I just like, you know, I try not to. It's the hell I'm leaving this house with, though.
For a year. Were you still walking or talking? No, at that point, I was seen as somewhat of an equal. Oh, wow.
Some other. Some. I was still a little bit of dog in there. We didn't know when you were as hot as her.
So you got to take that into account. Yeah, I mean, she's never seen me in a skirt. She's so cool. I'm pretty cool.
OK. I'm done with you. Oh, can you talk to my legs? You'll want to talk to me.
I think I don't see it. I don't see it. But the blonde wig on. I think it's really bad.
That's the case. They're really not helping you. Let's save that for Patreon. Yeah, I have that.
Yeah, just wanted to run it through your trunk, my leg and wheels. You'll love it. So you guys mutually decide to part ways everything's great. Yeah, it was nothing weird.
Nothing weird. Nothing weird. I just kind of I guess you could say I just. The way she's put is I've outgrown the pack.
I guess you can say it like that. I mean, that makes me sound cooler. But I think it was a little bit of just, you know, it's those things. You're in a partnership.
You know, you want to express yourself more creatively. You're feeling held back a little bit. I started headlining my own gigs. That felt good to do an hour.
Your fans come for you. Yeah. It just felt like time. I'm 42.
Like if I didn't try to do it on my own now, I probably would have been like, and I might fail. I respect the hell out of it. I mean, to me, you have the talent to apply yourself easily. Not just on her.
She's amazing. Yeah. But you can do your own thing, man. I'm trying.
It's scary. It's scary to go off on your own when, especially in his business for eight years, you walk dogs and you realize how hard it is to make a dog. Once you start making money in the business, it kind of rolls a little bit. So you're like, oh, I kind of feel more confident.
But I don't forget how hard it was. You know, I slept, you know, on a couch for seven months when I first moved to New York. I lived next to a drug dealer named the king off the J. Like, you know, I live with a bunch of mice and Brooklyn, you know, I mean, waking up to them playing my acoustic guitar.
That happened. Yeah. It's pretty cool. So now you're doing a lot of shows?
Yeah. So I just did eight shows through with helium, like weekdays. Cool. And that went well.
It was like getting like 150 people per show, which I thought was good. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah. And so it's kind of building off of that, you know, and trying to do my own thing.
I also still I'm like, opening for Tim Dillon. Yes. The buddy of mine. That guy is the best.
He's the machine. That guy. That guy. I saw him.
I remember like 11 years ago, we were in an open mic, 4 p.m. open mic on a Tuesday in this bar called Bar E.2 in New York City. And it was like, it was like a Coke bar. Like a lot of people have died in this bar and they don't do anything about it.
They just let it rot. Like that's how it felt. And the guy that ran the open mic, he would hand out strawberries and cookies, which was just kind of a weird thing. I think I told him was now.
And I remember just, it was like completely blacked out, no windows, 4 p.m. and I just saw Tim go up for like seven people. And I'm like, what? You ever see it?
And you're like, what the? What is this? You know what I mean? Where you're just like, I've never seen anything, you know, like this before in my life.
And like we became friends pretty instantly. And then his career blew up after he did Rogan. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, he's amazing.
Yeah, he's incredible. He had me up on the company still the other day. Just whoopers, I was like, man, that was a really good set. I was like, thank you, Tim Dillon.
Because I'd never met. And I'm like, first of all, holy shit, it's Tim Dillon. Yeah. And then I'm like, wait, are you saying something nice to me?
And they was like, you want to do a show with him? I'm like, yeah. I do love how much that was the first thing I got. A child like, Oh, I don't say that in a bad way.
It actually makes me enjoy seeing how happy standup has made you, makes me enjoy it more. I could tell because it's like MMA. I was already old when I started MMA, but all the fighters, they're younger than me, but I see them as, as the, you know, mean, I grew up on you, like, the knee didn't grow up on them. You got into them when you're 40.
It's like, yeah, but I don't see it that way. I see like, you know, John, you know, yeah, it's the same thing. Like if anybody like big J asked me to do coming still last night and I was like, Oh, I mean, I'm like, that's somebody, oh. It's interesting to have.
But in skateboard, at one point, you were the man, right? Yeah, a little bit. But yeah, but so you had this energy of like, I mean, I need to be in control. And I need to be the bully.
And when it came to stand up, you seem to have dropped that and you're like, okay, I'm humbled. And I don't have ego with this. And I will get great. And then I'll both.
Yeah, that's the plan. I'll probably, that's the thing with age, is the second time around, and this will be the third time around, I don't plan on any of that stuff. I cringe at that stuff. Because I've been there, I'm totally that guy where you pat me on the back and off.
I will believe my own crap. Yeah, I'm not thinking that I float. I do that my whole life. It's a curse.
Yeah, I try not to, you know, I'm gonna show with Tim tonight. And it's big J, Tim. I'll tell other people. We're at the store.
Oh. And Tim's like, there's a CAA agent. It's gonna be there. Everyone's gonna be there.
And you're going first. I'm like, dude, this is not gonna, I was like, I don't think this is gonna go away. I've done it enough. I don't know.
I don't think it'll go that well. But we'll see. Yeah, this is the second angle. I'm just saying that.
So you flush that out a little bit. What is it about doing a really good show in front of people who can help your career that sounds so miserable? Well, first of all, I self-sabotage like crazy. Like I already think it's gonna go bad, but that does motivate me in a weird way.
I have the worst mind going into it, which gives me, it makes me anxious, which makes me feel alive, which makes me more focused. Yeah, I get sure. So I'm in the car before I came in here and I'm writing opening tags. Knowing that I'm gonna go in front of Tim's crowd.
They're gonna be a little bit more rough. I gotta go at them to show them confidence. You know, maybe I don't. That's all in my head too.
Like, all these things are in your head. You know, you try to play in accordingly. You know what it is, is I've opened for Tim before and it's gone really well and really bad. And all I can think about is the bad.
Yeah, of course that's us. Yeah, that's all I do is I just focus on the negatives so much and I forget every positive thing I've ever done. And they tell you to write it down. That's what my brother tells me.
Write down all your positive things because then I forget exactly what he said. I probably should've listened. Yeah, very inspirational. I'm like, I'm like, get a quote.
I'm like, you don't understand what he said. That's not gonna help. Yeah, like those people that know all the quotes, I don't trust them. Fair enough.
You know what I mean? They like quote like the third page of some Ramdaz book. It's like, what is it? Yeah, you haven't lived it.
You just read it. Yeah. So, I don't know where it was. I was kind of going off.
But yeah, seeing you and how much you love stand up. But I love skating for a little while. I did it when I was 12. Yeah, that's a good time to do it.
Dude, I remember there was skateboarders in my neighborhood. I was in Port St. Lucie, Florida. It's kind of like where the Met Spring training is.
There's really like nothing there. And there was just the coolest skaters that you just would see around the, you know, and I would be like, I want to be that. I could I played like Little League. I didn't even know where to start.
I remember they were like, all right, we'll build you a ramp. And like, that was like the coolest thing. When the coolest skateboard built you a ramp, you know, that's like big J put in your own show or something. And we went to, I remember went to Home Depot and I remember it was like 90 bucks and I was like a huge amount of money.
But we bought and they made us a flyway. Right. You know, launch ramp. And I was three feet and I just we spray painted red and it was just so amazing having those guys.
And they were killing it, launching it. I don't know. I just remember like that moment of like, but I never got, I never got past launching it. Like I was never good at doing the kick flips or anything like that.
But that ramp was like a huge moment of like older people like, oh, hey, you're cool. You're cool. You know what I mean? I kind of wish I kept skating.
Can I feel like there was a, I always played like team sports where you could hide behind people. Did you hide behind people when you played? Yeah, that's really interesting because, you know, we spent a lot of time over the years talking about the difference between like Jason gravitates to individual sports. He went from skateboarding to MMA.
Other people don't even, they're so into team sports. They don't realize that they're a team sports guy. I've never heard anybody talk about the primary appeal of team sports being because you can hide behind your teammates. Focus isn't on you.
I get, you know, that's as weird as a standup. It makes no sense. But then again, also saying all the worst things that could possibly happen to you before you do standup. It doesn't make any sense either, but you're doing it.
Yeah, my brain, I probably need to help, you know. I'm kind of going through it moving out here. I'm not going to lie. But how long have you been in LA?
It's not suiting yourself up. Yeah, it takes a little bit of time. I get compared brain, you know, when you live in St. Louis, no one's doing really.
Yeah, you don't have to compare it to them. Yeah, you know, I don't even think about, you know, and then, you know, you get it here and it's like, just guys doing this, just making this money, just in your head. It's not good. No, it's not healthy.
That shouldn't be in there. No, I get that. Oh, you know, I want to be competitive. It's part of the drive to be successful.
But then the older you get the more, you know, you want to be successful. I want to be successful for me. Yeah. If you have more, good for you.
Have more. Have five. I don't care. Just do I have mine?
Yes. I'm not competitive that way. I don't mind when people get stuff. Like I really am like, I really do want everyone to get.
Yeah. But as long as I'm also eating a little bit, you know, but with like team sports, I feel like you could play a role. You don't have to be the main. The buck doesn't stop with you.
Yeah. Which again is a really strange thing for a stand up comic to say. Yeah. I don't know.
I never thought I'd really be a stand up comic either. I kind of stumbled. Where you just like failed at everything else. I lost, I made money in real estate.
I like stumbled in that and then I lost everything. 2008 or? Yeah. Okay.
And Florida. I did one deal and I made like 300 G's as like a 24 year old like had nothing and then 300 G's like right and then, you know, went out, bought a tundra truck, put some 22's on it, you know, just spent like 50 grand realized that you were selling that truck. And so I traded that in like halfway to riff ref and then that's okay. Well, two weeks later, I traded in, I bought a used car dealership, you know, Mercedes AMG or whatever.
Yeah. Like that's more of a geo car. You know, and I thought with you, I don't know. And I traded and I took out seven grand in cash and I threw it in his face and I was like, give me the keys.
Like, you know, and then I had to fill out paperwork. It's like not that cool. You leave that like that. It's like what's your so?
Yeah. They never show that part in the movie. No, they don't. It's like let's run your credit.
You actually are going to have to put more down. I'm like, yeah. Scarface build that a lot more for the real life. Yeah.
Yeah. So then I traded that in and I bought a condo for like 220 grand. So I thought I was doing the right thing and then the market crashed and that condo was worth $60,000 like six months later. So I got the car repo out of my dad's house and here's the thing.
My dad's not poor either. He's like a doc. He's a doctor. I'm getting my car repoed out from like a nice house.
Yeah. And then I lost my house. I had the short sell that, you know, and then I was in debt to the IRS. That's fun.
And then I was like, I tried so many things like quick rich schemes, you know. I don't even, I mean, I couldn't even tell you what I was trying to do. You know what I mean? Like we were trying to do credit card processing at one point where it's like high risk credit card processing where I hit up like people that are selling like dick bills online to offer them.
I don't know. I'm just like, I knew this like rich, shady guy from Miami. He's like, oh, you just do that. Well, you know, well, and then I think I found a guy that gave us a lot of money and then they never paid me, you know, stuff like that.
Like he's like, then I tried to raise money, kind of in a weird way for like IPO stock that I'd never, I never understood it, you know, but I just try it. I thought it could be like, cause I make, when you make money overnight, you think that could just happen. Yeah. And so I'm pretty that young.
I could make money in different ways like that. And I never happened. And that's when I got to comedy, cause I was like, well, nothing's worked and might as well just do what I'm passionate about. Right.
I mean, this is the one you should've done the whole time. Probably. Is this before or after you? Oh, dude, uh, wait, you did.
Well, I was a miner, a miner, like a miner. A miner, a minely Oh, day. Well, I was, I had a, I did blow. So I mean, just going backwards, but right after college, I moved to LA to be a producer.
I drove all the way from Florida. But I didn't. I thought I had a full time job, but it didn't even be a weekend. I drove off the floor and I wore a suit the first day.
They don't like your moving boxes. You know, like I'm not. Oh, what? And like, no, he said produce, not producer.
Yeah, it was so pathetic to go drive eight thousand miles for a Joe McHale commercial. You know, and they're like, no, you don't have a job here. So anyway, I ended up living in LA. Long story short, I ended up going to New Orleans to party with friends because that's where I went to college.
And I just did blow all night with a stripper, OK, my buddy, but we weren't hooking up. We were just talking about life, whatever that means. I'm on a lake Panch train. And then I did a gravity bomb hit to relax.
Yeah. But that didn't really do exactly what I thought I would. And then I went numb and I couldn't move from the couch. I was stuck.
So from the Coke and then I claked my heart, my chest started. And I was like, it's a panic attack. Talk yourself out of it. You got this.
And then I told my buddy, I was like, I think I'm having a heart attack. I'm like, all right. And then he dropped me off. He didn't even know if he stopped the car.
He didn't even need to drop me off the emergency room. I walked in. I was like, so I think I'm having a heart attack. And they put me in the heart ward.
And they didn't say, did you tell them off the bat that you've done a bunch of blow? Yeah, yeah, I did tell them. Yeah, I thought that would probably be smart. Yes.
And then they put me in the heart ward. They had to put blood thinner in my stomach. And then it's funny when I talk about it now, because I've had a lot of these kind of things happen to me. Not overdose, but I never really learned lessons.
But I got a heart. Like the blood thinner put in me. And then I was in the heart ward for three days. And then I was eight grand in hospital bills.
And now I have that money. And that's when I left LA the first time. So why were you in for three days? Had to get your heart to go.
Like you were really in trouble. I guess so. I had a heart murmur. They called it.
I don't know. Like skips of beat or whatever. And yeah, that was, I went back to Florida. I was just like so sad, so depressed.
But I'm sure you never did cocaine again. You know, that's a good question. Yani? No, I actually only did it.
I think I did it one more time after that in my whole life. Right. I really did learn. Every now and again, you got to remind yourself that cooks a bad idea.
Yeah, pretty much. What's that? No, no, I don't want to. That's what I'm too scared.
That's smart, man. But I mean, among other reasons. Yeah. That's why I grow my own opiates.
Yeah. Own ground. That goes about poppy farm. Yeah, but like since then, I have gone to emergency room just for panic attack.
Like I had horrible, you know, anxiety and stuff like that. You know, just like I went to the emergency room one time thinking I was choking to death. But you were not choking? No, I just inhaled like a piece of lint.
I was living in my grandma's in West Palm Beach, Florida. And I inhaled a piece of lint. And I thought I did in my mind. I'm like, oh, if it goes into my throat, I will fully choke.
Like I'm just half choking. And so I drove, I go to my other grandma and she lived across the street, my grandma's early. And I was like, I think I'm choking. And she's like, I was like, all right, you're not going to.
You can't take care of this. I got in my car in my camry and I drove like 30 minutes while choking to death. Yeah, it's almost like you're not choking to death. You would think 30 minutes.
Still want to urge and care. And then they had to tell you that you just have lint in your throat? I walked in and I was like, so I think I'm choking to death. People don't realize that.
I don't even feel die because of lint. You're not high right now. You're where I'm talking right now? No, when you've got the lint in.
No, I'm just, I was going through it. And they're like, OK, why don't you sit down? And I was like, well, how can I sit? Why does it not?
I think I should skip the line. And then I did have that moment where I don't know if you've ever had suffered from panic attacks where you do start to kind of realize that you're kind of out of touch. Yeah. And then they were, I was like, well, it's going to go and then I went in and docked it to an x-ray and I still didn't quite believe her.
You know what I mean? Yeah, totally. Because I've had them. I used to, the test for me was, I would get K to blow me.
Yeah. And if I was still panicking after the blowjob, it wasn't a panic attack, it was a heart problem. Because one time we were driving in Vegas to the Porsche. And I was like, I'm about to pull off the freeway and go into the hospital.
But first, blow me to see if it is what it is. Well, it does make you present, right? Yeah, maybe like when she was done, I was like, it was a panic attack. And then I get back.
So what do you do when she's not there? No, you got to cheat. You got to save your life. Yeah, that's what it is.
Maybe I'll just have to jerk off. I probably would have gone to hospital. Because I was, yeah, I've gone before. But I've gone and I've said it's a panic attack and I've gone and I've like, they're like, you're having a heart attack.
So now, I've had so many issues that I know which one's which. Yeah. That's when you know you've lived, when you've tested it. Yeah, I've lived, dude.
Yeah. I know. I'm like telling you my heart jumps like 20 times a day. Okay.
And I guess it's it. No, it's not it. All right. Let's continue the day.
It is funny when you tell like you're like, what was me kind of story to someone that's been through way more shit than you know, you know, I'm not saying that you're trying to want to mean, but it's just like sometimes I'm sorry. Well, yeah, I mean, your story doesn't sound stuff to do. Yeah. We're all impressed by your courageous battle against lint.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can see the other.
The other lint. The other lint. Um, yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's yeah, I've been better though with panic and stuff like that.
You should see somebody. Oh, yeah. No, I thought I would just talk it out here. Okay.
Well, that'll do. You're probably fine now. Yeah, completely healed. So I mean, you should be doing a show at the comedy store with Tim Dillon is good.
Maybe I've known Tim so long. Yeah, but you just try to imagine the rest of us. Yeah. Tim Dillon.
Yeah. And it's the comedy store. I know. You're on fire.
I guess if you grow up, like your friends with Tony Hawk. Yeah. Tony Hawk. I still understand it.
Yeah, I get it. No, I just mean, I'm saying that is. Yeah. Like that's a guy.
Did some real shit. Yeah, you're you're in a spot where, you know, I do comedy around LA and everybody's a scumbag compared to this one place, the comedy store where Tim Dillon is. If you're on that night, you're pissing on everybody else in Los Angeles and I go to all those other places and every single one of them would blow me none of them are gay to be on that show tonight. All right.